if i could have one super-power

[Bob]

it would be the ability to do a convincing rendition of bohemian rhapsody

think about it. you're at a party, there's karaoke, you go up there and the screen says "QUEEN - BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY", and a groan goes through the crowd. nobody can sing that song, nobody at all. bottles are in hand, ready to be thrown.

only it's not lame. you're good. you're BETTER than freddie mercury. this is the best version of bohemian rhapsody that these people have ever heard. for 6 minutes, you're a god. nobody's talking, they're just watching. you ARE the party.

what's freddie mercury got that i don't got? besides AIDS i mean

seriously though, it would be so cool, in a way

[ggirlballa]

u could rule the world with that ability

[befsquire]

i don't know that this is a super power, bob. i mean, really -- if you were to turn this into an evil super power, you wouldn't even need an underground lair, you know?

i think this falls more under drunken abilities.

[TurdBerglar]

what's freddie mercury got that i don't got? besides AIDS i mean


you went through all that just to say this didn't you?

[Bob]

whatever, if it helps me get laid i'll take it

you went through all that just to say this didn't you?

kind of

[Kerrbear]

Bob, I really had you pegged as the "x-ray vision to see women's underwear" kind of guy. I guess I'm impressed...

[TurdBerglar]

no that's me

[Bob]

Bob, I really had you pegged as the "x-ray vision to see women's underwear" kind of guy. I guess I'm impressed...

no way, i have no use for that kind of thing

i have like a drawer full of women's underwear, i can look at it any time i want