is anyone here ever been a bit of a Klepto?

[icy manipulator]

tonight i came home with a shifting spanner, a 100ml bottle of Tommy Girl and $75, plus i spent $20 on a cab home!

so yeah, i was a little bit naughty tonight :o

[b i o n i c]

tommy girl?

[beastieangel01]

tommy girl?
.

[icy manipulator]

perfume. Tommy Hilfiger or however you spell it

[b i o n i c]

perfume?

[icy manipulator]

fucking americans

[b i o n i c]

ya, we're dumb and fat

are you gonna mix it up with some brut to man-it-up a bit?

[icy manipulator]

and we like throwing shrimp on bbq's.

nah i'll give it to some girl for christmas i guess

[icy manipulator]

actually. that shall be my secret santa gift!

[b i o n i c]

do tell, how and where did you tax that shit?




ps dont give it to a chick you like, bad karma

[beastieangel01]

I was asking because I was wondering why you picked up womens perfume of all things.

[b i o n i c]

well that's what i was getting at too

[beastieangel01]

and you were wondering if he was going to send it to you because you love smelling like a sexy, sexy girl?

[icy manipulator]

i just saw hilfiger and assumed it was male aftershave. i've had way too much to drink tonight as you might've guessed.

[b i o n i c]

and you were wondering if he was going to send it to you because you love smelling like a sexy, sexy girl?


oh jhesssss, i laf dat. a boy ken jope, kant he? i wass going to rub eet on my girly nipplies

[b i o n i c]

lol - wait, you thought it was an aftershave called 'tommy girl'?

[skra75]

I stole a pack of blank cassette tapes in the 90's :eek: but I felt bad and put them back. I think I've told this story before.

[beastieangel01]

oh jhesssss, i laf dat. a boy ken jope, kant he? i wass going to rub eet on my girly nipplies

what the hell crack pipe did you just hit and why can't you share?

:p

[icy manipulator]

lol - wait, you thought it was an aftershave called 'tommy girl'?
i wasn't paying that close attention!

[b i o n i c]

im poppin lsd dipped razzles, want some?



so tell us how you got that shit!




so i can go fill out the police report!

[icy manipulator]

ha, in odessa prostitutes get kidnapped and sent to turkey to be sold as sex slaves, sif they care about a bit of petty theft

[b i o n i c]

so it wasnt that exciting of a story, how you stole it?

[icy manipulator]

no not really, it aint too hard too snake stuff. pick it up and put it in your pocket ffs

[DandyFop]

Hahahaha...Tommy Girl is pretty up there for the lamest thing you could ever steal. I just wish you had tried to use it as an aftershave

Anyway I used to shoplift a bit. When I went to Ireland I stole like all of the souvenirs I brought back to people. I saw a girl get caught for it not too long ago though and I was like "ew that don't look like a good time"

[b i o n i c]

how'd you snatch the $75

[icy manipulator]

cant remember. i've had a tad toom uch vodka and rum

[TAL]

I think Klepto is gonna post in this thread later. Probably mentioning me.

[kleptomaniac]

i dedicate this post to TAL <3


WINNER!! :D

[HEIRESS]

I used to steal kids pencil crayons and markers in elementary school because my parents werent rich enough to buy me all the cool stationary crap I wanted to I angsted out by swiping random stuff from well off kids

:(

[befsquire]

Hahahaha...Tommy Girl is pretty up there for the lamest thing you could ever steal.
the lamest thing you could steal is puffy stickers from wal-mart. making it even lamer, the dude had two prior petit thefts, so that bumped the puffy stickers up to a felony petit theft.

icy manipulator = client.