Breathtaking.

[DipDipDive]

This is the website for the Police Department in the town I just moved from. Christ. (http://www.martinsburgpd.org/)

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck is martin?

[backwoods]

it's like a crazy internet time machine to 1994!

[mr_rottentreats]

it's like a crazy internet time machine to 1994!
lol

[Dorothy Wood]

I like them wavin flags.

[mr_rottentreats]

I like them wavin flags.
oh really fool really ?

[DipDipDive]

Read the scrolling poem at the top of the page on the lefthand side. It'd probably be really inspirational if you were in the KKK.

[Waus]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2571/1162848355405wv6.jpg

[Whatitis]

Reminds me of Police Academy.

[Documad]

Why were you living there?

[hellojello]

look i dont mean to take the piss out of missing children, missing babies no less from a NON FAMILY ABDUCTION but why does this baby girl have a mo? is that normal? ive never seen a baby with a mo before (http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/PubCaseSearchServlet?act=viewChildDetail&LanguageCountry=en_US&searchLang=en_US&caseLang=en_US&orgPrefix=NCMC&caseNum=1053317&seqNum=1)
by the way if anyones seen her best contact the people on the link, do it for her family.

[beastieangel01]

it's like a crazy internet time machine to 1994!

perfect.

[Otis Driftwood]

They have hooker saluting ripped up flag? Me like!
And a Redman murder case? Does Meth know boout that?

[Drederick Tatum]

the lightning and the font in the K9 section fuckin rules.

[na§tee]

it made my work computer crash!

[Freebasser]

I've made it my homepage! (y)

Scroll down the main page a lil' and you'll see that all those missing children have a 6-star wanted level. Here come the tanks and army guys. Oh shits!

[Pres Zount]

^hehe.

As a comparison:http://www.police.tas.gov.au/
That's for "Australia's Finest".

I think it's pretty proffesional.

[Freebasser]

YES (http://www.gmp.police.uk/)

[na§tee]

it crashed the second time i tried it, but third time lucky!

have you checked to see if there is a sex offender living near you yet? i like the "one in five girls will be molested before their 18th birthday" factoid. way to inspire confidence, martinsburg!

someone needs to give sgt b.l. yost a slap on the back! he (http://www.martinsburgpd.org/Yost.JPG) designed this shit.

and since we're comparing police websites :cool: > http://www.strathclyde.police.uk/index.asp

[Freebasser]

LOLZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxpg4tKL6ts)

[na§tee]

LOLZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxpg4tKL6ts)
haha! OI! i think you'll find tobermory (where it is filmed) is on the isle of mull and therefore not in strathclyde police's territory :cool:

THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux5aLojve50) on the other hand is a much, much better pastiche of us vs scottish (glasgow) cops. that glasgow cop used to be the rector of my university! i've met them both. they coo'.

square sausage lol (y) i love square sausage.

[na§tee]

i'm still laughing at the square sausage, 'broon' sauce and chocolate snowball. haha. so true!

[camo]

I wonder if someone got paid good money to do that?

[QueenAdrock]

Hahaha Martinsburg. You know, I was supposed to go to Harper's Ferry two weekends ago to go on their ghost walk. I ended up going to Frederick instead.

From what I gather, you came from Chicago, moved to Martinsburg, and now are in Minneapolis? I just don't get why Martinsburg. What's there that would take you away from Chicago?

[Dorothy Wood]

the lightning and the font in the K9 section fuckin rules.


oooh, yeah!

I want to pet them dogs.

[abcdefz]

This is the website for the Police Department in the town I just moved from. Christ. (http://www.martinsburgpd.org/)



...maybe if they'd paid you better, you could've really done something with it.

[Rock]

I kind of like Martinsburg, or that area rather.

Good fishing around there, good titty bars (as far as "good" titty bars go), Charlie Browns, Slots and Horse Races......yeah, I guess thats about it.

Then again I don't have to live there.

[Echewta]

Why update/improve on perfection?

Thats why they don't change I Love Lucy but Lucas messed around with the Star Wars movies.

[abcdefz]

Why update/improve on perfection?

Thats why they don't change I Love Lucy but Lucas messed around with the Star Wars movies.



...so you haven't seen the new Meatavegimitin episode that's changed so that kids aren't encouraged to imbibe alcohol, eh?

Now it's a bean-based supplement and she just farts a lot to increasing gastronomic hillarity.

I think Spielberg fixed it. Someone.

[Yeti]

Pigs and the internet don't mix.

http://squealpiggie.ytmnd.com/

[DIGI]

Redman was murdered in WV!?!!



Fuckin' Otis Spunkmeyer beat me to it.

[TimDoolan]

Haha...."Adam 12, Adam 12".. very professional.

[jprescott]

check out Bryan Carter (Crazy Eyes) on the top 10 most wanted...frightening...he could be anyone!

i also found the final point in the bicycle safety section most helpful, Stop Signs Mean Stop! That's where i've been going wrong! dangnabbit!

[ET]

I like how the safety tips font is covered in blood. Did someone get PAID to make this? (http://www.martinsburgpd.org/bcffreddyanim.gif)And frames... fucking frames!!!!

Wow. Just... wow.