You know what's reaaaal baaaad

[Otis Driftwood]

Italian horror movies are. I often read that some internet geek loved "Suspiria" or that "The Beyond" was scary or some such shit. And Argento, even his Masters of Horror plain sucked. Boooo! They aren't even bad enough to be considered camp.

[Yeti]

''The Italians have a saying, 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.' And although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct.''
JACK DONAGHY (ALEC BALDWIN), TO LIZ LEMON (TINA FEY) ON 30 ROCK

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You get nothing out of Argento's stuff? Wow.


What about Moonstruck?

[Otis Driftwood]

The Cher movie with Dukakis?

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Yeah.

Nothing?

[The Notorious LOL]

Bloodsucking Freaks is the most retarded horror film ever made. If I could have my time back for watching that shit I would.