Toilet Paper

[Laver1969]

So what's your brand of choice? Do you go with Scott Tissue with the 1000 sheets...or Charmin double-ply soft and pillowy?

Do you looking for an abrasive poop wiper...or an absorbing quality?

[Kid Presentable]

Difficult to say. It's gotta have a puppy on it, cause they shit a lot. So it's like a branding strategy if you put a feculent creature on the front. I've had all sorts, really.

[Otis Driftwood]

That wet brand is great and time saving but I'm not about to spend money on my ass!`
Motif of choice is $ Dead Presidents $.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah I'm looking at getting some moist towelette action. I might steal a box of those KFC wipes for that purpose. But you can only use them as a 'dessert' wipe, the waste matter of a full-grown adult is too much even for their fragrant wipes.

[Knuckles]

As long as it's not single-ply I'm ok. With single-ply there is always a chance of a "breakthrough" and I'm just not having that.

When I have to go in a public restroom and all there is is single-ply I use around half a roll and make a huge shitten' mitten.

[Freebasser]

Andrex.

The Andrex website is dope, yo.

[paul jones]

Care Supersoft

their offices are based in Leicester,it says on the address

[HOTWIFE]

this is a new low for the bbmb.

[Otis Driftwood]

Naw, it sure as hell isn't!!!
Remember the toe nail clippings or the lube butt f*ck story?

Even saying "I like to use towels in the hotel for that" is gonna lower this thread anywhere near those...

[Freebasser]

I just wipe my arse on the floor and pick it up when it's gone hard and white.

Crumbly.

[Laver1969]

When I have to go in a public restroom and all there is is single-ply I use around half a roll and make a huge shitten' mitten.

Good topic here...the crumple vs. fold methods. Also...another interesting question is how much paper. A good arm's lenth?

[abcdefz]

I use the ridiculously cottony stuff. Northern or Charmin, I think. But the stuff that's thick enough that, really, two or three squares is thick enough not to get the aforementioned "breakthrough."

And WHAT IS IT WITH SINGLE-PLY, ANYWAY? You have to use about six times more, so it can't be about "saving money."

Whenever I use a restroom at some business and they have decent toilet paper, man, I seriously want to fill out a comment card or kiss a clerk or something. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

scott ultra soft tissue. it's thin, strong, soft enough, and economical. and the roll lasts forever. HOWEVER. even though cort and I both like that kind, the other roommate will only get the softy crumbly kind that runs out at least once a day and gets stuck in our crevices. :( she always comes home with the mega pack to smite us. once though, once! we got a mega pack of scott and it lasted for a hundred years, but she didn't like it.

[abcdefz]

...maybe they should make hers-and-hers-and-hers embroidered rolls or something.

That's not a bad idea, actually. Why not have more than one roll offered next to the loo? Maybe instead of a single dispenser, have a toilet paper tree or something.

Papel a poop.

[Otis Driftwood]

In Japan, they don't waste paper. Target acquisition with air and then the miniature fire hose.

[kate]

we bought a big pack of scott once and it lasted for about 7 months. joe poops a LOT so i was really surprised. i guess me peeing in the shower saves about 2 feet a day though. which adds up!

no we use the kirkland brand. 16 more rolls, 4 less dollars, and lasts just as long.

[ET]

scott ultra soft tissue

For the win. It's so fucking inexpensive without being cheap. That thick, aloe infused crap feels like you're wiping your ass with a sponge in comparison. And good luck if you have a septic tank.

[abcdefz]

There's a really funny throwaway image in an old Firesign Theatre video movie where this poverty-stricken family's mom is talking to her son while cheerfully hanging freshly-washed toilet paper on the line.

Pretty funny, but you probably had to be there.

[Yeti]

Scotts?? Mr Wipple is turning over in his grave.

[Laver1969]

The toilets at Chicago's O'Hare airport have some uncomfortable, plastic, rotating seat cover.

It's a great idea, but toilet seat is not the traditional shape and it's very awkward.

[Lyman Zerga]

i prefer water over toilet paper

[HOTWIFE]

i prefer water over toilet paper
i've never actually used one of those..what do ya call em?

[Lyman Zerga]

i've never actually used one of those..what do ya call em?


cant spell it, the name doesnt even come in my mind probably cause i dont have one of those things since im not rich or a frenchie


well poor shower..rofl

[Bob]

a bidet, i think

i use fiesta! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=72659) brand toilet paper

[pshabi]

Shit then a shower. Fuck the wiping.

[Lyman Zerga]

a bidet, i think


yeah thats it, mister baguette breath

[Kid Presentable]

Shit then a shower. Fuck the wiping.
A scrub is a kind of wipe.

[Dorothy Wood]

what if you have to poop where there's no shower?

[Lyman Zerga]

what if you never shower? does that mean you never poop?

[HEIRESS]

I steal alot of toilet paper from work, and I mean ALOT

[Dorothy Wood]

we used to steal toilet paper from our places of business and parties and neighbors and parents in college.

I never shower and I never poop. I only pee, but it comes out of my pinky finger.

[Lyman Zerga]

i used to steal used toilet paper but only from 80s celebrity look a likes

wanna see?

[Otis Driftwood]

we used to steal toilet paper from our places of business and parties and neighbors and parents in college.

The unemployment office is great for that, too!