UM.

[beastieangel01]

I have a very good friend. One of my best friends even. We became friends when I started at this job almost a year and a half ago. He has had a girlfriend the entire time (of 4 years) and just got married a few weeeks ago.

We were talking about the man I met and how I want him to meet the guy to see what he thinks and he says "If I ever meet him I might want to strangle him" and I said "what?!" then he said "Why couldn't I marry you?" And informed me that he likes me. Him liking me is even to the point that wife and him have, er, relations, he thought of me. Then he said he loved me.

UM.

UMMMMM.

[Waus]

Avoid like the plague.

[skra75]

wow that's fucking awkward. and you have to work with this social genius now?

[b i o n i c]

he saw the "i want a threesome" thread

[Echewta]

Guys are lame like that.

[skra75]

you should have said to him "yeah, too bad you didn't hit it when you had the chance you big fag. Now you're hitched and LOLZ."

[Freebasser]

Go for it!

[The Notorious LOL]

why would you get hitched if you were into someone who was not the person you were marrying?

[b i o n i c]

despiration? next best thing?

[skra75]

why would you get hitched if you were into someone who was not the person you were marrying?

maybe he's from India
or a Mormon

[beastieangel01]

maybe he's from India
or a Mormon

ahahaha

apparently he asked his wife if she'd ever go for a threesome. I've met her/talked to her several times in the past as various functions. He mentioned me and she said she would be okay with that.

SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD I'M LEAVING THIS JOB NEXT WEEK LOLZ

:(

[HEIRESS]

syphilis can mess with your mind and stuff, totally it

[b i o n i c]

ahahaha

apparently he asked his wife if she'd ever go for a threesome. I've met her/talked to her several times in the past as various functions. He mentioned me and she said she would be okay with that.

SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD I'M LEAVING THIS JOB NEXT WEEK LOLZ

:(



what the F did i tellya?!?!?!?!? *snap*snap* someone get my cape

[beastieangel01]

I think the worst part is him telling me that he thought of me instead while he had sex with his wife. He said he felt bad about it, at least, I guess.

[Waus]

A threesome with a woman he likes more than his wife? That can't be good for a marriage relationship.


I have to imagine that her agreement was a concession to him in a desperate attempt to keep him happy.

[b i o n i c]

tell him you think of his wife every time you look at him

[SobaViolence]

poor bastard.

[Echewta]

tell him you think of his wife every time you look at him
Thats awesome!

[skra75]

I think the worst part is him telling me that he thought of me instead while he had sex with his wife. He said he felt bad about it, at least, I guess.

I would have thrown the sexual harrassment penalty flag right there. But I'm not a girl.

[beastiegirrl101]

what a scumbag.

[beastieangel01]

A threesome with a woman he likes more than his wife? That can't be good for a marriage relationship.


I have to imagine that her agreement was a concession to him in a desperate attempt to keep him happy.


Yeah I don't know. I feel so weird. He really has been a great friend so this coming up suddenly is SO random it seems. And it makes me angry too because there goes someone that I thought was a good friend and uh, definitely cannot re-enter friends territory after this.

He mentioned that his wife never liked us hanging out since we'd always be nerding out about something. It made her uncomfortable to be around us since she didn't know what we would be talking about. She doesn't know what he just told me though, I don't think.

I should probably return the Star Wars first edition rulebook and Han Solo Adventures book he let me borrow :/

[beastiegirrl101]

didnt you make a thread about this guy a while back? How his GF didn't like you guys hanging out? Same dude?

[beastieangel01]

nah different guy. I think I need to grow a stache.

[skra75]

You look nice in a stache (y)

[b i o n i c]

im thinkin more of a pencil thin goatee... whaddayasay?


(thanks chewie, ah thunk it up mahself)

[Waus]

I should probably return the Star Wars first edition rulebook and Han Solo Adventures book he let me borrow :/

I wish I could say I hadn't read those.


What? No I don't.

[Echewta]

Even better, tell him you are only interested in being with his girlfriend but not him. And no, he can not watch.

[bigblu89]

Which all goes back to my belief that the only female friends that men have are ones they want to fuck, have already fucked, or are friends of the woman they are currently fucking.

[DipDipDive]

Did he make these confessions while you were at work?

[skra75]

I should probably return the Star Wars first edition rulebook and Han Solo Adventures book he let me borrow :/

YEAH I OWN BOTH OF THOSE GOT EM FOR FREE WOOOOO NERDZ

[beastieangel01]

yeah we're at work right now. The first half was in person, the latter half on messenger.

Also you guys and your funny replies are making me lol. gracias.

stache ftw.

[skra75]

Which all goes back to my belief that the only female friends that men have are ones they want to fuck, have already fucked, or are friends of the woman they are currently fucking.

No true, I have female friends I wouldn't do it with.

[b i o n i c]

the ugly ones, right?

[DipDipDive]

You seriously never picked up on it before?

[beastieangel01]

nah. It always felt like he was my big brother or something.

Oh well. I just can't wait to get out of work so I can uh, not be here.