View Full Version : Disgusting things that you've found in food
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 01:04 PM
I found a maggot in a chestnut yesterday. It was just lying there, all cooked and whatnot.
Beat that, bitches.
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:05 PM
i found a toe nail in my corn flakes. i got a shit load of free food coupons for reporting it. true story
abcdefz
11-15-2006, 01:06 PM
Finger con chilli.
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 01:06 PM
i found a toe nail in my corn flakes
Those are prizes!
b i o n i c
11-15-2006, 01:08 PM
i tried putting it in a bottle of water to see if it expanded into a giant toe nail... but it didnt
MC Moot
11-15-2006, 01:11 PM
pubic hair from the chef.
Yep,me too...at the bottom of a caesar salad...so black,so curly and greasy looking......but I eat little worms that ya may find in wildberry's without reservation....
Funky Pepp
11-15-2006, 01:25 PM
I once found a big fat fly right in the middle of my chocolate-ice-scoop!
Then I told my friend that there might be one in her ice too, to kill her appetite and get her ice instead.. :p
venusvenus123
11-15-2006, 02:24 PM
I found a maggot in a chestnut yesterday. It was just lying there, all cooked and whatnot.
Beat that, bitches.
i had a raw one in a peach once. that beats your cooked one.
and a fly on sesame snaps. i got a whole box of them for that.
Freebasser
11-15-2006, 02:31 PM
I never really understood why companies do that. As if you want to eat more of something after you've found something wrong with it.
There was a kid at my school who found a maggot in his chicken drumstick that he bought from the canteen. The school offered him a free chicken drumstick (no doubt made from the same diseased chicken) as compensation :rolleyes:
jprescott
11-15-2006, 02:43 PM
this is a classic, 2 years ago in Hull (England) there was an outbreak of facial herpes....it was traced down to a disgruntled employee and Mac D's Special Sauce.....
Planetary
11-15-2006, 02:48 PM
i found an apple in my orange
Once had a small white worm(maggot?) in my corn.
Last time I bought that brand.
jprescott
11-15-2006, 02:55 PM
i found an apple in my orange
its that Asda again....always playing with yer noggin....
beastiegirrl101
11-15-2006, 03:42 PM
lizard tail in a pepsi can...........beat that biotches !!!!!!!!
that's why I drink Coke.
with lemon.
jprescott
11-15-2006, 03:43 PM
lizard tail in a pepsi can...........beat that biotches !!!!!!!!
:eek: that's pretty gross....did you have it in your mouth before you realised?
cosmo105
11-15-2006, 03:44 PM
i know one of my crazy messican aunts once found a rat in a can of pepsi. years and years ago.
and there was a big dead cucaracha inside one of my mom's Rolo chocolates, and those had been her favorite for years. it took her forever to eat them again.
oh, and once a bigass grasshopper was in my brother's milk. took him 3 months to drink milk again.
jprescott
11-15-2006, 03:59 PM
I havent had a Pepsi since, I was 8 years old. :(
It jabbed me in the back of the throat, and I threw up....and then I deposited 50k into my bank account. :)
damn, no pepsi for life or 50K....that's a tough one...i prefer pepsi....but i could do with the ol green folding stuff....
i'll be thinking of that later when i open the pepsi for the ol voddy with lime....
QueenAdrock
11-15-2006, 04:11 PM
I actually didn't find anything too gross, ever. Just one of those plastic tab thingees that close up bread packages in a burger, at Wendy's. I was like HEY THIS ISN'T EDIBLE! and they were like "lol, sorry, have anything from the menu" so I got a free mushroom burger for the price of a Jr. Bacon Cheezburger!
Justin
11-15-2006, 04:40 PM
I was told this one time that someone found feathers on their boneless wings at bw3. Didnt affect me though. I ate there the same night I was told about it.
jackrock
11-15-2006, 04:42 PM
I found a cat in my sandwich once.
synch
11-15-2006, 05:13 PM
I found a spider in my pre packed fresh'ish salad. Which was pretty disguisting.
Then it moved. Which was downright creepy.
Lyman Zerga
11-15-2006, 11:41 PM
i ate a few things with maggots in it
living maggots
now im used to the taste
in restaurants im always asking for an extra maggot portion
vickista
11-15-2006, 11:52 PM
live maggot in ferrero rocher, rat tail in meat pie and cockroach sticking out of beef patty thing.
Dorothy Wood
11-15-2006, 11:58 PM
I found a big fat fly folded up in the lettuce of a sandwich I got from 7eleven. it was pretty gross. luckily I always open my sandwiches and tear up the lettuce, otherwise I prolly would've eaten that sucker. I didn't report it or anything because usually the sandwiches were fresh and delicious and the old man that ran the sev by my house always gave me free stuff anyway. like cookies or chips or an extra sparks (http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pictsenergydrinks/sparkscans.jpg).
free smokes every now and again. probably because I went there every day.
mikizee
11-16-2006, 12:32 AM
we found maggots in our tender roast chicken from KFC. when we went back to report it the place was packed, lines were huge. we went straight up to the counter and said we needed to see the manager straight away. the girl behind the counter was a full on bitch and said we couldnt see the manager, and what was the problem? my dad said 'um no, i really think we need to see the manager right now!!' the girl answered rudely with, 'look. u cant see the manager right now. just tell me!! whats the problem??'
so my dad unpacked the chicken and announced reeeaallllyy loudly,
'THERES MAGGOTS IN MY CHICKEN!!!!'
the store emptied in 3 seconds flat. there was a look of horror on the girls face and we got taken straight out the back. we got a $50 voucher to eat there next time. my dad argued that why the fuck would we eat here again, so we got $50 cash instead.
when i worked at mcdonalds the manager was helping me in the kitchen one morning and she served up a bacon and egg mcmuffin, and 5 mins later this guy came back and he looked really green and demanded to see the manager, turns out there was a MASSIVE solid chunk of green mould about the size of 50c piece embedded into the muffin, she never saw it cos che had them cut side up on the tray the whole time. she was speechless and sat down with them and chatted for about half an hour, and they got free maccas for the rest of the year!! (about 4 months.)
and thats my story.
good night, and good luck.
Nivvie
11-16-2006, 11:37 AM
I found a dark stained plaster in a loaf of bread.
At least it was one of those blue food industry ones, though.
Freebasser
07-31-2008, 02:05 PM
BIG 5CM LONG FUCKING WORM IN MY FISH JUST NOW
Jitters
07-31-2008, 08:31 PM
I was eating at Subway once and I got it to go and when I went to open it up the girl had left one of the gloves in it that she wore while making it.
Yum.
gbsuey
08-01-2008, 07:44 AM
this is gonna beat all yours..
i was having lunch in a pub in Brighton, ordered a vegiburger, took a bite...you know what those evil bastards had put in my food-fucking mayonnaise. give me a lizards tail anyday over that shit. oo i'm quite sweary today
Lyman Zerga
08-01-2008, 09:07 AM
mushrooms
funk63
08-01-2008, 09:49 AM
There was bugs in my fuckin raisin bran at my grandmas house!
Loppfessor
08-01-2008, 01:13 PM
I havent had a Pepsi since, I was 8 years old. :(
It jabbed me in the back of the throat, and I threw up....and then I deposited 50k into my bank account. :)
I'm more impressed that an 8 year old had their own bank account....meanwhile I'm pretty sure this is what spawned the Crystal Pepsi craze of the early 90s
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