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QueenAdrock
11-05-2006, 06:38 PM
What would your campaign slogan be?

Mine would be "Vote for Diana. 4 MORE BEERS!"

Yeah I'm bored.
Lex Diamonds
11-05-2006, 07:02 PM
I would just have a huge poster of me petting a (preferably lame) kitten with the slogan "A VOTE AGAINST PADSTER IS A VOTE AGAINST KITTENS". (y)
Pres Zount
11-06-2006, 12:49 AM
HANG THEM IN THE STREETS

2007
HEIRESS
11-06-2006, 12:51 AM
"WHY THE FUCK DO WOMAN HAVE TO PAY SALES TAXES ON TAMPONS AND THE OLE KOTEX PADS AND NOT ON GODDAMN FATHERFUCKING DIAPERS AND INCONTINENCE PRODUCTS YOU FUCKING CHAUVINISTIC FUCKS"

brought to you by the green party of Canada
ET
11-06-2006, 12:53 AM
Fuck All Y'all
ET FOR EMPEROR 2030
HEIRESS
11-06-2006, 12:57 AM
THE CAMEL THAT WALKS A MILE FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE

302 AD
QueenAdrock
11-06-2006, 12:57 AM
"WHY THE FUCK DO WOMAN HAVE TO PAY SALES TAXES ON TAMPONS AND THE OLE KOTEX PADS AND NOT ON GODDAMN FATHERFUCKING DIAPERS AND INCONTINENCE PRODUCTS YOU FUCKING CHAUVINISTIC FUCKS"

brought to you by the green party of Canada

Sales taxes on tampons? Really? I was actually surprised to see there were no taxes on the gentle glides I picked up the other day.

Okay, no more girl shit, back to the slogans!
cosmo105
11-06-2006, 02:13 AM
Jessica - Because Vegans Can Still Swallow
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 02:33 AM
Jessica - Because Vegans Can Still Swallow
Oh my god!!!
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 02:34 AM
Honest G~mile

"He likes big butts and can not lie"
Lyman Zerga
11-06-2006, 02:38 AM
Honest G~mile

"He likes big butts and can not lie"


LOL

you would get my vote, i can not lie
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 02:47 AM
LOL

you would get my vote, i can not lie
Once you go black...;)
Pres Zount
11-06-2006, 02:48 AM
I would crush you all in the debates. With my bare hands.
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 02:51 AM
I would crush you all in the debates. With my bare hands.
Sure you would
Lyman Zerga
11-06-2006, 03:28 AM
back in black!
Pres Zount
11-06-2006, 04:15 AM
Sure you would
Is that your retort?
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 04:44 AM
Is that your retort?
haha I didnt know you made an argument to retort.
Pres Zount
11-06-2006, 04:45 AM
A retort doesn't have to counter an argument
g-mile7
11-06-2006, 04:49 AM
A retort doesn't have to counter an argument
Sure it doesn't
Pres Zount
11-06-2006, 04:58 AM
you're not going to be a good politician if you don't take control of your conversations.
Otis Driftwood
11-06-2006, 05:12 AM
:D I'd slander the opposition like everyone else, then run off with the campaign funding. Screw the job as #1 hated man in the world...
Freebasser
11-06-2006, 09:14 AM
FUCK OFF, I'M HAVING A WANK. COME BACK LATER AND I'LL THINK UP A SLOGAN THEN.
Loppfessor
11-06-2006, 09:18 AM
Loppfessor; What like you could do any better?
roosta
11-06-2006, 02:08 PM
Kill Em All And Let God Sort Them Out
zorra_chiflada
11-06-2006, 05:45 PM
"i get pretty pissed off when i don't win things so you assholes better fucking vote for me."
cosmo105
11-06-2006, 05:48 PM
"Because a vote for Zorra is a vote for puppy kicking"
zorra_chiflada
11-06-2006, 05:49 PM
"Because a vote for Zorra is a vote for puppy kicking"

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

"for every cosmo vote, i will punch a penguin in the face"
cosmo105
11-06-2006, 05:51 PM
"See? She punches penguins in the face"
Dorothy Wood
11-06-2006, 09:24 PM
wood is good. (y) (y)
Lyman Zerga
11-06-2006, 09:38 PM
"ew stop it! cause tpk says so!"
zorra_chiflada
11-06-2006, 09:39 PM
"oh yeah? you want some of this? come on then, pussy!"
Justin
11-06-2006, 11:11 PM
"My daughter isn't a lesbian. Vote for me!"




ok well that didnt work the last time.