There's this woman in my office

[trailerprincess]

and I have absolutely no clue what she does all day apart from talk and walk around talking to other people. It's quite curious.

[kll]

I think every office has one of those. Especially in offices where there are enough people that you can go unnoticed by the powers-that-be. My last job had one and she was one of the deciding factors to move on... the boss was aware of her, had been given orders by corporate to get rid of her, yet months later, she was still trolling the office doing nothin'... thus her nickname - the troll.

[Otis Driftwood]

It be boss woman. Every office have one of those...

[abcdefz]

I am us.

[HEIRESS]

I only have random days, or like partial days like that

but mostly its because people come to me and start chatting, I CANT HELP IT

[na§tee]

you know, she's probably the director.

in my experience the people with the most on-paper responsibility take the longest lunches, go home the earliest, arrive at work the latest, take the longest holidays and browse the most internet auctions.

[trailerprincess]

she's definitely not the boss because he has his office opposite my pod. But I don't honestly know what she does. hmmm... I'll try and work it out and let you know.

[abcdefz]

she's definitely not the boss because he has his office opposite my pod. But I don't honestly know what she does. hmmm... I'll try and work it out and let you know.



Why don't you just hand her something?


"Could you copy this for me, please?"

"Excuse me?"

"Aren't you the office assistant?"

"No, I'm not."

"Really? I'm sorry. I'm trailerprincess. I'm an ( job title ). Who are you? What do you do?"

[trailerprincess]

Why don't you just hand her something?


"Could you copy this for me, please?"

"Excuse me?"

"Aren't you the office assistant?"

"No, I'm not."

"Really? I'm sorry. I'm trailerprincess. I'm an ( job title ). Who are you? What do you do?"

she'll probably slap me just for something to fill in the time

[abcdefz]

You don't even want to try. :(