View Full Version : my shirt is too slutty for work today
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 11:42 AM
its not that its low cut, just too big and like, floppy, so that if I lean or bend over there's a pretty good free show
sunuvaaaa :mad:
beastieangel01
11-16-2006, 11:43 AM
*throws dollars
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 11:45 AM
I purposely dont dress nice at work and then its gotta back-fire like this!
Move along, nothing to see here.
Unless she posts pictures.
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 11:47 AM
Im not in the lab today but I think Ill just wear a labcoat around all day anyways
Im not in the lab today but I think Ill just wear a labcoat around all day anyways
Just a labcoat? Hot.
The Notorious LOL
11-16-2006, 11:49 AM
organize your closet in "slutty" and "non slutty" sections to avoid confusion.
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 11:55 AM
and by "closet" you mean floor right?
yeye
Tone Capone
11-16-2006, 12:03 PM
Come work in my office? ;)
skra75
11-16-2006, 12:07 PM
;)
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 12:11 PM
Im not gonna go to the back where all the good ole boys are today thats for sure , because I dont need to see anymore graffitti written on the crushing machines like "airesse puts the 'ass' in assaying"
:(
Tone Capone
11-16-2006, 12:13 PM
:eek:
<Stops writing graffiti>
:o
skra75
11-16-2006, 12:15 PM
but wouldn't they write something more like "airesse puts the titses in scientist"?
QueenAdrock
11-16-2006, 12:16 PM
Did they say something to you? Or did you just not realize it was slutty until you got in? Or was nothing else clean?
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 12:22 PM
naw brah, while I was bent over to get a clients file I looked down and got a boner
:o
The Notorious LOL
11-16-2006, 12:23 PM
and by "closet" you mean floor right?
yeye
*high five*
I use a "clean" and "dirty" laundry basket, usually.
skra75
11-16-2006, 12:28 PM
oh, you messy marvins. :o
I have to sort of corrall my shits before I can go to bed otherwise the piles haunt me in my dreams. No dusting and shit, that is for the effing birds.
I do like waking up to a relatively organized room tho. (lb)
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 12:31 PM
Im more of a sloopy bedroomer BECAUSE THATS WHERE ALL THE FUN HAPPENS UNF UNF (or used to anyways) but my kitchen and bathroom have to be positively aseptic
and Im a messy marmot (http://estes.on-line.com/rmnp/pics/marmot.gif), not marvin :mad:
skra75
11-16-2006, 12:44 PM
marmot (http://estes.on-line.com/rmnp/pics/marmot.gif)
lololooolololo!!!!!!!!!!
beastiegirrl101
11-16-2006, 01:11 PM
our dress code is biz casual here but when I have events I have to be all glam from head to toe and usually these events are after 5pm so it really sucks to sit here glam all day because by 5pm my hair is flat and I am Miss. poopyiwanttogetoutoftheseheals Pants.
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 01:30 PM
I cant dress pretty even though Im not in the lab all the time and around natural fibres hating acids and solvents all day
though I do have to go in there on the random days my talents are still needed
anyways, sure I sit in the office all day now looking over results and calculating this and that but multiple times during my day I see that a sample has been mixed up or mislabelled (basically the biggest sin in the business when you receive up into the thousands of core samples from a just a single site/company a year and with all clients totalled we have about 200,000 samples go through here) which can lead to someone being given the go a-head to drill in an area which never actually contained a economically feasible deposit of gold etc aka BIG OHOH
so that means I have to go into the back and root around in rock dust city looking for shit or go outside into the yard, which is basically a sea of crushed rock piles about 6-8 feet high with no room to walk between them, and so I have to jump from orange tarped pile to pile looking for the one that contains the sack O'core Im seeking to I can check the 10 digit tag number for verity
and yes Ive slipped and fallen before and wrecked the shit out of whatever I happened to be wearing that day, or other days i get sprayed with compressor fluid :mad: so I dont go for pretty when I dress for work each day
QueenAdrock
11-16-2006, 01:38 PM
I'm business casual here, which I like a lot. However, when I first started working here they got upset that my skirts were above my knees and I had to get old-lady skirts. So I wear my uber-sexy boots with them and I think they're upset by that too but they can't say "stop wearing such awesome boots" because it's not against the dress code.
lolololol
jprescott
11-16-2006, 01:56 PM
we have some girls in our office wearing mini skirts, boots and fish net tights....grrrrrrrr....can't...concentrate....on.. ...work.......
HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 04:23 PM
thats It, im going to start duct-taping my breasts down as part of my pre-work regime
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