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trailerprincess
11-16-2006, 04:39 PM
Heather

1)An awesome chick who is totally spontanious and extremely loveable. The greatest girl you can meet.
2)A crazy chick who will do anything

that girl is very heather.


quite accurate.

jackrock
11-16-2006, 04:41 PM
jack

1. To masturbate
2. Alternative word for Nothing
3. On Your Own (An abbreviated form of "Jack Jones")

1. "Come on, who doesn't feel the urge to Jack one off when you see her on the telly?"
2. "I've done Jack all day"
3. "I'm on my Jack at the moment"


... fairly accurate.

TAL
11-16-2006, 04:45 PM
1. Thomas 104 up, 55 down

The pimpest and limpest name around if ur name is thomas u can get any chick hoe or slut to do what ever you want !!!! And ur dick is really long and its name is superman to the girls that meet it cause they cant handle it!!!!!

"hey bitch give me head"
"ok thomas when were who and how "
"right now bitch "
ok




No, I didn't write that.
:cool:

Bob
11-16-2006, 04:50 PM
there are 60 definitions and to be quite honest all of them are hilarious (to me) but this one's depressing

Bob
69 up, 37 down


A name that people name imaginary people, or call themselves. They think it is the funniest thing ever, when it is actually just stupid. These people should not be encouraged. They should be stabbed in the eye instead.

Person 1 (giggly and laughy): Hey, my name is Bob.
Person 2: *sets Person 1 on fire*

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bob

trailerprincess
11-16-2006, 04:51 PM
:cool:

hahaha! if you were Tom you would have suffered the wrath of myspace haters
Tom 283 up, 59 down

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

TAL
11-16-2006, 04:51 PM
hahaha! if you were Tom you would have suffered the wrath of myspace haters
Tom 283 up, 59 down
Well, I'm not that stupid.

HEIRESS
11-16-2006, 04:53 PM
my name isnt defined but I did create this definition

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rad-ass

trailerprincess
11-16-2006, 04:53 PM
Well, I'm not that stupid.

:) I'm going to look up Osama - you have inspired me

TAL
11-16-2006, 04:54 PM
:) you have inspired me
I do that to the ladies.

trailerprincess
11-16-2006, 04:56 PM
Thomas: you can be my muse


osama 183 up, 100 down

n. a horrible, despicable, and very bad person

v. to go balls-out insane and destroy something

"Becky's new boyfriend smells bad and doesn't have a job. He's a real osama."

"When Becky broke up with her boyfriend, he totally osamaed her car!"

beastieangel01
11-16-2006, 05:25 PM
2. Crystal

1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.

2. A pretty name for a girl.

1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?

2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!

3. crystal

a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex

At the club I met a crystal

4. crystal

the name of a person, more so a women then a man.

i am crystal, who the fuck are you?

5. crystal

A stereotypical dirty "white trash" girl that frequents city suburn town streets, and malls wearing too little clothes for her body type and season, such as a tube top and daisy dukes. She often wears dirty flip flops and exhibits a discharge of "backfat" from her waist area.

Look at that crystal buying snow cones on Virginia Avenue!

ahahaha

Freebasser
11-16-2006, 05:43 PM
1. AIDAN
63 up, 37 down


Aidan , maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,

oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths :D

Damn straight :cool:

ggirlballa
11-16-2006, 06:19 PM
denise 3 up, 6 down

(v) to be poked while dancing with a slightly aroused male co-worker

So I was dancing with Mike last night at the holiday party and he totally denised me- patterns violation!



ummmmmm.........

ms.peachy
11-16-2006, 06:25 PM
Kellie

18 up, 8 down

A noun used to describe a person of extreme attractiveness.

"Oh man check out that total Kellie, I would so tap that."


(y) :D

ericlee
11-16-2006, 07:11 PM
1. eric
117 up, 74 down


The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

But, I'm going to kill the bitch who wrote this shit!!

4. Eric
89 up, 248 down


The way gay men spell the name "Erik".

Hey Eric, lets go to an outdoor cafe and listen to Ricky Martin while sipping latte.

befsquire
11-16-2006, 07:50 PM
mine (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1331572&postcount=12)

zorra_chiflada
11-16-2006, 08:06 PM
susan is a girl that people enjoy to look at from afar.

calvin thought susan was hot so he asked her to homecoming, only hoping that he gets action in bed in return for paying for her meal




Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.

I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch.





:(

zorra_chiflada
11-16-2006, 08:10 PM
the definitions for susie are better:

1. susie



Awesome , sweetest person ever but still knows how to party! Super funny and smart.

Susie rules- thanks for being there




2. susie


a girl who is very k00L. uber fobby. and is one of the bestest friends in the world. one who you can count on to make you smile.

susie is the k00Lest!

3. susie


a susie is a person who is muchos exotic and tropical and is KOOL FOR KITTENS AND i have love for her, she makes guys wanna ding dong

''god, i totally wanna ding dong that susie, she'd well get it''

4. susie


-The police (blue-boys) & Narcs. Used as an alet to tell everyone to act right."

"Thats SUSIE to your left."

5. susie


doing a susie - a girl playin with a guys winky under the water in a hot tub while other ppl r in there too, and r oblivious to the underwater activity.

she did a susie?? while u were sat in there too? ew!

6. susie



Used by mothers sometimes to describe a young girls private area with content of being mannerful.

"Momma what is that called?" "Darling, that is your susie."

QueenAdrock
11-16-2006, 08:54 PM
1. diana 10 up, 22 down

1) someone who adores goats
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well

1) She really likes goats, she's so diana.
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!


I don't think any of those are right. Well, number 4 is right unless I have a few drinks in me, then I'm a wicked slutty dancer. And goats are cute but I don't adore them.

QueenAdrock
11-16-2006, 08:56 PM
PS


2. brett 20 up, 39 down

an extremely weird kid who thinks he knows everythinggg. he is also terrible at anything remotely competitive, such as online checkers, rummy 500, volleyball, minigolf, bowling, airhockey, beerpong etc.

this dude lost to a chick in checkers five consecutive times! he is such a brett!



ahahahha

adrock14
11-16-2006, 08:59 PM
my name didnt exist, but the only one was katy job, lol

a very diry blow job, and slopy blowjob

example: sammy gave Lee a katy job


i am so embarassed of that!:o

icy manipulator
11-16-2006, 10:13 PM
1. patrick
35 up, 9 down


Apostle and patron saint of Ireland; an English missionary to Ireland in the 5th century, Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.

G, if you could only be Patrick

:)

3. patrick
51 up, 69 down


A pink star that cooperates with anything spongebob says no matter what his retarded thoughts and actions are. So that was the origin, so in modern language, a patrick is someone who would suck someones balls for them even though there being completely stupid.

Crackwhore-That bitch still sucks his cock even after all he did?

Ballfuck- Yah! She's a fucking patrick!
tags synonym- bitch whore slut. antonym-prep fudge packer nerd.

:mad: :mad: