Bitchamachacha
11-17-2006, 08:39 PM
Some guy from the hood behind me knocked on my front door to:
A) Tell me I'm beautiful.
B) Ask if I were married.
C) Ask if I live alone (fucking creepy).
and
D) Tell me, "Be cool, baby. Be cool".
Then I went to have dinner at the local pub down the street. I had two beers and had my son with me (he loves the foosball) and some redneck guy sat down with me and started telling me about his kids. Blech.
He eventually left me to my dinner as some friends came in. We chit-chatted and another guy who looked like Dave Chapelle's crackhead character (without the powdered nose) sat down and started criticizing me for bringing my son to a pub. WE WERE HAVING DINNER...and I know everyone there and they know my kid is cool and that I leave before the drunks come in. Anyways..so this guy gives my son a dollar, hits on me, then I made a paper airplane and hit him in the eye with it and he left me alone.
Now I'm at home, my son is in bed and I'm having a sixer. All by myself.
It's a shame. I could have had some crackhead-redneck action.
A) Tell me I'm beautiful.
B) Ask if I were married.
C) Ask if I live alone (fucking creepy).
and
D) Tell me, "Be cool, baby. Be cool".
Then I went to have dinner at the local pub down the street. I had two beers and had my son with me (he loves the foosball) and some redneck guy sat down with me and started telling me about his kids. Blech.
He eventually left me to my dinner as some friends came in. We chit-chatted and another guy who looked like Dave Chapelle's crackhead character (without the powdered nose) sat down and started criticizing me for bringing my son to a pub. WE WERE HAVING DINNER...and I know everyone there and they know my kid is cool and that I leave before the drunks come in. Anyways..so this guy gives my son a dollar, hits on me, then I made a paper airplane and hit him in the eye with it and he left me alone.
Now I'm at home, my son is in bed and I'm having a sixer. All by myself.
It's a shame. I could have had some crackhead-redneck action.