i'd really like to have a threesome.

[kate]

but i'm coming to realize that i'm a super jealous girlfriend/my boyfriend's a jerk (i haven't decided which one yet) and it would never work out :(

if we ever decide to break up though, then i'm findin us a hot slut to bang :cool:

have you ever been in a threesome?

[paul jones]

no but nearly one time when I was in Australia

2 ladies and me........but one of the ladies crashed out,damn!:(

[TAL]

Yes.

Be single and a bit drunk and it will all work out.

[skra75]

Almost, one time. Got awkward, long story.
I wonder what those girls are up to now?
One of them is probably dead. I think the other one has a kid.

[paul jones]

Yes.

Be single and a bit drunk and it will all work out.
I bet you did it on that fucking big desk!

[TAL]

No, I'm not drunk at work.

[na§tee]

no.

and i don't want to.

[The Notorious LOL]

Itd probably be awkward and sort of stupid. I wouldnt seek it out, nor would I hop to the opportunity if it somehow presented itself.

[paul jones]

No, I'm not drunk at work.
ok

[kate]

if i'm ever single again, i will definitely have a threesome. maybe a foursome. or one of those sex parties even. i wanna try it with two girls and a guy, and two guys and a girl. part of me almost hopes i am single someday because all of this sounds so fun.

i've always wondered, if me and joe were doin it outside, and some girl happened to be strolling by and caught us, and i was like HAY GURRRL CUM ON IN, if that would ruin the relationship the way i think a planned threesome would. these are the real important questions in life!

[paul jones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFDtaTpJAw

[Rock]

Sure it would be nice....but I wouldn't want to take a chance at fucking up the good thing that I got now.

[b i o n i c]

(y) (y) (y)

[Loppfessor]

It it's just three people who are all atracted to each other then game on! If it's a couple or there are some emotional attachments avoid it like the plague.

[DandyFop]

Probably the only way you could do it with no danger of fucking up your relationship is to be "the other chick". Which obviously won't happen if you are in a relationship...anyway, good luck with all of it. It's fun if everyone is in the right place for it. But I speak from limited experience.

[QueenAdrock]

I'd love a threesome, especially with a girl I have in mind. But I'd never go through with it because of the emotional aftermath.

But it would be fun. (y)

[DandyFop]

I think in general I could never involve anyone I'm very very good friends with...but the girl and her dude that I did do something with, we kind of joke about it now.

[QueenAdrock]

omgs what did you do dandy?

[DandyFop]

I don't want to go into a lot of detail...I was very drunk...the rest is a blur. Mostly was just when I woke up and was like "holy shit..." when I realized what bed I was in and what had happened the night before. I'm sure I've mentioned it on here before. I must come off as such a sl00t. Me and the guy didn't do it, but they did it next to me lolz.

[hellojello]

i dont think i could do it with 2 guys, but 2 girls and a guy maybe... anyhow i've never done either. although once when i was with my man his friend asked if he could join in but I was all like errrr no. a friend of mine has had 2 threesomes both with 2 guys (friend being female) and she said it made her feel horrible and dirty and slutty both times.
also i was reading an article in fhm about chicks who have had threesomes and interspersed amoungst their 'my man absoloutly loved it and that turned me on soooo much' and their semi naked pictures was 'id probably never do it again though. and DONT do it with someone you know'
heh
i guess that's saying something.

[TurdBerglar]

I don't want to go into a lot of detail...I was very drunk...the rest is a blur. Mostly was just when I woke up and was like "holy shit..." when I realized what bed I was in and what had happened the night before. I'm sure I've mentioned it on here before. I must come off as such a sl00t. Me and the guy didn't do it, but they did it next to me lolz.


was it your brother's bed or something?

[paul jones]

I bet the Roman ghosts are looking at us all and going 'Pathetic!'

cos they probably used to have 3000 somes

[DandyFop]

was it your brother's bed or something?

no just my friends bed

[TurdBerglar]

are you friends with your brother?

[ms.peachy]

have you ever been in a threesome?
Why yes, yes I have.

Details available for a modest fee.

[tracky]

I'd settle for a twosome at the moment, then work my way up

The one person who I know was in a FFM threesome said she felt like a third wheel

[DandyFop]

are you friends with your brother?

Yes. You're right. It was my brother's bed.

[HOTWIFE]

disgusting.

[HOTWIFE]

discusting.

[HOTWIFE]

discusting.

ahahaha i mean disgusting. but yeah, it is

[TimDoolan]

my #1 fantasy. (2 girls and me) If it was me and some other dude pounding on a chick the dude would have to be very attractive, and not touch my flubadub.

[cosmo105]

I bet the Roman ghosts are looking at us all and going 'Pathetic!'

cos they probably used to have 3000 somes
hahahahaha!

[g-mile7]

Just go to Carson City,Nv to the Bunny Ranch...its pricey too if HBO is right. I met a very attractive girl couple months ago and recently found out Sunday she is bi (after joking bout her working now with only ladies and saying "bet your happy" and her smiling "oh yea" and telling me bout her "likes"). So if she breaks it off well seems like she on the prowl 4 a girl too (she did say "whats that bout not goin back once...). It be cool I guess, plus still aint done it with a white girl ;) hahaha good times

[Lyman Zerga]

i would do it with two girls

i would do it with my future bf and a girl

but i only wanna do it with two guys in my fantasy

[g-mile7]

i would do it with two girls

i would do it with my future bf and a girl

but i only wanna do it with two guys in my fantasy
So much love to give ;)

[Lyman Zerga]

i cant believe you just called me a slut!

[g-mile7]

i cant believe you just called me a slut!
:( no I didnt

[Lyman Zerga]

;)

[g-mile7]

;)
Yes mam :)

[Dorothy Wood]

I had a fake threesome once. it was creepy. two dudes. we were all in our underwear in my bed with me in the middle. I only made out with one though. the other one was "sleeping", but then told everyone what happened the next day. it was pretty funny.

[mikizee]

ive been in a few.

first time it came up was with my ex, (i found her on myspace the other day, and shes hotter than ever! damn!) her best friend who was fucking gorgeous, they were both 16 or 17, i was 20. her friend had the biggest tits i had ever seen, and they still hold the record, they were a GG!!! she had to get her bras custom made from some lady. she was short, skinny, with giant coconuts. anyway, back to the story.

her big boobied friend was (is) bi, and when they both went to a 18th bday party at a rugby union club with free alcohol, i knew they were gunna get smashed. so i rock up about 1am to pick them up, i pull my car around so my headlights shone on the brighton oval, and there they were, on top of each other, making out and groping each other majorly, and a circle of drunken dudes were standing around them drinking going 'yeeaahhh!! wooooo!!!!'

so i walk up, tell them we are going home (to the response of 'awwwwwwwwwwwww' from all the pissheads) so they jump in the back of the car and continue what they started. i had trouble keeping my eyes on the road, esp when my gf's friend started telling me 'mikey, when we get home there will be lots of licking, sucking, fucking, etc' so im doing like 150km/h all the way home, got there in record time!

we get inside and im throwing my fuckin pants and shirt off like a mad man. im saying 'alright lets go. im ready. lets do it!!' and my missus says, 'oh, i might have a cone first, get a lil bit high!' im like 'yeah sure whatever. just hurry up!!!' so she has a cone and........ passes out.



the other chick lost interest straight away. so i went to bed. actually i prob rubbed one out, then went to bed.



i have had FFM and MMF threesomes since then. they have all been fun.

[Lyman Zerga]

hahaha damn

[beastieangel01]

if I ever did, it'd have to be zero emotional attachment involved and no one that's already a good friend or anything.

[Gareth]

remember when tulla made pretty much an identical thread and got slayed?
fuck that.

[HEIRESS]

I was like "wtf is gareth doing in this thread"

now i get it!

[ET]

Yeah, I was going to say. This place can be so fickle sometimes.

Anyone figured I'd mention how I'd slay Tulla? Yeah? Okay I won't.

[Gareth]

I AM ASEXUAL ITS TRUE
I AM ALSO SELLING U2 TICKET

[HEIRESS]

dragon breath!

[DandyFop]

drunk now. threesome sounds good. k thankz bye.

[g-mile7]

remember when tulla made pretty much an identical thread and got slayed?
fuck that.
Mainly by Q if you recall...who has not posted in here...

[venusvenus123]

yeah. bless TULLA.

[Drederick Tatum]

slammin two girls would be rad.

[na§tee]

yeah, i was going to say the tulla thing too. maybe the board was on its period that day.

mikizee, no offence but that 'first' threesome sounds more like one girl immediately passing out and the other one getting bored. the only 'three' there was when you were driving them home.

[mikizee]

yeah, i was going to say the tulla thing too. maybe the board was on its period that day.

mikizee, no offence but that 'first' threesome sounds more like one girl immediately passing out and the other one getting bored. the only 'three' there was when you were driving them home.

yes i know, thats why if u read carefully you will see i wrote 'the first time it came up' not 'the first time we like totally did it'.

[cosmo105]

Mainly by Q if you recall...who has not posted in here...
yeah. he was so ridiculous the way he followed her around about it after that. as if she was any different from the rest of us girls in being open about her sexuality. so stupid.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

;)

[cosmo105]

honey, i told you, i don't want it with two guys.

[backwoods]

a girl once propositioned me and my buddy (quite recently actually) and we could have but I think we decided not to because I don't like the idea of seeing my friends shlong.

[Justin]

a girl once propositioned me and my buddy (quite recently actually) and we could have but I think we decided not to because I don't like the idea of seeing my friends shlong.

exactly!

I could do it with 2 chicks, but NOT with 1 guy and 1 girl....no no no no no

I mean what happens if your like..doing her and the guy tries to fuck your butt? I don't want to worry about that man!

[backwoods]

Nah, it would have never gone that way. at best, I would have looked over and saw his whathaveyous and felt awkward the next day and been like 'sup...' over coffee. yeah no thanks.

in retrospect, she was somewhat fugly too and it was probably a good idea to avoid the whole thing.

[Yeti]

exactly!

I could do it with 2 chicks, but NOT with 1 guy and 1 girl....no no no no no

I mean what happens if your like..doing her and the guy tries to fuck your butt? I don't want to worry about that man!


Never cross swords....Never!

[mikizee]

Why would you share the story about the time you almost had a threesome if you "had FFM and MMF threesomes since then and they were all fun"?

It's the things that make you go HHHHMMMMMM

cuz i thought it was an interesting story!!! sheesh! what is this, crap on mike day????

[Bob]

i don't think i could do a threesome

last thing i need's competition

[g-mile7]

yeah. he was so ridiculous the way he followed her around about it after that. as if she was any different from the rest of us girls in being open about her sexuality. so stupid.
Its after that she stopped posting as much...it was classic hypocrisy and trolling by him

She hadnt even done it either, her thread was the exact same as this one: saying she would maybe have one and asking opinion bout it. Funny how the absence of a few people can change/keep a whole thread light-hearted.

[HEIRESS]

I posted this in tulla's thread but anyays

when I worked nights at the liquor store during university this husband of a respectable looking married couple who was always in like clockwork pre-dinner party every thursday night came up and asked me if Id accept a weeks wages to have sex with him and his wife after my shift that night

and I was all "OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

and then I continued to see them and act normally towards them the remaining 6 months I worked there

oh god, the things I had to be exposed to in that year and a half I worked there, dear sweet infant jesus

[g-mile7]

Should have said "Heiress love aint 4 cheap son!!!" to them! Well looks like the girl I posted bout is breaking up with her man and moving in with a red head girl she said I should meet since she'd "eat me up"...might have to make a house call.