Why the fuck is Russell Brand everywhere?

[Freebasser]

Just why?

Big Brother's Big Mouth, Russell Brand's Got Issues, that MTV chat show, a DJ spot on Radio 2...

He's even on the back page of the Guardian sports section as a regular contributor, where he's admitted to not even knowing much about sport.

Fuck off, Russell! Nobody likes you and your big hair! :mad:

[na§tee]

i know. i don't understand it.

i don't think he's very funny. he's just a big eccentric dandy. get over it already.

in 24 months everyone will be off his cock and onto someone else's.

[Freebasser]

At first it was "ok, nice to see him back, he's kinda funny"

Then it was "oh, another show with him in, well, he's still ok"

Then it was "Oh, another Russel Brand show. How original :rolleyes: "

And now it's "Fuck fucking off, you stupid badger-haired fuck, fuck off!"

Seriously, when he's started appearing in the back of my sports supplement you know it's time for him to fuck off already.

[na§tee]

my flatmate went to see him at the edinburgh festival and apparently he's better doing stand-up. they were super over his cock there. all the edinburgh fest types were lovin' it.

he looks as if he has many, many stds (n)

remember a couple of years back people were all over johnny vegas? now where is the hype?

[Planetary]

Seriously, when he's started appearing in the back of my sports supplement you know it's time for him to fuck off already.

lol, you and your sports supplements

[Freebasser]

remember a couple of years back people were all over johnny vegas? now where is the hype?

I'm ashamed to come from the same neck of the woods as him, really I am.

I wonder who the next big thing will be - Pres Zount anyone?

[venusvenus123]

i agree. he has a column in one of the newspapers too... it may be the guardian or observer or even the metro. who knows? who cares?

i did like him at first with his "hare krishna" sign off, but yeah too much. my friend said she saw him and he indeed does look tres skanky.

at least he's better looking than johnny vegas :confused:

[Loppfessor]

He must not be everywhere...cus I never even heard of him

[Beckalina]

I saw him in HMV back in his MTV days and he does indeed look like a homeless man who carries all the diseases known to man.

[Nivvie]

at least he's better looking than johnny vegas :confused:

I'd rather do Johnny I think...no wait...maybe not.
I imagine he burps a lot during sex.

[venusvenus123]

yeah he's pretty revolting all round.

[Big Gus]

I dont find his "ye olde quaint" humour funny in the slightest. He is a fucking shagging machine though so a doff of my dandy hat for that...