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TOY
11-09-2006, 12:52 AM
I did something real embarrassing just now...


I was on the phone with a friend from work when I thought I had hung up. 'Guess not.

Anyway, I'm obsessed with this song by Nellie McKay called "Cupcake", and I was singing my damn heart out when I heard "hahaha, awww that's adorable."

Yeah. The person heard it, and now I'm afraid that person may have thought the song was dedicated to them. Fuck.


At least they said I have a nice voice and sang in tune perfectly.

I'm delirious.
TOY
11-09-2006, 12:59 AM
My vagina smells really good right now. I'm not lying.
mikizee
11-09-2006, 01:07 AM
it could be a lot, lot worse.

one girl i had sex with once smelt so bad i nicknamed her vagina 'the bog of eternal stench'.

it still makes me dry wretch whenever i think about it.

and hey, u can sing. better than not being able to sing.
g-mile7
11-09-2006, 01:12 AM
My vagina smells really good right now. I'm not lying.
Like roses dipped in lavender
Dorothy Wood
11-09-2006, 02:12 AM
it'd be really awful if you had a stinky vagina and didn't know it.
Lyman Zerga
11-09-2006, 02:13 AM
vagina :)
Kid Presentable
11-09-2006, 03:59 AM
I'm not lying.


(y) (y) (y)
P of R
11-09-2006, 04:25 AM
If I ever get a daughter I'm going to name her Clamydia Vagina Svensson.
mikizee
11-09-2006, 04:46 AM
man. poor girl.

all this talk of vagina makes me want to play with a vagina.
Junker
11-09-2006, 05:24 AM
man. poor girl.

all this talk of vagina makes me want to play with a vagina.

The best play you can have!
Lyman Zerga
11-09-2006, 05:39 AM
The best play you can have!


and sometimes it's even free!
Junker
11-09-2006, 06:42 AM
and sometimes it's even free!

WOORRDDDD!!!!! :cool:
TOY
11-09-2006, 05:24 PM
Let's talk less about vaginas and more about how that song "Cupcake" is weird.

http://www.myspace.com/nelliemckayprettylittleheadsongs

Nellie McKay is weird.
paulb
11-09-2006, 05:29 PM
Nellie McKay is weird.


she is...saw her open for the bboys, and she was highly weird...playing very quick as if she wanted to get off the stage and then making comments about how it was a bboy audience and shit.
b i o n i c
11-09-2006, 05:37 PM
i actually liked her and felt bad at that show. i was smoking at the back door when she came out and said sorry you didnt like the audience. she really looked hurt, poor thing. she smiled and said thanks
Lyman Zerga
11-09-2006, 09:17 PM
vagina :(
mikizee
11-10-2006, 01:24 AM
vagina :)
Lyman Zerga
11-10-2006, 01:59 AM
vagina?
Junker
11-10-2006, 05:15 AM
vagina :eek:
beastieangel01
11-10-2006, 05:17 AM
I hear the word DELIRIOUS and I think of prince.

doot doot doot doot doot DOOT