so my girlfriend just left for 7 weeks in Germania

[Drederick Tatum]

pretty shit, but on the plus side I can polish up on my masturbation technique...(n)

[b i o n i c]

did she leave you some dirty pics or anything

[Drederick Tatum]

shit boyee, I gots the internet for that.

[b i o n i c]

she's got her own site?! links links!

[Big Gus]

Wank like a monk.

[HEIRESS]

HELGA!

[Drederick Tatum]

she's got her own site?! links links!

hahaha, fuck you.

[b i o n i c]

haha you're offended (y)

[na§tee]

pshawww i only see my boyfriend every 8 or so weeks! but i like that.

ah i'm sure you'll be fine. what's she doing there anyway?

[Drederick Tatum]

she's just seeing family and shit. she's been here for more than two years now and she loves her mum, so I suppose Christmas, etc is the best time to go.

[jprescott]

7 weeks? did she not invite you to go with her? or are you doing your family thing this xmas?

[kaiser soze]

fck smn ls

[Otis Driftwood]

If she is good lookin, I can, you know, TAKE CARE of her... :D

[venusvenus123]

i'm glad to hear that she loves her mum. :P

[Bitchamachacha]

Masturbate? WTF?

This is your prime opportunity to have sex with as many cheap prostitutes as possible.


I'd hurry up and buy some condoms and hand sanitizer if I were you.

[beastieangel01]

california is fun.

[Echewta]

Fun for ice cream.

[skra75]

go on a Walkabout! LolololoZloloaol

[HEIRESS]

I think sprew over-tugged and is slumped in his computer chair right now

tsk tsk

[Drederick Tatum]

cheap prostitutes? walkabouts?

where am I? Tasmania?

[Drederick Tatum]

I think sprew over-tugged and is slumped in his computer chair right now

tsk tsk

whatever. that webcam is slanted, I am sitting perfectly upright.

[HEIRESS]

so that means your penis is actually retardedly crooked?!?!?!

OHHHHMAANN RUN HELGA AND DONT COME BACK

[Drederick Tatum]

nah, that shit hits the spot, IFYAKNOWWHAMEAN!!?

[HEIRESS]

I dont recall my kidneys being centres of stimulatory goodness, but its worth a try eh