Dog Shit

[venusvenus123]

there's only one thing more annoying than dog shit.

the owners who don't know shit about clearing up after their dogs. :mad:

[na§tee]

this is true.

you wouldn't let your children squat down and take a dump in the middle of the road and leave it there, so why your pets?

this is why i dislike dogs (hate is such a strong word!) at least with cats they have little teeny little dainty poops and they actually try to hide the fuckers!

[Otis Driftwood]

this is true.


Wouldn't you know it? I disagree. In my street police (POLICE!) on horseback often leave numerous apples behind. That is a different size of problem...

[camo]

at least with cats they have little teeny little dainty poops and they actually try to hide the fuckers!

yeah but cat shit stinks soooo bad. Like dog shit mixed with fish paste.

[Loppfessor]

you wouldn't let your children squat down and take a dump in the middle of the road and leave it there, so why your pets?



You've obviously never been to Korea...

[na§tee]

um, (i am trying not to lol so much at work) of course they are other, more generously sized mammalian fecal matter out there but i wasn't commenting on their various attributes.

we don't have many horses in the streets on the uk.

only when there's football games or orange marches (in glasgow at least).

[Freebasser]

I love it when dogs mark their scent after going number 2.

Yeah, kick that shit :cool:

[Otis Driftwood]

At least a few dog owners remove the fecal matter of their canines. But cops shovelling shit? No way!:mad:

[hitmonlee]

i was housesitting last summer and i had to look after a dog too. this dog needed A LOT of exercise. so it needed like 2 walks per day. i really did try to pick up its shit, i think i managed once or twice. but seriously, i'd gag every single time. i really could not stomach it anymore. i felt bad about it, but hey, it wasn't my dog.

i like cats. what nastee said.

[TurdBerglar]

yet another retarded complaint

[zorra_chiflada]

i love doggies!

[Lyman Zerga]

this is true.

you wouldn't let your children squat down and take a dump in the middle of the road and leave it there, so why your pets?

this is why i dislike dogs (hate is such a strong word!) at least with cats they have little teeny little dainty poops and they actually try to hide the fuckers!


dogs need to poop too :(

fine hate those big pricked dirty bastards even though thats no argument but dont hate pugs! they are too damn cute, no one whos right in their mind could hate puggies!

[hitmonlee]

i love pugs

i just wouldn't want to own one
dogs smell bad

[ericlee]

You've obviously never been to Korea...

I think it's an asian thing because in China, they don't use diapers and leave the ass unzipped on the baby's outfits. Just in case.

[Kerrbear]

My neighbor's yard has a metal sign shaped like a dog crouched to poop, with the word "NO" on it. It always makes me want to bring a huge elephant turd home from work and plop it right on top of his stupid sign.

[Raoul Duke]

Our next door neighbours must've just got a puppy. I hear them when they come home and discover that it's crapped somewhere they don't want it to. They yell and scream at it, and one time I think it even heard them hitting it! Even I know that yelling at a dog after it's done the crap doesn't make any difference because the dog doesn't know why it's being yelled at. You have to catch it in the act. I honestly feel like sticking my head over the fence and telling them this. If I hear what I think is them smacking it again I am going to, I don't really care about my neighbours, they're idiots anyway, so I'd say "if ever I see you smacking that dog again I'm reporting you to the RSPCA"

[Lyman Zerga]

i love pugs

i just wouldn't want to own one
dogs smell bad

some do i guess especially the long haired one


who thought that bunnies smell so nice?
i cant stop smelling mine :D

they are always like freshly bathed
love em

[Lyman Zerga]

Our next door neighbours must've just got a puppy. I hear them when they come home and discover that it's crapped somewhere they don't want it to. They yell and scream at it, and one time I think it even heard them hitting it! Even I know that yelling at a dog after it's done the crap doesn't make any difference because the dog doesn't know why it's being yelled at. You have to catch it in the act. I honestly feel like sticking my head over the fence and telling them this. If I hear what I think is them smacking it again I am going to, I don't really care about my neighbours, they're idiots anyway, so I'd say "if ever I see you smacking that dog again I'm reporting you to the RSPCA"


nothing makes me more angry than animal cruelity (is that a word?)
had no problem to kill such idiots

[mikizee]

fuckin cats. i HATE cats.

theres a cat that lives across the road that comes into my backyard (or the front lawn) and takes a dump. doesnt try to bury it or nuthin. and it STINKS.

theres 2 craps on my back lawn and 2 on my front lawn. if it does it again i will tell the owner that i cant be responsible for the safety of their cat if i catch it in the act.

[Lyman Zerga]

fuckin cats. i HATE cats.


WHY?

[venusvenus123]

i love doggies!
well come over here and clean up their shit then!

[Otis Driftwood]

By the time I met my gf, we often walked through her quarter (actually a better part of the ciry) to the Isar river. Often I noticed that there were a lot of doggie piles on the sidewalk. A few days later, some brilliant artist decorated each and every one of them with an american flag. Mustabeen at least 400. So funny!