FUCK someone totally broke into my house sometime yesterday

[HEIRESS]

I woke up this morning and i was half asleep like always but i noticed that a bag with clothes i had by the door was no longer there and the clothes were tossed out

I just assumed i had done it or something and needed the plastic bag and brushed it off and went to work

now tonight and i was tired so i went straight for a nap, woke up for a bit and then now as I was going back to bed late I noticed that there was a glow in my roomies room so I was like "oh he left his tv on before he went to toronto"
hes been gone since saturday
so im turning his tv off and then im like BRRRRR COLD
and his fucking window is all smashed

so i run to my room and because its always in shambles i didnt notice right away but now that i look I can tell that shit is gone I just dont know what

FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID CRACK HOUSE AND SHIT STUPID CRACK NEIGHBORHOOD

I cant sleep now
and my brother moved out saturday and took out our phone line
so i cant call anyone and I dont want to walk the 6 blocks to my parents house and its fucking cold and I dont want to leave the house unattended now and all I can find is a baby hammer not a real hammer and im shakey now and scared and for all i know someone is hiding in our attic right now

and its 3 am and fuck fuck fuck

[HEIRESS]

I NEED A PHONE

why isnt anyone online that I know and can come rescue me

[beastieangel01]

I love you

[HEIRESS]

OK THANK GOD FOR FRIENDS ON THE NIGHT SHIFT

I found someone to come stay with me

jesus Im a baby

Im scared to leave this room and further investigate

fuckfuckfuck

I hate this stupid old huge goddamn house

[Freebasser]

You know me, but asking me to pop round and make you a cup of tea is probably out of the question :/

[HEIRESS]

this is stupid

I want to cry right now

I had tea tonight already

fuck

fuck

[beastieangel01]

you will be okay you have people available that care about your well being which is no surprise

(y)

[Freebasser]

*e-hugs*

[HEIRESS]

ok I took my hammer and went and looked again and there is totally glass everywhere and something with blood on it and grass bits and shit all over the floor

FUCKFUCKFUCK

[HEIRESS]

FUCK

right off the bat I can tell that they took my muppets dvd

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

I need my friend to hurry up

fuck I cant go look in the basement by myself

why would someone break the windows

our basement windows are just covered with plastic sheeting for gods sake, its that much of a crack house

really I was always expecting to be broken into, just not while i was alone and my roomie is in toronto

:( :( :(Lhalskjghfalksjflksg

[Freebasser]

Are there no neighbours or anything who could phone the cops for you?

[tracky]

oh shit :( i'm with you in spirit

[HEIRESS]

ok the back door just opped open
im assuming because they went out that way

how did i miss all this

i was tired but GOOD LORD

maybee they were back today

fuck

I need a phone

fuck

[Freebasser]

At least they didn't steal your computer :o

[Lyman Zerga]

or your awesomish shirt collection

i hopes

[DeeJayZap]

:( :eek: (!)

[synch]

Holy shit.

Did anyone call anyone for you? I can call people and shit.

At the same time.


sorry, I promise I won't.

[na§tee]

fuck! omg! get out of there! go home! go home and call the police so they can come and do some checkage. please! (!)

[HEIRESS]

my dad came and my friend

WTF THEY STOLE A SWORD

my roomie had a big ass sword on his wall and they took it

had to be 13 year olds man

[HEIRESS]

I wish someone had taken a picture of me standing out in the middle of the street in my pjs and wearing camo hunting boots and holding a broom and a hammer

SUNUVA

I think they stole my perfume too
sweet lord

[Freebasser]

fuck! omg! get out of there! go home! go home and call the police so they can come and do some checkage. please! (!)

Never become a negotiator, Claire.

[na§tee]

Never become a negotiator, Claire.
hahaha.
if all else fails, panic.

[HEIRESS]

oh I paniced like a mother fuck

my legs were shaking so bad when i saw that the back door had opened and I thought i was going to throw up

I dont know why i feel so safe standing in the middle of a street, but I do

[HEIRESS]

and they stole my roomies change jar

but nothing big is gone, thats why I didnt notice that anything had happened right away

[CJM]

I wish someone had taken a picture of me standing out in the middle of the street in my pjs and wearing camo hunting boots and holding a broom and a hammer


you're hardcore.

[ShotgunBoy]

aww man, that sucks:(

[HEIRESS]

daddy barred the window!

friend went and got me fast food breakfast!

and shes gonna stay over for what remains of the night (5:34 am meep meep)

so I think Im all semi good, atleast til the morning

except for the fact that a band of robbers are out roaming the streets with a really fucking expensive sword

[HEIRESS]

DAMN!:mad:

FUCKERS!:mad:

Are you OK Boo?

I'm not too tech or anything, but can you text someone cell phone form your computer, like an email or something? If so, and you need someone, next time hit me up, I'll call for you.

FUCKERS!:mad: I hope they slip in the snow and the sword goes up their ass!

aww thanks dude :)

!!

[abcdefz]

This has been a rough couple of days for you, Heiress. I'm so sorry. :(


^
The sad purple face doesn't really do it justice. I'm really sorry for you. Getting your house broken into feels really bad.

[fucktopgirl]

that is shitty heiress!:(

i hate people that steal stuff , they deserved punishement.

I was at work ,TODAY, riding my bike (messenger) then i cam out of a building and somebody stole my seat. Arrrrrrrrr.

[abcdefz]

that is shitty heiress!:(

i hate people that steal stuff , they deserved punishement.

I was at work ,TODAY, riding my bike (messenger) then i cam out of a building and somebody stole my seat. Arrrrrrrrr.



I take my seat inside almost anywhere I'm going, and more than once, a stranger asks me something along the lines of, "Wow -- is San José that bad?" Well, I dunno, but the fairly junky bike I had a year ago got ripped off, so I just figure, screw it -- I can't afford to support other people's hobbies, ya know?

[fucktopgirl]

I take my seat inside almost anywhere I'm going, and more than once, a stranger asks me something along the lines of, "Wow -- is San José that bad?" Well, I dunno, but the fairly junky bike I had a year ago got ripped off, so I just figure, screw it -- I can't afford to support other people's hobbies, ya know?


yea..

I have been doing the courrier bike for like 2 month, so far i have been really lucky and it would really be a pain to take out my seat all the time as i would lose a precious amount of time. As a courrier , i do aprrox 40 courses a day, so imagine. But some friends biker had told me to change my clip on seat..just never had the time to do it. Now i think i have the right oppurtunity to do so.

Lucky that my bike still there, it is a mountain norco big foot(800$) , so i feel blessed that it is just my seat that has been stolen.

anyway..fucking thieves:mad:

[abcdefz]

yea..

I have been doing the courrier bike for like 2 month, so far i have been really lucky and it would really be a pain to take out my seat all the time as i would lose a precious amount of time. As a courrier , i do aprrox 40 courses a day, so imagine. But some friends biker had told me to change my clip on seat..just never had the time to do it. Now i think i have the right oppurtunity to do so.

Lucky that my bike still there, it is a mountain norco big foot(800$) , so i feel blessed that it is just my seat that has been stolen.

anyway..fucking thieves:mad:



Yeah -- as a courier, every second counts, I know. I think I'd weld my entire bike together and have a pit bull race alongside me to keep the theives at bay. :D

...try not to get doored!

[Waus]

Oh wow that sucks.

What are they going to do with a sword? You should give notice to local pawn shops or something. That's how my dad caught some people that stole his stuff.

[monkey]

:( come live in new york with me. we can live in harlem and be protected.

[DipDipDive]

That sucks big huge balls. I can't even imagine how that would feel.

Move to Minneapolis. The haafenschlaven is ready for you.

[skra75]

Holy Shit!
I am so worried about you now. Fuck. Fuck Fuck.
Move. Now. Seriously.
Get on the horn and move the fuck out of that house.
I'm not a religious man per-say, but I can say you're in my prayers miss. Stay safe.
And get the fuck out of that house.
And buy a handgun, or a shotgun.

Muppets DVD, those fuckers.
:(

[kaiser soze]

man that sucks, sorry to hear....but happy YOU are ok

I hope you called the cops and they are doing a good job investigating...If I could I would come and protect you and make you some tea and biscuits

I hate thieves, hate them hate them hate them!

why do you live in a shitty neighborhood.....don't you have a good job?

hang in there!

[The Notorious LOL]

some of you are such drama queens.



sorry about that shit yo...sleep on the haafenschlaven.

[jackrock]

Bah, thats no fun. Go get some timbits and coffee and feel better. :)

[cosmo105]

gah. scary feeling. you probably won't feel safe in there for a looong time. we've got a spare room! no haafenschlaven, but we do have a bedderduugen.

[skra75]

fact: I am a drama queen. I blame my mother and Andre from Project Runway.

[Justin]

I don't understand why they didnt kidnap you. It seems like all they took is crap.

[HEIRESS]

I think my retardedly messy room scared them off from takin much from there

cause I FOUND the muppets dvd because when they made a dive for my dvd shelf it looks like they mostly knock some of it back behind the tv stand but Im not sure what they actually made off with now
though I think they saw that my dvd collection included "the dick cavet show: john and yoko" and shit like "the buddy holly story" and were like fuuuuuck dis mang

I think my habit of leaving ripped open boxes of tampons and pantyliners strewn across my room may have scared em off too

my roomie is super pissed, I got ahold of him at like 6 am last night

normally we have like atleast 2 broken down cars parked in our driveway plus the cars of my brothers girlfriend, my roomie and his girlfriend but post moveout the cars were taken away and noone has been here so it probably looked semi-deserted compared to normal

goddammit, I feel so unsafe now

and I had the worst dreams when i finally went to sleep

I drempt (sp?) that someone had come in and slashed all my moms paintings that I have here that shes done :(

[DipDipDive]

dreamt*

No worries, buttercup. It was probably just stupid kids.

MOVE!

[HEIRESS]

yes sorry spelling sad right now

ok cops are coming to finger print

they seem really concerned about the whole "Sword" thing

I am so glad I planned on moving because I feel so violated living here now

im a sketchy little kitten at every noise now

[ET]

At least the Muppet DVD is safe! Oh yeah, you're okay too. That is good. I'm going to put Tampons all over my home since that seems to scare burglars. Used tampons.

What a night, huh?

[befsquire]

it's such a violation. i'm sorry, heiress. :(

i have tons and tons of clients who are burglars and break into homes and cars. not one of them ever wants a person to be home when they do it, and none of them would even dream of harming a person physically. they don't even realize that they are harming people mentally. so, anyway, i know you're jumpy and you're going to have that feeling for a while, but you shouldn't fear for your safety. if it's kids, they just want stuff that they think is cool. if it's crackheads, they want stuff they can sell or trade for drugs. the sword is sorta making me lean towards kids, because they would think it's cool.

[HEIRESS]

I cant wait to move the fuck outta this joint

yeah, the cop just left
derka derka

that was kinda fun actually and I was makin him LOL

I said "yeah they didnt take the tvs or dvd players because if I saw kids in this hood running with that shit Id call the cops but If i saw a gang of kids swinging around a huge medieval battle sword Id just be like, 'yeah whatever just another day around here' you know?"

and he was all LOLZZZ "we joke about that alot too regarding this neighborhood!!"

then my mom came over while he was here and she made a comment "if you actually cleaned your room once in awhile youd have noticed that stuff was missing right away!!!"

and I go "yes mom, I was robbed because im have a messy room, cut me some slack here!"

and then the cop went "it would make for a better crime scene!"

and i said "ok ok geez guys, why dont you just put me on the next "crimestopper" tips commercial on tv saying 'CLEAN YOUR ROOM KIDS!'"

and then there was more cop LOLing

and then as he was leaving I had his contact card and I asked how to pronounced his last name

and he said "its just like its spelled!"

and I said "oh just like how my first name is pronounced like its spelled but you said it wrong when you arrived!"

and then yet again more cop LOLing

I feel better now, but not really because he said nothing was worth fingerprinting because its so cold outside and he can tell the person was wearing gloves

[Gareth]

that is the suckness
can you lie on your insurance claim and get some new shit?

[HEIRESS]

I didnt have renters insurance :(

I swear like maybe 5-6 dvds only are gone and maybe a random cd

after they got the sword and 2-300 bucks in change they were just like sweeeeeet lets go!

the fact that its a window is whats sketching me, if it was a door we could be like "oh we'll get a better lock" but if they broke one window they can break any other of the about 15+ at ground level in this place
:(

[befsquire]

did they pick a window that's fairly well away from the street and the view of most neighbors?

[HEIRESS]

they smashed the window right open

actually I dont think any of our windows lock, its a really old house with the like PUSH up windows with big huge frames

granted half of them dont even open because they are so old and shitty so thats probably why they smashed the window when they couldnt get any open

and the cop said it looked like they tried one of the kitchen windows first because it was pushed slightly up

[Gareth]

i can see the cogs in beths head turning right now.
also, stealing is shitballs.

[Rock]

sucky.

I bet the chances of your house getting broke into again are pretty slim. Apparently you don't have anything that makes a crackhead/thief salivate....anymore at least.

don't sweat it too much. and get a big dog if you still feel unsafe.

[HEIRESS]

oh, and our house in on a corner, so one neighbor, and the people across from us is actually a CHURCH thats empty at night

so the window they broke is the one facing the really busy street we face but we have a big high fence around the yard beause my roommate and his girlfriend have dogs

BUT an apartment complex its kinda across from us with windows that go up to about 4 floors

and it gets dark at like 4:30 pm here now sp I dunno

there is also a bus stop right outside our fence on the sidewalk

[befsquire]

i can see the cogs in beths head turning right now.

it's actually just a hamster spinning a wheel.

[HEIRESS]

wow typing skills not so good after 4 hours of restless sleep

[befsquire]

i'd say it's definitely kids then, heiress. a "professional" burglar wouldn't have made his entry any more difficult than it needs to be. he'd have gone through one of the windows that's got the plastic rather than breaking one, and he'd have shielded himself from view as much as possible. he wouldn't have tried multiple windows. it sounds very unsophisticated and downright stupid, which makes me think it's kids. burglars know where people hide things and drawers would have been pulled out, the kitchen pantry would have things removed, etc., whereas kids are going to take whatever's right in view and easy to grab.

while crackheads aren't smart enough to keep from getting hooked on drugs, they're pretty devious and they certainly don't want to get caught because they can't score crack as easily in jail. so, even a crackhead would have picked a smarter entry.

it's gotta be kids.

[b-grrrlie]

Sorry to hear about your ordeal Heiress.

I've only had a couple of small things stolen (which means its been by my visitors), usually records, and as I have quite a few of them hadn't noticed until ages later that they're missing.
I'm quite worried about them taking the sword cause that can be used on future crimes as a weapon at robberies or for serious bodily harm...
When I worked at this garden center we had two of these trailors stolen over midsummer holidays. I bet they were used for robbing houses (the garden center is quite close to the more exclusive areas of Stockholm) while people were celebrating somewhere else.

[HEIRESS]

yeah, its all about the sword thing thats making me think that way

oh, and I live 2 blocks from the ghetto highschool around here

so yeah, there are kids roaming around here non-stop and lots skateboard in the church parking lot

granted my brother was usually out there skating with them when he actually lived here but thats besides the point

my mom said I should go to the gym now so I can destress so I guess itll be ok if i leave for a bit

im taking my camera and ipod with me though MEEP MEEP

[HEIRESS]

Sorry to hear about your ordeal Heiress.

I've only had a couple of small things stolen (which means its been by my visitors), usually records, and as I have quite a few of them hadn't noticed until ages later that they're missing.
I'm quite worried about them taking the sword cause that can be used on future crimes as a weapon at robberies or for serious bodily harm...
When I worked at this garden center we had two of these trailors stolen over midsummer holidays. I bet they were used for robbing houses (the garden center is quite close to the more exclusive areas of Stockholm) while people were celebrating somewhere else.


craziness!
yeah, they want to get the serial number for the sword off my roomie when he gets back tomorrow

[jackrock]

I just wanted a peek. And to play with a fuckin' sword!

[DIGI]

If you would have put razorblades in your apples, this wouldn't have happened.


That blows.(n)

[HEIRESS]

thanks dusty

I freaked out when I was at the store with my mom because my nerves are shot

she was telling me to stop acting so unsettled in public and I was like CAN I HAVE ONE DAY OF UNSETTLEDNESS? IS THAT ALLOWED? AM I BEING SO WRONG BY NOT ACTING COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW JUST FOR YOUR SAKE?

Im alone now and I cant make myself go shower until my friend gets here...

fuck
man

[venusvenus123]

really really sorry lady. that's horrible. :(

[skra75]

After my initial rush of OMG I hope she's alright I did assess the situation on my commute (yes I was just that bored) and was surprised to see you Matlocks already figured it oput before I had time to post my hypothesis.

I agree 100% with befthsquire. The break-in's I've seen (my folks, my friends, but never me *knock on wood*) were always done by professionals, according to the cops. Door break-in's (on a side or garage door) are usually what they do. Smashing windows = really high or pretty drunk.

I'd be willing to bet whoever did it won't be back. If it was a professional, they definately won't be back, because professional thieves don't hit the same spot twice. If it was kids, the bars on the windows that your dad put in should be enough to tell them to back off.

If you want to stay (if it's a cool house, lets say) installing a motion activated light outside might be a good idea. The neighborhood sounds goofy anyways, not worth sticking around.

[HEIRESS]

oh no bars on the windows though

shit man, for the entire summer, actually lets not kid until early october, the windows in our upper attic area were entirely pane-less, just big gaping holes

AWESOME!

[backwoods]

Still worried of course for HEIRESS's safety, but after seeing actual pictures of her reletively charming little abode, this takes on a new dimension. A dimension of kids running around with a Medieval Battle Sword in canada. This whole time I had this house (http://static.flickr.com/54/109002636_df24d2a6ef_m.jpg) in mind in this neighborhood (http://www.nationaltrust.org/11most/images/over-the-rhine/pop_GoneYesterday.jpg) with this guy and his crew (http://theotherpage.com/images/redneck.jpg) as neighbors.

[Lyman Zerga]

hahhahaha

[HEIRESS]

Still worried of course for HEIRESS's safety, but after seeing actual pictures of her reletively charming little abode, this takes on a new dimension. A dimension of kids running around with a Medieval Battle Sword in canada. This whole time I had this house (http://static.flickr.com/54/109002636_df24d2a6ef_m.jpg) in mind in this neighborhood (http://www.nationaltrust.org/11most/images/over-the-rhine/pop_GoneYesterday.jpg) with this guy and his crew (http://theotherpage.com/images/redneck.jpg) as neighbors.

DICK VAN DYCK!

Im rescuing my camera and taking pictures tomorrow goddammitsesess!

[HEIRESS]

oh and my roomie is back from toronto now and after doing inventory realized that he also had some bill money stolen and some "drug paraphernalia" from circa 1970's thats hes extremely upset over because it belonged to his mom and had sentimental value

good grief!

:rolleyes: