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So I could possibly not be having the internet next year so I figure this is as good a time as any for you, fellow posters, to tell or ask me anything you had ever wanted to ask or tell me in this post that I have provided for you. I will then consider your worthiness and respond appropriately. Don't be afraid!
Example: ET, hot or not? Me: "Appropriate answer and explaination as to how I came to this conclusion!"
This is going to blow up in my face but so be it.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 07:53 AM
oh, et, don't go! i will be sad! who will be there to inform me of tragic r&b star deaths that i am yet to be made aware of?! no-one! :( and you have to be online for some wii action, maaaan. awwww! pooey.
um. question.
scotland. what are your thoughts? YAY or NAY?
Like I said this may or may not come to pass. At least for a few months anyway.
To answer your question:
That is a vague question! I'll do my best with it. To be honest, I used to get Ireland and Scotland mixed up. To me they were both 'lands containing people with wee accents. Weeeee! As an adult I realise that they are two completely different places, as Bono would also agree. So if someone were to say, "ET, would you like to go to Scotland?" I'd go... "Wahey! But of course! HP sauce for all"
And if someone asked, "Can you go to Scotland?" my reply would have to be, "No, bro. Checkbook says no-go.:( "
I hope that satisfies you! Also, you are allowed to post multiple times. Why? I don't know. I don't make the rules I just work here.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 08:03 AM
great answer. given, it was a bit of a broad question. i wasn't really asking what you were replying yay or nay to; therein lies your philosophical beginnings.
question; what has the highlight of your messageboard life been thus far?
Oh wow, that's a good one. I think one of the highlights (haha, there's no #1) has been the whole Matlock drama. As much as I shit on people for making aliases, I had a lot of fun with it. Probably too much. I kind of made it with the purpose of taking the piss out of people who'd act like jerks toward other posters I liked or just made the mb shittier. Actually, it was made specifically for someone but I choose not to mention who. If I mentioned who it was you wouldn't know anyway. So I won't. I'm such a tease.
These things should probably be pm'ed but I don't care. If you click on this you're bound to be interested in my posts anyway, right? Right.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 08:13 AM
hey man, you made the thread! anything goes! if you feel uncomfortable the back of the bus is THATTA way! :cool:
(p.s. why wouldn't i know? curious!)
question; what has the lowpoint of your messageboard career been thus far?
When ferrisbueller200 posting the picture of someone eating poo. I'm not even kidding. Or tubgirl. Bleh! It's horrible seeing those things but I didn't expect to see them when I logged on to check some posts.
Another good highlight was when he photoshopped a picture of Dorothy Wood's head onto a woman performing felatio! Ahahaha! She was mad but it was a funny picture.
I'm wondering what your high and lowlights are, also. Oh hey, dudes, keep asking shit if you feel inclinded plz.
The Notorious LOL
11-14-2006, 08:22 AM
Is Gangsta Ass Yamoah the ketchup hog i would guess him to be? I just imagine dude being very frugal when it comes to plates of french fries and a bottle of ketchup.
Which would you rather have a third nipple or a third testicle? And why?
A third nipple. Because getting a third testicle removed could botch up my two other glorious and amazing ones. Besides, your mom can barely handle deez. :cool:
Good question!
Is Gangsta Ass Yamoah the ketchup hog i would guess him to be? I just imagine dude being very frugal when it comes to plates of french fries and a bottle of ketchup.
Yamoah seems as though he would be a condiment hog alltogether. We are talking mustard, mayo, and ketchup. Not to mention Tobasco sauce and even pickles. On top of that, he would not only desire all condiments but he would want access to them first before all other dinner mates. Therefore ruining my ketchup/mayo/black pepper special fry dipping sauce because by the time he is done eating his three Hungry-Man microwaveable dinners my food would be cold. Very sad.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 08:30 AM
Another good highlight was when he photoshopped a picture of Dorothy Wood's head onto a woman performing felatio! Ahahaha! She was mad but it was a funny picture.
hahaha! that was one of the threads i think in the first week/month i was here that i remember really, really clearly. you could say sarks was one of the first personalities i remembered. the picture looked so genuine! (y)
What is the reason that you may not have internet access for a year?
Well not all of 2007. At least the beginning. I may or may not be changing locations.
Sarky Devotchka is going to kill me.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 08:34 AM
naaaahhhh.
puhda is going to kill you.
The Notorious LOL
11-14-2006, 08:37 AM
who are the top three board members you would do sex to?
who are the top three board members you would do sex to?
Hmm! That is going to take some time as I would provide optimal sex toward many of the fine posters of this internet board of messages. I will scour the Family Album and masturbate to each picture while timing the point of penis flacidity up until full blown ejaculation of the penis. These times will be sorted from shortest to longest and the top 3 shortest times would provide this most delicate answer.
I'll have something by tonight.
Puddha3388!!! I forget. These kids... Always with the numbers.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 08:50 AM
who is your favourite serial killer?
Your new location will have internet access? Where is your new location?
I could have access. Whether I make it happen sooner or later is to be decided. My new location is close but not too close to my current location. I would tell you where but I'd rather keep all of my money in my savings account, thank you.
Pres Zount
11-14-2006, 08:55 AM
ET, sometimes I confuse you with toucan spam.
who is your favourite serial killer?
Besides Tulla I have no favorite serial killers. Not any real ones anyway since those are kind of creepy. I liked The Bride from KILL BILL! She killed a lot of Asians. Like 88 of them. I didn't like how she killed Gogo Yubari seeing as how Gogo was incredibly hot.
Oda Nobunaga (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oda_Nobunaga) was pretty radical and evil though. It was fun killing him in the Onimusha series. I guess he'd be one of my favorites afterall.
When this is said and done you totally need to make a list and answer all of the questions you're asking me.
ET, sometimes I confuse you with toucan spam.
That is not a question! That is like confusing early 90's Mariah Carey to 2000's cracked out Whitney Houston. I am actually ashamed and embarassed for you but all is forgiven.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 09:01 AM
haha, i think i've had enough bizarre questions in the official interview... thread.
how do you think daniel craig is gonna fare in the new james bond?
In their prime, who would win in a game of one on one, Michael Jordan or Pope John Paul II?
Hmm, not sure how this has anything to do with American Idol but I think if John Paul had access to laser enhanced high tops he might actually fake Jordan out and go back for a 3, if anything.
If it was Ditka 1-on-2 then the final score would be
Ditka: 108
Jordan and John Paul: 62
Pres Zount
11-14-2006, 09:06 AM
That is not a question! That is like confusing early 90's Mariah Carey to 2000's cracked out Whitney Houston. I am actually ashamed and embarassed for you but all is forgiven.
You said tell OR ask. I telled.
Nothing personal of course.
The Notorious LOL
11-14-2006, 09:06 AM
should I buy a wii and worry about bills later?
monkey
11-14-2006, 09:07 AM
do you believe in angels? and how about the devil? on what exact date do you believe the world will end? am i hott?
haha, i think i've had enough bizarre questions in the official interview... thread.
how do you think daniel craig is gonna fare in the new james bond?
True! I need to dig into that thread.
Anyway, Bond purists already don't like him and no one's seen the movie yet. Daniel is a fantastic actor. I quite enjoyed him in Layer Cake. If his performance is a good here as it was there then I think this could be another exciting Bond franchise. I think Eva Green is the new bond girl too. Prrrr.
You said tell OR ask. I telled.
Nothing personal of course.
I know, I know. I made fun of warhammer so I consider us even. Wait, you didn't see where I made fun of it? Uh, nevermind!
should I buy a wii and worry about bills later?
Depends on if you're looking to take advantage of the online gaming portion of the Wii. I hear that the 1st/3rd party online games will become a reality either quarter 1 or quarter 2 of next year.
I'm going to wait until then to get a Wii. All of this messing with pre-order business and waiting in lines... no thank you. I honestly think you should wait a while and enjoy your 360 before it gives you the Ring of the Devil. (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/907534) By then your bank situation should be settled. hopefully.
do you believe in angels? and how about the devil? on what exact date do you believe the world will end? am i hott?
Angels and the Devil. I have my own weird little interpretations of such things. My grandmother gave me a St. Michael pendant to put in my old (and totaled) car. I'd like to think it saved me from a lot of close calls but who knows, really. Sometimes I feel like those things exist somewhere but then I got to church and Catholicism seems like a big sham to me. I should stop going to church.
The nintendo Wii's internal clock only goes up to the year 2036 (or 2035?) so maybe they know something I don't. So maybe that's when the world will end? I think humanity will end before the world does.
Physically, you have a lot of attractive features. I'm a nut about noses and dark features. I'd of course like to get to really know you but for some unknown reason you seem intimidating to me. It could be attractiveness but you asked me if you were hott. I'd still let you abuse me and offer to fix you a turkey sammich with banana peppers afterwards. So your answer is definitely yes.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 09:22 AM
The nintendo Wii's internal clock only goes up to the year 2036 (or 2035?) so maybe they know something I don't. So maybe that's when the world will end? I think humanity will end before the world does.
haha. this is adorable (y)
you are on death row for murdering mr. rottentreats. what would be your last meal? am i hott(t)? :cool:
Do you think there needs to be bacon and cheese flavored Cheetos?
That kind of sounds gross, actually. Why go beyond their natural unnatural flavorings? I love the red hot ones but I don't eat them very often. I had to crowbar my anus apart from the last time.
haha. this is adorable (y)
you are on death row for murdering mr. rottentreats. what would be your last meal? am i hott(t)? :cool:
This is going to sound boring but it would be Spaghetti. I don't mean any old spaghetti either. I'm talking made completely from scratch with real garlic, onions, mushrooms, zuchinni, basil, and prime meatballs. That and an entire loaf of garlic bread. So maybe if I'm electrocuted then I'll stink the place up with garlic?
I can't go into detail as to exactly why, but you are hott(tt). (Ranald might be reading, y'know?)
The Notorious LOL
11-14-2006, 09:30 AM
Seasonal Affective Disorder....real deal Holyfield or just a bunch of hogwash created by the Jew run media?
am I hottttt?
Seasonal Affective Disorder....real deal Holyfield or just a bunch of hogwash created by the Jew run media?
am I hottttt?
I think the acronym for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) is really fucking emo. All of this talk about melatonin and serotonin sounds like bullshit to me. With the time change and whatnot I feel like the afternoon wraps up faster and I'm not cool with that. It kind of makes me feel weird and throws me off a little, mentally. By the time I get used to it, it's already time to "spring forward!" in the warmer season. Didn't Benjamin Franklin invent daylight savings? I think he was really a Jew who just wanted to save some dough at the expense of giving everyone SAD. My prescription is Al Green and deep dickin'.
Baby, there aren't enough T's in every language to describe how hot(T x infinite languages) you and Mila Kunis would be in a bathtub full of baked beans.
If you had to a part of yourself to stay alive, what would you eat and why?
My hair because it could grow back.
na§tee
11-14-2006, 09:42 AM
that's one too many t's, tnlol.
you know, spaghetti would probably be mine, too. i love nothing more than a slightly spicy spaghetti with loads of red onion, mushrooms and peppers. and eating it with garlic bread and salad and loads of parmesan with a glass of red wine: absolutely divine.
haha. ranald doesn't read here. i'd spank him if he did. don't worry, we all know you love my neck mole.
q: what did the last text message you receive say? all of it. (i'm hoping you have a mobile phone or "cell" or whatever you guys call it)
haha. ranald doesn't read here. i'd spank him if he did. don't worry, we all know you love my neck mole.
q: what did the last text message you receive say? all of it. (i'm hoping you have a mobile phone or "cell" or whatever you guys call it)
Oh my, you one upped me on the last meal! This is how you earned those t's, miss. My last text message was this:
Awww as long as it wasnt a flat penis we are all good still!
:o
I don't text too often. Actually, I hadn't texted(?) before this week. It's not a part of my plan, really. Mobile, celly, cell... I think I say celly the most.
paul jones
11-14-2006, 10:27 AM
Should I take the camera to CSS tonight or do I have enough photos of me with random pop stars?
skra75
11-14-2006, 10:27 AM
which is better, sega master system or nintento entertainment center?
Who would win: Shinobi vs. M. Bison
where do you see yourself in 11 years?
monkey
11-14-2006, 11:21 AM
:cool: hottness abounds.
(im not intimidating. im just gangsta :( )
HEIRESS
11-14-2006, 11:47 AM
where do I send the cheques?
Jungle or the desert?
Mountains or the beach?
If you had to dye your hair a color, what color would you choose?
If you had to get a piercing, what would you get pierced?
Chickens or penguins?
Have you ever worn an eye patch?
What real planet would you want to visit?
What was your favorite TV show when you 12?
Do you have individual names for your fingers?
Darts or pool?
Poker or blackjack?
Venus or Serena?
Tube socks or footies?
Mini skirt or skorts?
Jungle, mountains, black with navy blue undertones, eyebrow, chicken for food purposes; penguins for cute purposes, only when i was a pirate for halloween, Planet Rock (the moon), X-men? I can't remember, no, pool, blackjack, serena booty, no socks, skorts.
Should I take the camera to CSS tonight or do I have enough photos of me with random pop stars?
Bring your camera everywhere. You'll regret not doing it and so will the mb. I like your pictures.
which is better, sega master system or nintento entertainment center?
Who would win: Shinobi vs. M. Bison
where do you see yourself in 11 years?
The Sega Master System looked pretty 'futuristic' for it's time. It even let you play a game without having the cartrige inside of it! But the games themselves were pretty lame, if I remember. There was nothing I played on it that was better than Super Mario Bros except Shinobi. So the NES wins.
It depends if you're talking PS2 Shinobi vs. Street Fighter Alpha 3 Bison. Bison has that cheap hyper move where he's basically a flying comet of death. Shinobi would cut flips over it and stealth dash him to pieces.
11 years. I probably won't be living in my current state and have a nice job in the film or tv industry. I'll hopefully own a home and have a wolf-dog and beagle as a pet. I will also be tending to my tomato garden on occasion.
hellojello
11-14-2006, 04:44 PM
Do you think there needs to be bacon and cheese flavored Cheetos?
you can get these in australia. have you tried them?
don't.
ET:
am I going to get everything I need to do done in the time that I have? Please tell me I really need to know cause if I"m not I may as well just give up now and save my self the stress for later, I'll need it when it all comes crashing down. Like lightening.
venusvenus123
11-14-2006, 04:57 PM
am i hott?
how will we cope without you? (n) :(
ps. glad you also hated tubgirl.
cosmo105
11-14-2006, 05:14 PM
how long will you love me?
a) forever
b) forever and ever
and also,
do you know what the fuck happened to audrey? besides going batshit crazy i mean. last i heard she was moving to michigan or something. i got kinda worried about her for a while there.
Lyman Zerga
11-14-2006, 10:44 PM
ill miss you AGAIN!
youve always been one of my favorite net people! lol
youre like everyone's darling!
ive never heard anyone saying that youre a cunt! you may be a homo! an anus cancer! and a cunt! but youre no communist!
even my sister remembers you!
do you think i use too many !!!!s ?!?!!?
damn you seinfeld!
Dorothy Wood
11-15-2006, 12:18 AM
why are you so little?
can I smell your hair?
did you ever have chicken pox? why haven't I?
I love you?
where do I send the cheques?
c/o ET's penis
7327 Gravel Road
Shittytown, USA
67059
Why do you think aliens are so into anal probing?
It's probably due to the fact that it's a family tradition. Kind of like wife beating. If you or anyone else reading this gets probed, be sure to ask the government agents why aliens are so into it.
ET:
am I going to get everything I need to do done in the time that I have? Please tell me I really need to know cause if I"m not I may as well just give up now and save my self the stress for later, I'll need it when it all comes crashing down. Like lightening.
I think if you try really hard to do whatever it is you need to do in the time that you need to do it you could possibly pull it off. Would you rather not try and not do it or try and fail knowing that you tried? There lies your answer.
HEIRESS
11-15-2006, 01:47 AM
c/o ET's penis
7327 Gravel Road
Shittytown, USA
67059
IM GOING TO REGISTER THEM TOO!
am i hott?
how will we cope without you? (n) :(
ps. glad you also hated tubgirl.
You're pretty hott for having a kid. I think you're on the semi-tallish side too and you remind me of Tilda Swinton. She seems like she'd be agressive. Prrrr. You'll get by somehow. Another unnecessarily sarcastic poster with awesome taste in music and boyish good looks will come around. One day.
how long will you love me?
a) forever
b) forever and ever
and also,
do you know what the fuck happened to audrey? besides going batshit crazy i mean. last i heard she was moving to michigan or something. i got kinda worried about her for a while there.
c) for as long as you have ass. (days upon days upon light years)
I'm kind of worried about Audrey too. I sent her some messages via Myspace but Tom probably stuck them inside of his anal cavity. She used to call me and stuff, which was always fun because she was high and she'd talk really really fast.
I had heard the same thing too then *poof*. A lot of stuff was going on so I think maybe she just took a break, hopefully. She'd better be okay.
hellojello
11-15-2006, 01:54 AM
I think if you try really hard to do whatever it is you need to do in the time that you need to do it you could possibly pull it off. Would you rather not try and not do it or try and fail knowing that you tried? There lies your answer.
thanks :) i should probably log off now and go back to trying.....
after this post...or 10
do you think i use too many !!!!s ?!?!!?
damn you seinfeld!
There are never too many !!!'s !1!'s or !!!!11!!!!!111!!!'s.
I AM ALEC EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember your sister. She hadn't been on mIRC in years!
why are you so little?
can I smell your hair?
did you ever have chicken pox? why haven't I?
I love you?
I'm little? I guess my secret is out. I am similar to The Littles except I chopped my tail off and had my ears surgically enhanced. I have fucked up teeth though. :(
My hair smells like green tea shampoo so you can definitely smell it. It's pretty soft also. There will be no fee to touch it, this time.
I had chicken pox when I was about 5-6. My siblings then caught it and there was a large amount of Calamine lotion purchased that week. You haven't had it because I haven't skeeted on your furniture yet.
I know. (http://www.fourni.org/HAN%20SOLO-LEILA.jpg):cool:
who are the top three board members you would do sex to?
I think this is the only question I really gave some thought to.
HEIRESS, Tulla, supermars.
I say this knowing it might seem like a popularity contest and it kind of is. These are members that I haven't given sex to in a discreet and small package. I think I've been chatting with these 3 the longest of anyone on the mb so it's only natural. Perhaps they have earned it.
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 02:08 AM
ET
we better fucking hang out one of these days, and by one of these days I mean within the next year or else I'll find you and dropkick you.
I'll send you the digits and we gotta make it happen, yo.
ET
we better fucking hang out one of these days, and by one of these days I mean within the next year or else I'll find you and dropkick you.
I'll send you the digits and we gotta make it happen, yo.
I think you think I live somewhere I used to live and don't live there anymore. Which is a sad thing.
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 02:34 AM
I think you think I live somewhere I used to live and don't live there anymore. Which is a sad thing.
regardless. if you are in the neighborhood for whatever reason, man.
anyways, this is sad.
regardless. if you are in the neighborhood for whatever reason, man.
anyways, this is sad.
I honestly don't think I'm ever going back. Not for a long time.
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 02:39 AM
well, if one day. or if I'm in the neighborhood. either/or.
it's been fun talking to you online for uh, how many years now? :eek:
I'd definitely let you know. Definitely.
I am not sure how this "no net" thing is going to last, honestly. It's due to a move and a hitting of feces upon a rotating fan-like device. I'll be around for a while though! Just not sure of how long. Kind of like real life. I have read the pm and Thank You!
NLOL should have given me four choices... crap.
na§tee
11-15-2006, 03:57 AM
:(
venusvenus123
11-15-2006, 04:20 AM
You're pretty hott for having a kid.
that's quite a backhanded compliment good sir!
I think you're on the semi-tallish side too and you remind me of Tilda Swinton. She seems like she'd be agressive. Prrrr.
this is better. i'm truly flattered to be compared to the mighty tilda :cool:
i'm sure we'll cope without you. *sniff*;)
Drederick Tatum
11-15-2006, 04:22 AM
this thread has been quite successful, what's your secret?...apart from posting in it alot yourself....
...sorry, if that's your secret.
Otis Driftwood
11-15-2006, 04:24 AM
Don't worry, you will have internet in jail.
this thread has been quite successful, what's your secret?...apart from posting in it alot yourself....
...sorry, if that's your secret.
Shhh! Just make sure you wait to use my techniques in 2 months. Everyone will forget by then.
Okay, the post is finished. No offense meant to anyone, I promise! Most women I know who've gone through childbirth show it at least a little. Some lucky bastard don't show it at all. ;)
No one ever asked for a top five either.
The Notorious LOL
11-15-2006, 10:24 PM
is Cmute Rhyme asking too many questions?
Not too many. Just too many stupid ones.
Better to end this thing in it's prime than to let it drag on and degrade into nothingness. Kind of like Anna Nicole Smith.
Knuckles
11-16-2006, 08:48 AM
I just thought of the greatest question ever and now I can't ask it!!! :mad:
That is a lie, good sir! I will have to pander to any requests regardless of such tomfoolery!
cmute, your questions seem pretty generic, is all. Maybe you got lucky and hit on the bacon topic. I dunno. It's like you're just asking these because you're bored. Mostly though they're getting to be a little strange.
AC/DC pretty much fueled the rise of the mullet and wife beating in America. Erm, not sure the worldwide spread of that had occured. Steve Irwin... I think he did a lot for animals around the planet but not only fucked up Autralian stereotypes more than Crocodile Dundee; he took those stereotypes and shot them in the legs, anally raped them, tied them to a pickup truck and driven down a road made of sandpaper, had them struck by lightning... twice... Okay you get the picture. AC/DC had the biggest impact though. They've been around a lot longer too.
I think of Ronald Reagan as a President. I was little when he was still Pres and I was too young to know he had acted beforehand. I wonder how babies will think of Arnold?
Vida Guerra. I think Gareth mentioned her on mIRC recently. She's okay looking but her ass in intriguing. It's like her ass isnt supposed to exist as it is but it does. I think it'd be fun to touch it. Kind of like the Nintendo Wii.
Sausage or Bacon... I think I prefer fresh sausage. turkey bacon is damn fine also. Too much of either is bad. So I'll say turkey bacon. And to address the next question I think you mean a link of sausage and a patty of sausage? The link wins, no doubt.
As for the rest of the questions I can't answer them. I'm not an "OH MY GOD BEST EVAR!" kind of person. My tastes are varied concerning most things, including this message board. A lot of folks make me laugh and I don't pay enough attention to you to sum you up in 3 words. You post a lot though.
Like a lot.
Lyman Zerga
11-17-2006, 02:24 AM
my sister moved out, gets married in a few months and has no net there
i still can have sex with her and you cant!
Damn!
And that wasn't even a question!
Lyman Zerga
11-17-2006, 02:30 AM
why not?
Bitchamachacha
11-17-2006, 08:48 AM
If I were artificially inseminated with your spermy boy goo and I had your babies would "Dirty Nursery Rhymes" play like a ring-tone every time they farted?
And would they be born with gold teeth and game controllers attached to their palms?
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