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abcdefz
11-15-2006, 10:03 AM
If I Did It, Here's How it Happened (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/15/simpsoninterview.ap/index.html)



...pretty cool that he could take time off from his dogged pursuit of his wife's killer(s) and golf so he could hyopthesize about how he would've killed two people. If he had.
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 10:28 AM
Could he be any more guilty?
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 10:33 AM
I was going to say "The answer is: 'None. None more black'" but I wasn't sure people would realize it was a Spinal Tap joke and not a racist thing so I deleted it.
QueenAdrock
11-15-2006, 10:44 AM
Hey. Getting lap dances from 3 drunk white chicks in a seedy bar in Florida is totally him avenging his ex-wife's death and finding her killer. We're just too dumb to realize it.

What a skeezeball man.
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 10:46 AM
Hey. Getting lap dances from 3 drunk white chicks in a seedy bar in Florida is totally him avenging his ex-wife's death and finding her killer. We're just too dumb to realize it.




"That's just my way of saying that I love you!"
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 10:47 AM
I'm not a murderer. Some of my best friends are dead.
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 10:48 AM
Oh yeah -- if we could pause for a moment and thank the fucking PUBLISHER for printing OJ's latest, that would be cool, too.


The book is published by ReganBooks, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers run by Regan. HarperCollins, like Fox, is a unit of News Corporation.
QueenAdrock
11-15-2006, 10:54 AM
Well he has to pay off Nicole's family somehow. Damn, you don't expect him to go out and get a respectable job, do you?
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 11:00 AM
You actually think the Goldman family is ever going to see one willing penny from OJ?
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 11:01 AM
Damn, you don't expect him to go out and get a respectable job, do you?




I'd love to see him become a caddy somewhere.

Caddie? Caddy.
Yeti
11-15-2006, 11:03 AM
Caddyshack

Who stepped on the duck?
QueenAdrock
11-15-2006, 11:04 AM
You actually think the Goldman family is ever going to see one willing penny from OJ?

Not a willing penny. But didn't he lose the civil case and had to pay the Goldmans? I remember something about that.
Yeti
11-15-2006, 11:05 AM
Not a willing penny. But didn't he lose the civil case and had to pay the Goldmans? I remember something about that.

They took his Heisman trophy.
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 11:05 AM
But didn't he lose the civil case and had to pay the Goldmans? I remember something about that.



Half right -- he lost the case, but he refuses to pay them so much as a penny. So Ron Sr. is suing again, I think.

How he can just refuse to pay a court-ordered fine and still be walking free, I dunno.
QueenAdrock
11-15-2006, 11:06 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH, THE HUMANITY! :(
Echewta
11-15-2006, 12:41 PM
Thats is pretty darn amazing.
synch
11-15-2006, 06:43 PM
Isn't there a thing called double jeopardy meaning that because he's been found innocent he can't be tried for the same thing again?

Or has hollywood betrayed me once more?
roosta
11-15-2006, 06:45 PM
eh, excuse me........the glove didn't fit.
synch
11-15-2006, 06:47 PM
... and Chewbacca is a Wookie.
kleptomaniac
11-15-2006, 07:02 PM
... and Chewbacca is a Wookie.

haha
korn_phr33k
11-16-2006, 04:40 AM
I was going to say "The answer is: 'None. None more black'" but I wasn't sure people would realize it was a Spinal Tap joke and not a racist thing so I deleted it.

haha, nobody even commented on this? cmon, its kinda funny. and a great movie of course.
na§tee
11-16-2006, 09:07 AM
see, i was in the uk and of course it wasn't that big other here i would have have been, um, 11, so fill me in.

i'm reading the wikipedia entry (the answer to all your knowledge problems!) and it he does smell sort of guilty to me.

what is the general consensus in america? guilty or not-guilty? and by consensus i don't mean "it's funny to pretend he was guilty and now he's free LOL!", i mean genuinely.
Videodrome
11-20-2006, 03:06 PM
only in America.
The Notorious LOL
11-20-2006, 03:12 PM
see, i was in the uk and of course it wasn't that big other here i would have have been, um, 11, so fill me in.

i'm reading the wikipedia entry (the answer to all your knowledge problems!) and it he does smell sort of guilty to me.

what is the general consensus in america? guilty or not-guilty? and by consensus i don't mean "it's funny to pretend he was guilty and now he's free LOL!", i mean genuinely.



depends on whom you ask, actually. Most whites think hes guilty while most blacks think he is innocent. I dont really understand the racial divide. If you read every detail about the case it is very obvious the man is a murderer.

There was a ton of testimony left out...his neighbor saw his bronco almost collide with someone else at 10:30 pm (when he was supposed to be asleep, or shagging balls...whatever) which would have shit on his alibi, but she sold her story to the Enquirer so her testimony was nullified.

An ordanied minister talked to OJ in prison the night he was booked and he shouted something to the effect of how he was sorry and didnt mean to do it...this also didnt make it to the stand.

And finally, at Nicoles funeral, he kissed her on the lips and said "Im sorry"


Oh yeah, and all that DNA evidence, the cell phone records, etc etc.
DIGI
11-20-2006, 03:30 PM
I can remember way back when trial was taking place thinking "Man, you have to be retarded to be/want to be O.J's publicist." It's so rewarding to find out after all these years that his publicist is, in fact, a retard.
yeahwho
11-20-2006, 03:57 PM
just remembered a funny quote from Chris Rock about OJ.

"Everybody talks about it's about race, it's about race. That's a bunch of crap. It's about fame, because if O.J. wasn't famous, he'd be in jail right now. That's right. If O.J. drove a bus, he wouldn't even be O.J. He'd be Orenthal the bus-driving murderer."
QueenAdrock
11-20-2006, 04:06 PM
CANCELED! (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/20/oj.cancel.ap/index.html)
monkey
11-21-2006, 12:15 PM
other titles for consideration (http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1297)
abcdefz
11-21-2006, 12:18 PM
It's pretty shameful that this ever got as far as it did, but I'm glad it's been cancelled for now. (At least until the next scumbucket publisher or website coughs up the money for the rights.)

Frankly, I hope this publisher retained all rights so OJ CAN'T legally sell this story anymore.

But, I'm curious how something like this even happens. I mean, what businessperson even accepts a call from OJ Simpson? I can/can't believe the guy even gets his calls returned.
QueenAdrock
11-21-2006, 12:20 PM
... and Chewbacca is a Wookie.

Why does he live on Endor? That does not. make. sense.
abcdefz
11-21-2006, 12:42 PM
Cross-pollinization.