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Dorothy Wood
11-12-2006, 04:10 AM
seriously. I am so sick of people disappointing me. and then fuckin', oh, another cutie bartender, inviting me out late night....OHHH, turns out! ha! he's cort's cousin's fuckin alcoholic neighbor who tried to have sex with her while drunk in the middle of the day a couple months ago! JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER 30-SOMETHING GOOD FOR NOTHING.

NORMAL MEN PLEASE, NORMAL MEN!!!!!!!!!


:mad:
g-mile7
11-12-2006, 04:16 AM
If you wanted, normal men you would find. Normal men don't interest you or else we'd wouldnt be hearing bout boy trouble every two months.

Can't be that damn hard shit...
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 04:29 AM
sometimes I think the ole having no men is better than having a non-normal man or even having a normal man but then I remind myself that I have a fully functioning vagina
ET
11-12-2006, 04:40 AM
Too bad you sluts ain't gettin' none o' dis.
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 04:52 AM
yeah, yer normal
ET
11-12-2006, 04:53 AM
I never said that!

Dis dick is pretty abnormal.:(
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 04:55 AM
...ly large?
ET
11-12-2006, 04:56 AM
There is no text size too small.
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 04:59 AM
hey, are you saying I font around or something?
ET
11-12-2006, 05:01 AM
Butt of course! Hey, is that bold Verdana in your text window or are you just happy to hyperlink me?
mikizee
11-12-2006, 05:03 AM
what the hell is going on
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 05:04 AM
neither, Im just emoticonning you
ET
11-12-2006, 05:06 AM
Uh oh, it's an animated giz.



Btw, we love you K-bone.
mikizee
11-12-2006, 05:08 AM
i still dont know whats going on

but im getting jealous
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 05:14 AM
nothing is

me and ET are just playing a game:

LOLie LOLie OXEN FREE!
ET
11-12-2006, 05:16 AM
Yeah, fuck, we do this all the time.

ROR
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 05:18 AM
RLY!
ET
11-12-2006, 05:27 AM
JEAS REARRY
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 05:41 AM
HELLO I HATE JELLO
ET
11-12-2006, 05:43 AM
PLEASE PASS THE HYRUP
Justin
11-12-2006, 05:49 AM
Why are you guys up so early?...been drinking or time zone difference?

Im up for the pre game pre game...for the pre game party to the game.
Justin
11-12-2006, 05:53 AM
seriously. I am so sick of people disappointing me. and then fuckin', oh, another cutie bartender, inviting me out late night....OHHH, turns out! ha! he's cort's cousin's fuckin alcoholic neighbor who tried to have sex with her while drunk in the middle of the day a couple months ago! JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER 30-SOMETHING GOOD FOR NOTHING.

NORMAL MEN PLEASE, NORMAL MEN!!!!!!!!!


:mad:


I've seen some of your party pics and it looks like most of the places are shithole bars. Im not saying anything bad about you, its just that places like that attract "loser" guys (for the most part)

One word:

GALA!
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 05:55 AM
Im having issues sleepin in my bed thats right next to a groundfloor window that could potentially be broken by someone out looking for medieval weaponry

so sue me
ET
11-12-2006, 05:57 AM
Why you gotta make a video about pissin?

NIGGA WHY DID YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT PISSING?!
zorra_chiflada
11-12-2006, 06:37 AM
jesus this is some thread hijacking e-fucking action if ever i've seen it.
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 07:02 AM
some threads should start charging cover for entrance man.
ET
11-12-2006, 07:04 AM
No text in the champagne room.
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 07:04 AM
public enemy number pun!
zorra_chiflada
11-12-2006, 07:06 AM
oh, you're still going. pardon me.
jennyb
11-12-2006, 04:52 PM
sometimes I think the ole having no men is better than having a non-normal man or even having a normal man but then I remind myself that I have a fully functioning vagina

If I were one to quote people in my signature yeah, this one would be an EXCELLENT candidate!
Dorothy Wood
11-12-2006, 06:55 PM
I've seen some of your party pics and it looks like most of the places are shithole bars. Im not saying anything bad about you, its just that places like that attract "loser" guys (for the most part)

One word:

GALA!


I'm not the type to hang out in a fancy club paying $10 for a bud light. the people who do that are a different kind of loser.

also, I'm starting to think it's just the city or my generation or both. a friend of mine who runs in a different crowd (i.e. mainstream, yuppie, preppy) has had trouble dating here too. and she's awesome! she's super pretty, has a perfect figure, good job, easy to get along with...yet, guys have been jerks to her. her last boyfriend dumped her via text message. :confused: I mean, these men are bankers and podiatrists!


that bartender was awfully cute though. tight white t-shirt, shaggy hair, mischievious grin, gleam in his eye, deep voice, easy-going demeanor, firm handshake...trouble, nothing but trouble! sexy though, big time sexy.



and good work Heiress and ET! clever clever.
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 07:18 PM
seriously. I am so sick of people disappointing me. and then fuckin', oh, another cutie bartender, inviting me out late night....OHHH, turns out! ha! he's cort's cousin's fuckin alcoholic neighbor who tried to have sex with her while drunk in the middle of the day a couple months ago! JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER 30-SOMETHING GOOD FOR NOTHING.

NORMAL MEN PLEASE, NORMAL MEN!!!!!!!!!


:mad:
hmmmmmm uhm yeah how about that ?
Lyman Zerga
11-12-2006, 10:37 PM
If you wanted, normal men you would find. Normal men don't interest you or else we'd wouldnt be hearing bout boy trouble every two months.

ROFL
ggirlballa
11-12-2006, 10:44 PM
ROFL


what does that mean? i see it way too much i must know now
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 10:45 PM
what does that mean? i see it way too much i must know now
roll over fucking laughing
Lyman Zerga
11-12-2006, 10:52 PM
gaying up sarkys thread
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 10:55 PM
gaying up sarkys thread
huh ?
ggirlballa
11-12-2006, 10:55 PM
roll over fucking laughing

ah i see
Lyman Zerga
11-12-2006, 10:56 PM
cuntiefag
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 11:01 PM
cuntiefag
who ?
Lyman Zerga
11-12-2006, 11:03 PM
just some random comment i slapped in

trying to make sarkys thread so gay till it turns hetero again
g-mile7
11-12-2006, 11:03 PM
ROFL
It seems like it though (bout my every two months comment)
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 11:04 PM
just some random comment i slapped in

trying to make sarkys thread so gay till it turns hetero again
ohhh i get it now
g-mile7
11-12-2006, 11:06 PM
Why you gotta make a video about pissin?

NIGGA WHY DID YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT PISSING?!
Nigga why you watching Puffy piss...
Lyman Zerga
11-12-2006, 11:07 PM
It seems like it though (bout my every two months comment)


more like every 2 days
on my calender atleast
ggirlballa
11-12-2006, 11:08 PM
Nigga why you watching Puffy piss...

hahaha
mr_rottentreats
11-12-2006, 11:09 PM
give me the keys im ok stop tellin me im drunk only had 5 huricanes
HEIRESS
11-12-2006, 11:59 PM
oh lord!
Otis Driftwood
11-13-2006, 09:18 AM
I mean, these men are bankers and podiatrists!


Damn childfuckers!
Dorothy Wood
11-13-2006, 01:14 PM
Poop just asked me why it always draws flies.


hay! I'm not poop! jerk!
paul jones
11-13-2006, 01:25 PM
I haven't shaved in a week
HEIRESS
11-13-2006, 01:28 PM
I kinda want to frame this threads contents, can you help me out with that sarky?

just page one though really
Dorothy Wood
11-13-2006, 01:48 PM
print it out. you should have no trouble finding a paper-sized readymade frame at your local department store. just pop it in!
Echewta
11-13-2006, 01:50 PM
eharmony.