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monkey
11-13-2006, 01:03 PM
the person you want has to have or already has... what? are you a picky asshole?
(DDD's thread "inspired" this)
skra75
11-13-2006, 01:09 PM
See other thread!
plus, I have a tendancy to lean towards Jewish girls, since they seem to appreciate my frugality more than other girls, which just think I'm cheap.
Kerrbear
11-13-2006, 01:17 PM
Let's see:
1) Completely self-absorbed
2) Insanely jealous and controlling
3) Flirts with every other woman in the room
4) Impulsive to the point of recklessness
5) Involved with another woman is always a plus
Whew, my glasses are getting steamed up just thinking about it!
b i o n i c
11-13-2006, 01:19 PM
outside:
under 5'9, not boney - not super chunky or super skinny, an hourglass figure though i dont really like that hard-body gym types who overdo it, hair that i can run my fingers through - never short!!!, excellent sense of style but not flashy, great complexion...
inside:
a social camelaeon who can fit into any situation comfortably, a present youthful attitude and a desire to keep it forever, optimistic, very funny - loves to laugh a lot, very intelligent, curious/hungry to learn, warm hearted yet is not embarrassed to be assertive, confident modesty, excellent taste in all things asthetic, artistic, smart about their money, like to eat healthy and be athletic fairly frequently, sense of purpose/mission in life, excellent relationship with immediate family
must not like to wear pointy shoes.
paul jones
11-13-2006, 01:20 PM
tits
pussy
b i o n i c
11-13-2006, 01:23 PM
a little badonk-a-donk/junk in the trunk along with some boom-shaka-laka-boom on the front top shelf never hurt no body
Dorothy Wood
11-13-2006, 01:30 PM
someone who's considerate, likes to laugh at the same things I do, and doesn't mind yelling.
some nice pants and a cute face wouldn't hurt.
HEIRESS
11-13-2006, 01:30 PM
optimism is over-rated
its normally comes off at fake to me and that pisses me off like nothing else
Kerrbear
11-13-2006, 01:33 PM
Hi.
Oh stop! You're not...you're not... on second though, "Hi, back!"
fucktopgirl
11-13-2006, 01:56 PM
A cute dude who got an IQ(i know hard to find) and love to laugh. Sarcastic, ironic.....and yea must love to travel!
Oh i forget....must be able to use properly his dick!:D
Echewta
11-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Yup
(http://runboy.ytmnd.com/)
paul jones
11-13-2006, 02:03 PM
Yup
(http://runboy.ytmnd.com/)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhahaha!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!(y) :D
HEIRESS
11-13-2006, 02:05 PM
ihatchu
When Michael moved the entertainment news became boring? Who is taking care of Neverland?
DandyFop
11-13-2006, 02:13 PM
it sucks...my boy is so close to being everything I need but it's not enough to make it work. He can't deal with "people"...blah...sorry tangent. Okay let's see...I've realized after him that what I'm looking for will probably be pretty specific.
I think most of all I just need someone who "gets" me. I have an odd sense of humor and I like to do fun and dorky things...I want someone who think it would be fun to do something like go to the nickel arcade, or spend a day on a Star Trek marathon.
I want someone who I never ever get sick of kissing... (which I have now)
Someone who has an idea of what they want in life is very attractive...even though I myself don't. I also need someone who's very very affectionate. I don't need to makeout in public, but who won't be afraid of hugging me or giving me a kiss.
I tend to go for guys who are a bit more shy for some reason. I like that.
Blah.
OH yeah - I love someone who is very intelligent but doesn't flaunt it. That's one of the biggest turn ons ever.
Someone that will pull my finger when I have a fart.
Someone that I can laugh at when they fall.
Someone that laughs when I reply with a fart to her "I love you".
Someone that is like "one of the guys" but with tits and a vagina.
Someone that can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
Someone that stimulates my mind.
Someone that can pick up my slack when in need without even having me ask for the help.
Someone that is smarter than me.
Someone that is passionate about their hobbies/interests.
and a whole bunch of other shit.
cosmo105
11-13-2006, 03:11 PM
haha, ytmnd.
someone genuine and honest, that never puts up a front or manipulates people.
someone with the same sense of humor.
someone that isn't afraid to get nerded out and goofy and laugh at stupid shit with me.
someone that doesn't care about others' opinions...someone that is who he is.
someone whose personality complements mine, and makes me a better person.
someone that is motivated and driven, but doesn't feel that he has to prove anything to anyone, or have lots of money (haha i almost spelled that "munny" for some reason) to be happy.
someone that can dance like a motherfucker, yet lose to me at grappling.
trailerprincess
11-13-2006, 03:14 PM
god you lot are fussy. As long as they have their own teeth, a sense of adventure and are borderline filthy, I don't mind. Preferably taller than me (i.e 6ft plus) but that's about it.
cosmo105
11-13-2006, 03:17 PM
also:
excellent taste in secondhand clothing
b i o n i c
11-13-2006, 03:20 PM
god you lot are fussy. As long as they have their own teeth, a sense of adventure and are borderline filthy, I don't mind. Preferably taller than me (i.e 6ft plus) but that's about it.
no one should settle and everyone should know and seek what they want. among other things, the divorce rate might be lower if people were little more picky
trailerprincess
11-13-2006, 03:21 PM
no one should settle and everyone should know and seek what they want. among other things, the divorce rate might be lower if people were little more picky
you're probably right but maybe I can't afford to be picky :(
DandyFop
11-13-2006, 03:27 PM
I'm sooo glad that I am more picky now that I used to be when I would just go out with anyone who looked my way. Thank god those days are over.
Freebasser
11-13-2006, 03:56 PM
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QueenAdrock
11-13-2006, 04:06 PM
*Adventurous/Spontaneous. Willing to go where I want to and not hold me back.
*Flexible and open-minded. Couldn't be with someone who wasn't willing to work with my stubbornness.
*Loyal. Goes along with honesty. No cheaters, ever. If they ever cheated, they'd be out on their asses that same moment.
*Sense of humor. Must appreciate my humor, first and foremost - I hate when people say "Umm...okay..." when they don't get that I'm being sarcastic. Must appreciate the same kinds of humor as I do and make me laugh.
*Liberal. I could never, ever be with someone whose political views did not have the same BASIC elements as me.
*Appreciate the same music as I do. Alternative/Classic rock. Someone who I can talk to and they'll know about it.
*Taller than me. Older than me too. (Don't ask, my mom's older than my dad so it makes no sense.)
*Maturity. Has to be able to handle situations in a calm and mature way, act his age if not older. Fiscally, emotionally, and mentally mature.
*Good listener, but willing to talk too. I'm usually the talker, but I don't want it to be one-sided.
Yeah, I'm kinda picky, sometimes specific. But overall, if the guy makes me happy then I'm sound as a pound.:cool:
Lex Diamonds
11-13-2006, 04:42 PM
She's got an amazing ass and nice tits and likes sucking dick. I don't think I could ask for anything more, although she enjoys picking my spots which is annoying.
I guess it's also good that we're best friends and have the same sense of humour.
Justin
11-13-2006, 04:49 PM
*attractive..(physically and intellectually)
*career minded
*ambitious
*Assertive
*Likes to make new friends
*Likes to make many a sex crime
little j
11-13-2006, 09:16 PM
funny
confident
goofy
independent
friendly
loves me
monkey
11-13-2006, 09:20 PM
lil j: hows seth?
Dorothy Wood
11-13-2006, 09:26 PM
I forgot:
someone who doesn't get scared when I tell them I'm going to murder them in their sleep. AND double points for knowing the reference.
kleptomaniac
11-13-2006, 09:58 PM
* funny
* clever
* mostly laid-back (like me) but always fun to be around :D
* sexy, deep voice! mmmmm...
* loves me as much as i love him <3
* plays bass (just thought i'd stick that in...added bonus really)
* listens to old school hip hop, hates country (another bonus)
* tattoos? (bonus)
* does the cuuutest things (like wrinkles his nose funny or something like that)
* smells good
* lets me run my fingers through his hair
* good taste
* nice smile :)
* loves to give hugs \o/
* and kisses :o
* loves to cuddle
* somebody i feel comfortable around & talking to (who listens!)
* all-around nice guy
well....at least one out of eighteen wouldn't be so bad :P
but as long as he's just a nice guy who likes me & we get along, that's cool.
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