i think i wanna join a monastery

[Bob]

thing is i'm agnostic

i dunno, i just need some mundane thing to devote my life to for awhile to distract myself from my life

law school is the obvious answer but it's hard and lame i'd rather be lazy about it

what's the agnostic equivalent of a monk?

[Bob]

data entry, i guess

[Bob]

i've never killed my own thread before

[HEIRESS]

Im a biologist, not a doctor

sorry bob, there is nothing I can do :(

[Knuckles]

you just need to put your penis in a vagina

[ms.peachy]

Join the peace corps.

Although that would be far from mundane. But you could certainly throw yourself into it.

[Bob]

you just need to put your penis in a vagina

what do you think i'm trying to distract myself from

[befsquire]

if you tell girls you have taken a vow because you're a monk, they're probably gonna wanna be the one to make you break the vow.

[b i o n i c]

bob, every girl in here LOVES you... how, with all you charm, can you not get laid? chicks love law students too, you've got all the makings of a stud.. maybe someone just needs to call queer eye for straight guy on you

[Bob]

if you tell girls you have taken a vow because you're a monk, they're probably gonna wanna be the one to make you break the vow.

tried it

bob, every girl in here LOVES you... how, with all you charm, can you not get laid? chicks love law students too, you've got all the makings of a stud.. maybe someone just needs to call queer eye for straight guy on you


i could use that actually. or maybe someone here could just recommend me some clothes to buy. i don't know what i'm doing with this whole fashion thing

[HOTWIFE]

wanting to run away from your life is not a reason to become a monk. I suspect you're joking about this but maybe you're not. Anyway you won't be able to have sex, not even with yourself!!!

[Bob]

i dunno i'm probably joking

i am gonna start telling people i'm celibate though

i mean it's true, in a way