So what are you?

[ms.peachy]

I can't recall if this has been posted here before or not. I don't think so, and if it has, it's certainly been a while. I found it interesting.

Click here for the Belief-O-Matic quiz at beliefnet.com, (http://beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html) which will compare your beliefs to several major world religions and show how 'compatible' your beliefs are in percentage points. For example, here are my results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
5. Nontheist (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (68%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
8. New Age (57%)
9. Taoism (50%)
10. Reform Judaism (48%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
14. New Thought (36%)
15. Scientology (36%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
18. Sikhism (32%)
19. Jainism (31%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (21%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
23. Islam (19%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
25. Hinduism (17%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)

[monkey]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (95%)
4. Reform Judaism (91%)
5. New Age (90%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
7. New Thought (81%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
9. Scientology (79%)
10. Hinduism (72%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
12. Jainism (71%)
13. Sikhism (70%)
14. Secular Humanism (69%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
16. Bah�'� Faith (66%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
18. Taoism (59%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
20. Islam (54%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
22. Nontheist (38%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (31%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
26. Roman Catholic (27%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (25%)

[zorra_chiflada]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (84%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Neo-Pagan (69%)
8. Bah�'� Faith (59%)
9. New Age (51%)
10. Taoism (48%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
13. Reform Judaism (46%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
15. Jainism (43%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
17. Sikhism (36%)
18. New Thought (36%)
19. Scientology (36%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
21. Islam (28%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (28%)
24. Hinduism (25%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)

[Bob]

only 69% Taoist? nuts! i like the taoists the most.

i dunno about this test though, my beliefs are weird, because i fundamentally believe that all beliefs should be doubted, including that one, so i just kept checking "low" in the importance section, except for the parts where they asked about what kind of social policy you're into because hey, everyone can get behind that kind of thing.

and i dunno about being 100% secular humanist, because i do believe in a kind of fate, only i don't think it's cosmic or that it serves any kind of purpose or great will, it's just what it is. didn't see that option.

oh well, it's not like test was gonna come out any other way anyways, no use complaining

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (96%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
5. Nontheist (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
7. Taoism (69%)
8. Neo-Pagan (67%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
10. New Age (56%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
12. Reform Judaism (54%)
13. Bah�'� Faith (51%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
15. Jainism (41%)
16. New Thought (39%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
18. Scientology (37%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (37%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
21. Sikhism (33%)
22. Hinduism (26%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (23%)
24. Islam (19%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

[kleptomaniac]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
6. Nontheist (76%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (57%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
13. New Age (52%)
14. Taoism (47%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%)
17. New Thought (46%)
18. Reform Judaism (39%)
19. Sikhism (39%)
20. Scientology (35%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
22. Jainism (31%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (27%)
24. Islam (27%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (27%)
26. Roman Catholic (27%)
27. Hinduism (26%)

[Drederick Tatum]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (86%)
6. Secular Humanism (84%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (72%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
10. Taoism (67%)
11. New Thought (65%)
12. Bah�'� Faith (64%)
13. Scientology (63%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
15. Reform Judaism (54%)
16. Jainism (53%)
17. Nontheist (49%)
18. Sikhism (48%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (42%)
20. Hinduism (39%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
27. Roman Catholic (12%)

yeah, Catholics piss me off.

[jennyb]

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (94%)
3. Bahá'í Faith (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
7. Sikhism (83%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (83%)
9. Jainism (81%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (81%)
11. Islam (75%)
12. Neo-Pagan (74%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
14. New Age (70%)
15. Hinduism (67%)
16. Taoism (64%)
17. Secular Humanism (56%)
18. New Thought (54%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (51%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)
21. Scientology (47%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (44%)
23. Roman Catholic (44%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
26. Nontheist (32%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (30%)

[buddylee]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Nontheist (69%)
7. Neo-Pagan (68%)
8. New Age (59%)
9. Bah�'� Faith (55%)
10. Reform Judaism (51%)
11. Taoism (50%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
15. New Thought (43%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
17. Scientology (39%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
20. Sikhism (32%)
21. Jainism (32%)
22. Islam (20%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
25. Hinduism (18%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
27. Roman Catholic (16%)



Scientology (39%) WTF

[Waus]

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong.

I'm not even posting mine. :(

[Bob]

did you pull seventh day adventist? i'll bet you did

[kate]

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
4. Reform Judaism (91%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (89%)
6. Hinduism (88%)
7. Jainism (87%)
8. Liberal Quakers (87%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
10. New Age (86%)
11. Sikhism (81%)
12. Islam (78%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
15. Scientology (64%)
16. New Thought (63%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
18. Secular Humanism (53%)
19. Taoism (48%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (41%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
23. Nontheist (34%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (30%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (30%)
27. Roman Catholic (30%)


that 33% mormon is the 33% of me that wishes i could have multiple wives :cool:

[Bob]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6854/img0049ld4.jpg

here's my 39% mormon

39%, that seems a bit high

[Dorothy Wood]

100% orthodox quaker

[Lyman Zerga]

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (88%)
3. Neo-Pagan (87%)
4. New Age (82%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
6. Jainism (81%)
7. Liberal Quakers (79%)
8. Sikhism (72%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
10. Hinduism (69%)
11. Reform Judaism (68%)
12. New Thought (66%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (61%)
15. Scientology (52%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (51%)
17. Taoism (50%)
18. Secular Humanism (50%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (48%)
21. Roman Catholic (48%)
22. Islam (47%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (41%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
25. Nontheist (33%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (33%)



im a roman catholic lol

[icy manipulator]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
5. Nontheist (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Taoism (56%)
9. Bah�'� Faith (55%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. New Age (46%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
15. New Thought (42%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
17. Sikhism (36%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
19. Scientology (34%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
21. Jainism (26%)
22. Islam (18%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
24. Hinduism (14%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

i;m roman catholic too!

that universal unitarism is bullshit tho

[Waus]

How can you be a roman catholic if you don't agree with any of their views?

[Documad]

It appears that a whole bunch of us said "not applicable" to all the questions about god. It's funny because Catholicism is my favorite religion but it's down there at the bottom.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Nontheist (76%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (70%)
7. Neo-Pagan (66%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (62%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
12. Reform Judaism (43%)
13. Taoism (42%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (41%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
18. New Thought (34%)
19. Jainism (33%)
20. Sikhism (28%)
21. Scientology (27%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (26%)
23. Islam (26%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
25. Roman Catholic (26%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
27. Hinduism (21%)

[icy manipulator]

How can you be a roman catholic if you don't agree with any of their views?
because i was baptised and confirmed and all that other shit. doesn't mean i follow any of it

[Documad]

because i was baptised and confirmed and all that other shit. doesn't mean i follow any of it
See, this is why it's my favorite religion.

I also love that they don't pretend that the bible answers all the questions -- they just put a guy in charge and let him make the rules.

[Pres Zount]

Holy shit, just because you were baptised doesn't make you a catholic. I went to catholic schools until I was 17 and church every sunday until I was 12, and I'm still an atheist. You DO get a choice, you know.



Apparantly, I am a unitarian universalist. 100%.

Unitarians welcome all faiths and religions, whereas I don't. That test was rubbish.

[icy manipulator]

saying i'm catholic sounds good to parents

[HEIRESS]

Im not taking this test, Im Catholic but I wish I was Jewish

[Lyman Zerga]

because i was baptised and confirmed and all that other shit. doesn't mean i follow any of it


yeah! damn religion rape!

ill leave it and then stay religion free and then take a dump in the bible

no wait
i should shit in the bible while im a roman catholic
more rebelish that way
oh yeah!

[ms.peachy]

that universal unitarism is bullshit tho
Riiiiiiight. Not like catholicicsm isn't a steaming pile of shite or anything.

[Tzar]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
4. Secular Humanism (81%)
5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (78%)
6. New Age (77%)
7. Taoism (77%)
8. Neo-Pagan (77%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
10. New Thought (71%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)
12. Scientology (65%)
13. Nontheist (58%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (52%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (49%)
16. Reform Judaism (47%)
17. Hinduism (37%)
18. Jainism (35%)
19. Sikhism (34%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (2%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
26. Islam (0%)
27. Roman Catholic (0%)

eastern orthodox... would that include Greek orthodox? hahahaha whoops!

[na§tee]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
5. Neo-Pagan (75%)
6. New Age (74%)
7. New Thought (74%)
8. Reform Judaism (72%)
9. Secular Humanism (70%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
11. Scientology (61%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (53%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (46%)
16. Hinduism (45%)
17. Nontheist (45%)
18. Sikhism (44%)
19. Taoism (43%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (39%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
22. Jainism (34%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
24. Islam (30%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)

[trailerprincess]

No Jedi's???? (n)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/16112006/140/pair-use-force-jedi-religion.html

[ms.peachy]

No Jedi's???? (n)

I imagine you'll find that although it may be an acceptable census choice, it hardly qualifies as a 'major world religion'.

[Tzar]

ohhhh man! even i'm embarassed about that Jedi thing. the letter... hahahaha


where do i sign up?

[trailerprincess]

I imagine you'll find that although it may be an acceptable census choice, it hardly qualifies as a 'major world religion'.

Ah ms peachy, sense I that unconvinced you are...

[Bob]

actually if you must know i'm a bokononist

[zorra_chiflada]

ugh, you can't just BE a jedi. there are so many things you have to do to be a jedi, like fucking, use the force and be really awesome at light saber duelling. and have a peaceful mind and not have fear.
and that whole thing about the miti-chlorian count. that is soooooo unrealistic.

[na§tee]

you have to be able to squish people's head over the interwebs, too!

[Helvete]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
5. Nontheist (81%

and so on...

No idea what half of those are, but I don't believe in any God, I don't believe in life after death or all that jazz. But I go to Church every Sunday because it's better than doing block jobs and I get to have a good laugh whilst singing funny hymns.

[Kerrbear]

I'm 100% Secular Humanism, but I like the sound of "Heathen" so much better. The other day, my best friend told me that if I had lived in any other age, I would surely have been burned at the stake. I was so proud!

[Dr Deaf]

100% fucking awesome.


i had a feeling it come back with that result.

[beastieangel01]

just including anything over 60:

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
5. Secular Humanism (78%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
8. Neo-Pagan (67%)
9. Taoism (67%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (64%)
11. New Age (61%)

interesting.

[skra75]

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
5. Jainism (83%)
6. Hinduism (78%)
7. Neo-Pagan (72%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
9. Taoism (70%)

.....

25. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26. Islam (16%)
27. Roman Catholic (16%)

Translation: I am a Big Hippie

[skra75]

actually if you must know i'm a bokononist

bahdunk-uh-donk-ist?

[Bob]

http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/personal/bokonon.html

[jprescott]

liberal quaker? new age? i don't live in a mud hut and sleep in my own crap....

neo pagan? what like that group that dan akroyd was dancing with in Dragnet? :p


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
5. Nontheist (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
7. Neo-Pagan (66%)
8. New Age (57%)
9. Reform Judaism (50%)
10. Taoism (48%)
11. Bah�'� Faith (44%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
14. New Thought (41%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
16. Scientology (37%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
18. Jainism (29%)
19. Sikhism (26%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
23. Islam (19%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
25. Hinduism (13%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

[Freebasser]

I'm the only person so far to get 100% in two fields. Neat. EDIT - Damn you, cmute :mad:

I'm also going out with a Roman Catholic. Oops :o

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
5. Nontheist (73%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (65%)
8. Bah�'� Faith (52%)
9. New Age (49%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
11. Taoism (45%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
13. Reform Judaism (43%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
16. New Thought (36%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
19. Sikhism (31%)
20. Scientology (30%)
21. Jainism (25%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
23. Hinduism (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
25. Islam (16%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
27. Roman Catholic (16%)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (99%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
4. Reform Judaism (92%)
5. Neo-Pagan (81%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
7. New Age (76%)
8. Sikhism (74%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
11. Secular Humanism (64%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
15. Taoism (55%)
16. New Thought (54%)
17. Islam (53%)
18. Jainism (51%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (51%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
21. Scientology (40%)
22. Nontheist (38%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (38%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (32%)
25. Roman Catholic (32%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)
27. Hinduism (29%)