I know it's Monday but...

[Loppfessor]

C'mon you fools entertain and distract me...I only got like 3 hours of sleep and can't handle work right now.

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah, and friday the jesters work is done and he can sleep in the dog house til next week. Why don't you play with yourself or something!

[Loppfessor]

I can't do that at work...we're packed like sardines in here cus the office down the hall is getting new carpet so they're all sitting in ours. Bastards

[Loppfessor]

^It really is fun for the whole family...but mostly the Dad and awkward teenage son

[Loppfessor]

Sometimes you people make me want to punch...you people

[Otis Driftwood]

It ain't till it's only 3 or 4 inches away from me that I start giving a hoe's ass bout a hoe's ass.

[Loppfessor]

What the fuck? I'm over 5,000 posts? Time to die.

Nooo! Don't you die on me! Don't you die on me you sonofabitch!!...<punches Mute's chest> Breathe damn you!

[Otis Driftwood]

Forget it, he's dead! An I'm gonna go home now! Laters! :cool:

[Loppfessor]

great now I"m all alone....

[Funky Pepp]

My advice if for you to invest in some sort of super dildo that way you can make posts about your experiences with that rather than all these stupid threads about the boys in your life. I"m sure I'd enjoy reading those dildo stories a lot more
Perhaps if you to invested in a super-dildo you could entertain yourself and then after entertainig yourself you could share your "experiences" with us. :p

[Lex Diamonds]

HAHA HE'S IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE GAY AND USING YOUR OWN POST AGAINST YOU!!!!!

[Funky Pepp]

HAHA HE'S IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE GAY AND USING YOUR OWN POST AGAINST YOU!!!!!
She, please :o

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey Lopp, did you watch my "Pay off your fuckin' loans" video? That's quite entertaining.

[Loppfessor]

^nah is it on youtube? cus I can't open that shit at work

[Lex Diamonds]

Well that's a huge pile of balls for you then, cuz my amazing video would rock your socks off.

[Loppfessor]

Oh man I know what I"m doing just as soon as I get home today!........taking off my uniform and cranking one off! Then after that I'm totally watching your video, so long socks!

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks for the mental image of you frantically strangling the snake wearing only a pair of white cotton socks, homo.

[Loppfessor]

I wear two pair of black socks thank you very much!

[Lex Diamonds]

Get out of my brain!!!

[Loppfessor]

^Umm I think the line is "Get outta my dreams!.....Get into my car" but I see where you're going with this

[Lex Diamonds]

Argh, fuck you man.

[Lex Diamonds]

And don't come back with "you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

[Loppfessor]

Oh you would lo....


huh? What? dude that is sooo not what I was going to say.