I keep farting

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm at work. shh, don't tell.

[kaiser soze]

I'm in your pants, farting. shh, don't tell.

[Bob]

fartin' rudy!

[ET]

im in ur pantz fartin

shh dont tell

FIXED

[HEIRESS]

hahaaa

YOU COOTER TOOTER!

[befsquire]

i think your co-workers can tell without us saying anything.