sitting with a loaded bazooka

[b i o n i c]

and im really pisssed off. i dare you to try and pinch my cheeks

[Otis Driftwood]

Your cheeks are so cheeky, I can pinch em while you sit on them, Bazooka Joe.

[b i o n i c]

im wawninya.... why i oughtttaaaaa.....

[Otis Driftwood]

Lift that motherzooka, I dare you! :D

[ericlee]

You'd better look over your shoulder to make sure the backblast area is clear and then shout, "backblast area clear" before firing it.

[b i o n i c]

ericlee, spot me

[Otis Driftwood]

You'd better look over your shoulder to make sure the backblast area is clear and then shout, "backblast area clear" before firing it.
Now I know why the fairies like to play military so much...

[b i o n i c]

otis, ive just about had it with you

[ericlee]

Now I know why the fairies like to play military so much...

Yeah, it's one of those things they train you in basic only to be never used.

That ain't nothing. You know what they teach you before setting off a claymore? "I see the light, I see the light."

[ericlee]

otis, ive just about had it with you

*stands clear of the backblast area*

[beastieangel01]

AWWWWWWW

[b i o n i c]

dont say i didnt warn ya, c

[b i o n i c]

i'll shootchu

[b i o n i c]

how's that, fuckface?

[beastieangel01]

I'll pinch you both.

[beastiegirrl101]

Yeah, it's one of those things they train you in basic only to be never used."

oh you mean like math?

[b i o n i c]

dont hit me, mutey. youre getting your pantalonies all caught in a bunch

[Big Gus]

'The fuck calls it a "bazooka" these days??? That shit is straight up "World War II".

It's all SAM's, HSGFM's and RPG's (and I aint talking Final Fantasy) these days...

Shit man get with the times...

[b i o n i c]

don't mind cmute, he just has homosexual feelings for me

[b i o n i c]

will you stop being so damn clever already?!

[Otis Driftwood]

IN MY POCKET (y)