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b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 12:47 PM
its not too crowded and there are plenty of seats. this kid, maybe 22/23, greased back hair, all black clothing, gets on and sits two seats away from me. im reading my goddamned nypost mindin' my own business. sho like i sez, dis kid gets on, sits next to me and starts tapping his feet in rhythm, flapping some flyers in rhythm, fanning me in the process, popping 'is goddamned gum in rhythm, and making other teeth sucking noises. the fanning was what kinda tee'd me off.. so i rode two stops and got off, not without gritting my teeth to tic-tac stubs first. gawd.
Rock
11-15-2006, 12:48 PM
if other people on public transpo bother you that much...i suggest getting a car. or headphones. and blinders.
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 12:49 PM
shut up! i left my headphones at home. and i have a car but pt is faster
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 12:57 PM
maybe it's because I'm lacking sleep but I have no idea what you just said.
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 01:00 PM
So you finally met Norcen, huh?
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:02 PM
omg how oculd i not make myselfclearer... likeisaid this guygets ont the trainandhe getsallannoyinand crap !!!!!1ldsfngsdf g#(*U@*%UO@!!!
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 01:07 PM
If the bus is so empty, why not snag another seat?
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:09 PM
there are these things called stops, mr smarty pants and by the time i was annoyed the other seats were taken
monkey
11-15-2006, 01:12 PM
i like to elbow fuckers that annoy on me on the subway. (!)
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:13 PM
haha i literally pushed this guys bag off his shoulder on my way home last night because he hit me in the head with it as he passed
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 01:14 PM
I can't help but say it, it's kind of cute when you are angry!
na§tee
11-15-2006, 01:16 PM
haha c, i was just about to say that!

bionic, pauli; if by an extremely lucky chance i am getting whisked away to new york this weekend we are so not going to travel together!

i dislike people who don't give seats to old people or families on our underground.
monkey
11-15-2006, 01:17 PM
:( i dislike old people and famillies! i think they should take cabs.

:p
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:19 PM
well thats a first *blush* <---- ah fuck dat! im too annoyed to blush


yeah! families and old people should all get chauffers.

smelly people too

just because im get annoyed at sukkas doesnt mean i dont give up seats
Funky Pepp
11-15-2006, 01:21 PM
Perhaps you should have sneezed or coughed really disgusting in his direction. I can really understand you. I think I would have kicked his ass...
na§tee
11-15-2006, 01:21 PM
hey hey hey! now now!

i wasn't saying that either of you don't give up seats for old people or families, i was just sharing my story of commuting on public transport!
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:26 PM
i swear i nearly grabbed the paper he was fanning out of his hand and told him to stop through my gritting teeth. but then i didnt want to cause a scene. i had a similar thing happen when this similar looking guy came and sat next to me and spread his legs wide open, pushing mine to the side. i just returned the favor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=CszahclUQlU) a little bit harder and told him to chill the fuck out in that direction. he gave me this look like he wanted to punch me in the face but maybe thought id hit him harder. im really a peaceful person i swear
Rock
11-15-2006, 01:28 PM
chillax.

Stupid and annoying people are somewhat expected once I venture out of the house.
na§tee
11-15-2006, 01:29 PM
chillax.
(y)
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 01:30 PM
haha. I want to pinch your cheeks!

sorry, the more you spew, the more that it's cute and makes me smile.

It's almost as if I derive pleasure from people being annoyed and I'm not sure why.
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:32 PM
aahahahahghghgh!!!! ! ! ! i'll kill all of you!!!! ! !! !






alright crystal you calmed me to a purrr. its all better now
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 01:34 PM
there are these things called stops, mr smarty pants and by the time i was annoyed the other seats were taken


You're slow to anger. I like that. (y)
Funky Pepp
11-15-2006, 01:34 PM
I have people like this sitting next to me in the cinema all the time or standing next to me in concert. The best one was a guy at the cinema once who also 'spread his legs wide open' and scratched his balls during the whole movie. (At least I hope he only scratched his balls, now that I'm thinking back...) Oh and I'm not a peaceful person. I once hit a guy at a gasstation one night who tried to kiss me. SUCKER! :mad: :mad: :mad:
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:35 PM
if someone sat next to you and spread out onto you, y'aalllls mofo's know you'd push them away
na§tee
11-15-2006, 01:35 PM
i am totally LOL-ing at this thread. it's just so adorable. it's like he threw all his toys out the pram and stamped his feet but once he got some hot milk it's all better. there there. i totally have those days sometimes too! and sometimes these guys can be a bunch of sarcastic fucks, as well. hehe. :cool:
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:36 PM
The best one was a guy at the cinema once who also 'spread his legs wide open' and scratched his balls during the whole movie.



OK?!?!?!?!
Funky Pepp
11-15-2006, 01:37 PM
OK?!?!?!?!
No it wasn't a porn! :D
beastieangel01
11-15-2006, 01:38 PM
exactly Claire! haha.

It makes me want to say "aww" pinch the cheeks, caress the skull, and say "everything's going to be okay" and then serve him hot chocolate. And laugh. A lot.

:/
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:40 PM
No it wasn't a porn! :D


no im saying 'ok?!?!' as in 'i know what you mean'!


the only thing that will calm my tantrum is hot milks served to me by sizzly females
Funky Pepp
11-15-2006, 01:46 PM
no im saying 'ok?!?!' as in 'i know what you mean'!

Oh, I see. I thought "okay" like you know...

And I think the only way to calm down is to play quake or unreal and call one enemie "Greasy-Blackhaired-Sucker" an kill him. Kill Kill Kill...
Sorry, I have to settle down, I know...
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:55 PM
You're slow to anger. I like that. (y)

yeah! (y)

You should have thrown him down by his dreadlocks.

i'll cut you, i swear to golly
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 02:00 PM
yeah! (y)



i'll cut you, i swear to golly



Nice segue.
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 02:06 PM
a-z, you get me. and that makes me all gushy inside
venusvenus123
11-15-2006, 02:21 PM
bionic is funny when he's mad. :cool:

this guy sat next to me on the bus today and just his existence annoyed me. i dunno, i found myself thinking, "do i really want to sit this close to a complete stranger?" i wouldn't have minded were it a sweet-smelling woman.

when i got up to get off, i realised most of the seats behind me were free :(
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 02:24 PM
mock me, do you?


i dunno, i just hate all of humanity before 10am every day. this includes disabled nuns and crying curly haired children
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 02:27 PM
cut c-mute into pieces! he is my last desert!






(im biting someone i know)
beastiegirrl101
11-15-2006, 02:39 PM
my bus route is the same route as a lot of grade schools so I get a lot of screaming children that use one seat for them and then another for their bookbag and refuse to move it no matter how crowded the bus gets so someone else can sit.


brats.
jprescott
11-15-2006, 02:50 PM
you'd love the number 25 in Sheffield UK, there's a regular guy on the bus that pisses himself and all over the f*ckin seats....
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 03:49 PM
for those that know me, im actually a very laid back person. i need tempers-anonymous for public transportation flare ups
jprescott
11-15-2006, 03:51 PM
for those that know me, im actually a very laid back person. i need tempers-anonymous for public transportation flare ups


i'm fairly laid back an all...but there's something about loads of old people when you are trying to shop and they keep stopping and putting their trollies in the middle of the isles, my ankle was black and blue because one woman just rammed me all over the show....:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: