Admit something that is embarrassing/makes you really lame [Archive]

zorra_chiflada

11-20-2006, 05:45 PM

i didn't cry at revenge of the sith though, hahahaha

"NOOOO! YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE NOOOOOO!!! :( :( :( :( :( "

come on guys, amirite, amirite?

cosmo105

11-20-2006, 05:46 PM

i can just see you bawling at when ewan's all YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE and joey trying so hard to hold in his laughter!

zorra_chiflada

11-20-2006, 05:48 PM

i can just see you bawling at when ewan's all YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE and joey trying so hard to hold in his laughter!

I HATE YOU!!

i kept saying "NOO YOU'VE BECOME A SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY!"

le sob.

but seriously, maybe they should have cast like, ben stiller as anakin. then i wouldnt have been so sad.

Freebasser

11-20-2006, 05:48 PM

I've laughed at jokes cracked by both Cosmo and Zorra :( :( :(

voltanapricot

11-20-2006, 05:50 PM

I hate feet, and if somebody touches my feet to freak me out then I have to wipe wherever I've been touched on my feet with my palm then wipe it back onto their trousers. I don't know what it is that I'm giving back eactly, but it has to be done because otherwise I feel like my foot has been contaminated or something.

cosmo105

11-20-2006, 05:56 PM

i always sit in the front row in my classes so i can pay better attention :(

DroppinScience

11-20-2006, 05:59 PM

i always sit in the front row in my classes so i can pay better attention :(

Me too. I also do it so I can see the board better, too. :o

Planetary

11-20-2006, 05:59 PM

i know, and rap along to, all the words from 'fuck you' by dr. dre when walking down the street. under my breath mind. :(

kleptomaniac

11-20-2006, 06:06 PM

i'm watching beauty and the geek right now on mtv O_o and i think richard is both cute and funny!

fucktopgirl

11-20-2006, 06:07 PM

i like tarot cards....:o , i own like 5 differents set but mainly because i like the drawing/design of them!

voltanapricot

11-20-2006, 06:16 PM

i'm watching beauty and the geek right now on mtv O_o and i think richard is both cute and funny!
roosta actually started a thread about that programme so you're alright.

kleptomaniac

11-20-2006, 06:18 PM

roosta actually started a thread about that programme so you're alright.

niiiice :cool:

kll

11-20-2006, 06:19 PM

I own the Justin Timberlake Rock Your Body Single

I dance in my car on my drive home from work when old school rap/hip hop songs come on

DandyFop

11-20-2006, 06:24 PM

i always sit in the front row in my classes so i can pay better attention :(

WTF! how is this even comparable to my David Bowie un-knowingness?

I'm not saying things that make you NERDY! We're all nerds here. I'm saying something that you would really be embarrassed to admit to someone because you think it might make you lose "cred" in some way.

Like this: I read more celebrity and movie news than real world news. And that embarrasses the hell out of me because I have no fucking CLUE why I read it.

fucktopgirl

11-20-2006, 06:26 PM

i almost like the new tune by justin "my love"

Ok i said almost!

Bitchamachacha

11-20-2006, 06:32 PM

"NOOOO! YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE NOOOOOO!!! :( :( :( :( :( "

come on guys, amirite, amirite?

Wanting to spank Hayden Christiansen with my vulva is pretty lame, but would I ever!

roosta

11-20-2006, 06:34 PM

roosta actually started a thread about that programme so you're alright.

:cool:

yeahwho

11-20-2006, 06:47 PM

I've seen the Wiggles live twice.

Bob

11-20-2006, 06:47 PM

something lame about me, something lame about me....god i just can't think of anything

i'm Very Vexed, i thought for sure there was something ViVidly lame about me

oh well, it'll come

and maybe me too

some day

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs

11-20-2006, 06:49 PM

i try to never miss an episode of wife swap.

CJM

11-20-2006, 07:59 PM

i'm looking forward to the movie The Pursuit of Happyness.

marsdaddy

11-20-2006, 08:04 PM

I own all the KISS solo albums.

HotAndWet

11-20-2006, 09:12 PM

I sang very loudly to brass monkey and intergalactic the other night at a bar, :( :o

Knuckles

11-20-2006, 09:21 PM

I tear up every time I watch Rudy. (http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/rudy.jpg)

kleptomaniac

11-20-2006, 09:27 PM

I sang very loudly to brass monkey and intergalactic the other night at a bar, :( :o

:D(y)

Waus

11-20-2006, 09:47 PM

I listened to and saved Pink's covers of "Feel Good Time."

Feels good to get that out there.

zippo

11-20-2006, 10:09 PM

i try to never miss an episode of wife swap.

i deeply adore this show, and i cried when the kid with the hillbilly type family cried cuz he was missing his mommy

b i o n i c

11-20-2006, 10:12 PM

the little paul mccartney boy!

zippo

11-20-2006, 10:14 PM

the little paul mccartney boy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH yes!!!!

dude: HAHA

he was so sad, so so sad, he really suffered the whole ordeal, poor kid

b i o n i c

11-20-2006, 10:19 PM

"ah whoant ma mawmuh..." i kept seeing a sad little paul mccartney. that poor kid!

zippo

11-20-2006, 10:22 PM

"ah whoant ma mawmuh..." i kept seeing a sad little paul mccartney. that poor kid!

haha oh god, how hilaroius that you know who im talking about
that accent, those clothes, that house, it was so different and "exotic" it was too interesting. poor kiddy

Randetica

11-20-2006, 11:04 PM

how can you not love reality shows?

umm im wearing leggins and my gay ass dolphin shirt right now

QueenAdrock

11-20-2006, 11:38 PM

I rock out to Weird Al's polkas in my car with the windows rolled up. :o

monkey

11-20-2006, 11:40 PM

i frequent this place and my friend (who went to the hiro show with me) threatened to tell everyone at the radio station just how much of a dork i am. i almost killed her. :o

Drederick Tatum

11-20-2006, 11:50 PM

^yeah, I post on an internet message board.

kaiser soze

11-20-2006, 11:53 PM

i see dead people :(

QueenAdrock

11-20-2006, 11:58 PM

Yeah, sometimes I mention the board in the real world. Like "My online friend said this," and I don't realize how lame that sounds until it already came out. :(

Gareth

11-21-2006, 12:00 AM

i was a teenage gimp

icy manipulator

11-21-2006, 12:25 AM

my favourite show is Doctor Who:(

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 12:27 AM

Yeah, sometimes I mention the board in the real world. Like "My online friend said this," and I don't realize how lame that sounds until it already came out. :(

same here:(

b i o n i c

11-21-2006, 01:14 AM

(n) (n) yeah man that makes you really really lame (n) (n)

QueenAdrock

11-21-2006, 01:34 AM

same here:(

HAHA! what a loser! :p

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:38 AM

I watch mad amounts of Home and Away. Ain't no shame in my game, though.

I make songs up all the time. Recently I've been singing 'Cereal Pup'.

Gareth

11-21-2006, 01:41 AM

I watch mad amounts of Home and Away. Ain't no shame in my game, though.

i dont watch huge amounts but i watch when i can and its been that way since michael and pippa.
no shame in my game either.
think i;ve been watching h&a for longer than shorties as well...

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:41 AM

i was on the ellen show ....... dont say a damn thing kid im still fresher than a new bag of cool ranch dirritos

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 01:41 AM

HAHA! what a loser! :p

:(

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:43 AM

did i spell dirritos right, if i didnt FUCK THAT SHIT HOMIE IM FLAV I DONT NEED TO SPELL RIGHT

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:44 AM

i dont watch huge amounts but i watch when i can and its been that way since michael and pippa.
no shame in my game either.
think i;ve been watching h&a for longer than shorties as well...
fo sho. i used to watch shorties all the time. in the uk they showed it about an hour after h&a during the afternoon. Me and the missus would smoke up and watch shorties, and I'd translate for her.

Randetica

11-21-2006, 01:44 AM

im in flava flav's sig! :( (n) :mad: :cool:

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:47 AM

im in flava flav's sig! :( (n) :mad: :cool:
whats kid what this mean ?

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:49 AM

whats kid what this mean ?
chill son. Chuck D will be here soon to pick you up.

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:50 AM

chill son. Chuck D will be here soon to pick you up.
oh funny talking about Chuck D b sure to read or new comics coming soon kid and buy our action figures

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 01:52 AM

oh funny talking about Chuck D b sure to read or new comics coming soon kid and buy our action figures

i saw those action figures at the record store, dope

btw not to diss you, but you don't even talk like flava flav

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:53 AM

oh funny talking about Chuck D b sure to read or new comics coming soon kid and buy our action figures
How come you were never able to rap very well, but spent your time in arguably one of the most definitive rap groups of our time? Did that ever bother you?

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 01:54 AM

he's the greatest hype man in the business!

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:55 AM

How come you were never able to rap very well, but spent your time in arguably one of the most definitive rap groups of our time? Did that ever bother you?
no son it didnt because i was the hype man i jumped on stage yelld a few things got the sea of angry black people goin crazy and left but i did rap on a few songs that answer yur question kid ?

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:55 AM

he's the greatest hype man in the business!
911 Is a Joke is a horrible song, though.

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:56 AM

no son it didnt because i was the hype man i jumped on stage yelld a few things got the sea of angry black people goin crazy and left but i did rap on a few songs that answer yur question kid ?
Woah woah woah. Chill, I'll obtain you some crack rocks if need be.

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:57 AM

911 Is a Joke is a horrible song, though.
dont alk shit yo! i riped on dj tomekks track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlYt0j8h3Q0

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 01:58 AM

911 Is a Joke is a horrible song, though.

get up & get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town

i like it:o

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:58 AM

Woah woah woah. Chill, I'll obtain you some crack rocks if need be.
i dont smock rocks kid you know thats what is ruining the minds of our black youth SON !

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 01:59 AM

get up & get get get down 911 is a joke in yo town

i like it:o
exactly kid

and you see all the fly honeys on my show ?
thats what being a crazy short black guy gets you

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 01:59 AM

i dont smock rocks kid you know thats what is ruining the minds of our black youth SON !
Yeah, that and your T.V show.

Lo_Lyfe

11-21-2006, 02:00 AM

scust i got more flava lining my urethra than this f00l

hitmonlee

11-21-2006, 02:00 AM

I own the Justin Timberlake Rock Your Body Single

so do i, but it doesn't make me lame. :)

lame: i have a bunch of videotaped anthony callea performances from australian idol. none of his actual songs, just the ones he sang in the comp. and my favourites are toto - hold the line and r. kelly - ignition (i would never actually listen to r. kelly though). i also have on tape the first popstars concert, which fuck, must have been back in 2000 or something. and i still enjoy it.

all of that pales in comparison to watching home and away though. i can't remember exactly when i quit that show... prob around the time they got a new hayley.

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 02:00 AM

Yeah, that and your T.V show.
ah im getting paid for it kid and besides the gough i get i get to see big black tittys and ass all through my house except for that fat bitch shitting on my floor kid thats shit wasnt cool yo

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 02:03 AM

again not to diss but flava flav doesn't talk like that!

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 02:03 AM

... prob around the time they got a new hayley.
That chick fooled them all. I remember she (the new one) said to sally "You don't seem yourself today" and I was expecting our Sal to be all "YOU CAN TALK BITCH YOU AREN'T EVEN THE SAME ACTRESS!!!" and deliver an axe kick to the face of the interloper.

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 02:03 AM

again not to diss but flava flav doesn't talk like that!
how you gonna tell flav how flav talks ?

ggirlballa

11-21-2006, 02:04 AM

how you gonna tell flav how flav talks ?

thats better

flava_flav

11-21-2006, 02:05 AM

thats better
ok

skra75

11-21-2006, 07:20 AM

Sometimes when I'm in a conversation, my voice will change from deep (which I guess it is most of the time) to homosexual sounding depending on how excited I'm getting. And then I'll catch myself and be like damn... :(

instigator7022

11-21-2006, 07:58 AM

I really really really like Harry Potter and I am obsessed with The Legend of Zelda.

Also I'm pretty sure that after i saw Anchorman i based my life off of it. I too often find myself imitating Ron Burgundy when it is least appropriate....

Besides that, i recorded The Nightmare before Christmas Soundtrack onto a tape so i can listen to it in my car...

I'm pretty much the lamest person alive

trailerprincess

11-21-2006, 08:22 AM

I have practiced songs that I planned on doing at karaoke.

abcdefz

11-21-2006, 10:43 AM

I own all the KISS solo albums.

...did you buy them at the time? Did you repurchase them on CD?

abcdefz

11-21-2006, 10:44 AM

Me, lame:

I'm too insecure to reveal anything particularly lame about myself on a message board.

camo

11-21-2006, 11:06 AM

I once ran across an entire train platform towards my mates to catch a train to college one morning with my johnson hanging outta my jeans, flapping about like some shaven weasel having a fit.

Also in the group of mates was a girl who i really fancied and always made 'the eyes' at. I was always too embarrassed to speak to her after making such a fool of myself. I later found out (after I had finished college) that she had the biggest crush on me.

Damn johnson!

bigblu89

11-21-2006, 11:44 AM

I tear up every time I watch Rudy. (http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/rudy.jpg)

Knucks, I do too. Like a little girl with a skinned knee

When John Faverau screams "Who's the wild man now!" when they carry Rudy off the field.

Gets me every time.

Niagra falls.

Lex Diamonds

11-21-2006, 11:46 AM

I single-handedly infiltrated Hitler's bunker with my bare hands, killing half of the SS' top men on my way, and scared him into committing suicide via a staring contest. :o

I know, I'm lame.

Lex Diamonds

11-21-2006, 11:48 AM

Freebasser

11-21-2006, 11:48 AM

OMG shut up, ur profile says ur way to young to have killed hitlur

Rock

11-21-2006, 11:49 AM

I have/had a huge collection of cock rock tapes.

Lex Diamonds

11-21-2006, 11:49 AM

OMG shut up, ur profile says ur way to young to have killed hitlur
Yeah, the Allied Forces got pretty pissed off at me afterwards cuz they'd wasted loads of time, money, and human lives trying to get him themselves, so I went into hiding. I thought you guys would be more understanding or I wouldn't have admitted all this shit. :(

Freebasser

11-21-2006, 11:50 AM

i dunt beleieve ju

Nivvie

11-21-2006, 11:50 AM

I broke my ankle falling through the springs of my daughter's small kiddie trampoline while she was at nursery and husband was at work, so as far as anyone knows, I slipped down the stairs.

Lex Diamonds

11-21-2006, 11:52 AM

i dunt beleieve ju
I kept his moustache and made a mould of his cock for proof, check your PMs for pics. (y)

beastiegirrl101

11-21-2006, 11:52 AM

I have an all time fav character from a book that I always try to find while I am out. Ya know...like who would he be if he were at this bar I'm at.

hpdrifter

11-21-2006, 11:53 AM

Can someone tell me what the fuck is all over delicious's arm? That shit looks nasty.

Anyway, something that would cause me to lose cred among my friends.

I spent Friday morning downloading the following songs:

Foolish Heart: Steve Perry
Wild Again: Starship
Goodbye: Air Supply
Sara: Jefferson Airplane
Private Eyes: Hall & Oats

b i o n i c

11-21-2006, 11:54 AM

I broke my ankle falling through the springs of my daughter's small kiddie trampoline while she was at nursery and husband was at work, so as far as anyone knows, I slipped down the stairs.

CLASSIC!

kll

11-21-2006, 11:55 AM

beastieangel01

11-21-2006, 11:57 AM

too many things I don't think I ever bother hiding it though.

hpdrifter

11-21-2006, 12:00 PM

Storms are brewing in your eyes.

kll

11-21-2006, 12:14 PM

Storms are brewing in your eyes.

you're KILLING ME

kll

11-21-2006, 12:30 PM

1) I love the movie "The Princess Bread". Too much.:o

weirdo

hpdrifter

11-21-2006, 12:40 PM

Someone answer my question about that chick that won flavor of love.

Photo of said arm

dammit, msn.com is malfunctioning.

But some of you have seen it.

kll

11-21-2006, 12:52 PM

Someone answer my question about that chick that won flavor of love.

Photo of said arm

dammit, msn.com is malfunctioning.

But some of you have seen it.

she supposedly was in a car wreck and went through a windshield and those are scars on her arms, back and chest

Rock

11-21-2006, 01:13 PM

I've been driving a car around for a week that has a radiohead reference vanity plate. me = lame.

kll

11-21-2006, 01:32 PM

I've been driving a car around for a week that has a radiohead reference vanity plate. me = lame.

HAHA. if it's not your car, then you're off the hook, but ALL vanity plates = lame.

yeahwho

11-21-2006, 01:48 PM

I single-handedly infiltrated Hitler's bunker with my bare hands, killing half of the SS' top men on my way, and scared him into committing suicide via a staring contest. :o

I know, I'm lame.

this (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panty+waist) is what you are girlyman, thats beyond lame & embarrassing

Lex Diamonds

11-21-2006, 05:00 PM

this (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panty+waist) is what you are girlyman, thats beyond lame & embarrassing
I'm touched that you looked up some big boy soldiers' slang on the internet to try and insult me but "girlyman"? What kind of self-respecting heterosexual male would say that? Could you possibly sound any gayer?

Answer: No.

Planetary

11-21-2006, 05:03 PM

lol you panty waist

ScarySquirrel

11-21-2006, 05:05 PM

I have a penchant for watching romance movies... usually by myself. As a matter of fact, I'm watching Under the Tuscan Sun as I'm posting here.

DandyFop

11-21-2006, 06:01 PM

I have an all time fav character from a book that I always try to find while I am out. Ya know...like who would he be if he were at this bar I'm at.

Does his name start with an H?

cosmo105

11-21-2006, 06:12 PM

i rock out to Lisa Loeb sometimes. :(

alruggs

11-21-2006, 06:58 PM

she supposedly was in a car wreck and went through a windshield and those are scars on her arms, back and chest

I think they're keloid scars. They're more common in african american people.

M.C. Guevera

11-21-2006, 07:01 PM

I've spent an unhealthy amount of time discussing professional wrestling storylines on different message boards.

EDIT: Oh, and I cried watching the series finale of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

EDIT AGAIN: ...and I bawled my eyes out watching the final episode of Disney's Brand Spankin' New Doug.

Bob

11-21-2006, 09:32 PM

i have a crush on a girl who i'm very slightly beginning to suspect to be, maybe, i can't be entirely sure, but there's a shadow of a doubt in my mind that she could be, i don't know, but it's not impossible that she's...transgender

this is a new level of weird for me

EDIT: Oh, and I cried watching the series finale of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

i didn't cry, but it was a little somber

cosmo105

11-21-2006, 09:38 PM

i think i cried a little.

i'm scared to watch the last episode of Cheap Seats i have tivo'd because i know i'll be so sad when it's over. :(

Bob

11-21-2006, 09:44 PM

this is probably the most hilarious thing i will ever admit FYI, take advantage of it

except for...that one thing

Rock

11-21-2006, 10:01 PM

I think they're keloid scars. They're more common in african american people.
Yeah....I thought they were some sort of keloid scars. I was watching some tattoo show and some girl came in with scars that looked exactly like hers, and the girl on the tattoo show said they were scars from really bad chicken pox.

adam_f

11-21-2006, 10:05 PM

I nearly cried when Selena died. The Jennifer Lopez Selena. I could give a damn about the real one.

Kerrbear

11-21-2006, 10:12 PM

For my vacation this year, I'm going to Disney World with my mom. For two weeks. Check back on Jan 15 for pictures of me with Goofy.

adam_f

11-21-2006, 10:13 PM

I heard Goofy touches people in their lockbox.

Ason Unique

11-21-2006, 10:13 PM

I cooked Enchiladas for the wife last night, and I am proud of myself.

jackrock

11-21-2006, 10:15 PM

ch-ch-ch-chip and dale! Rescue rangers!

This is the best i could come up with... I can't wear a shirt without another one under it. I don't like to expose too much of my neck.
Also, It's more embarrassing with photo evidence, but I have no Eye-teeth.

Kerrbear

11-21-2006, 10:18 PM

I heard Goofy touches people in their lockbox.

That's one of the reasons I'm going! Have you ever seen the size of his SHOES?

adam_f

11-21-2006, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Kerrbear
That's one of the reasons I'm going! Have you ever seen the size of his SHOES?

I'd find it pretty hard to hump Goofy with my mom in the same room.

Kerrbear

11-21-2006, 10:26 PM

I'd find it pretty hard to hump Goofy with my mom in the same room.

That's what makes me so lame. I'm that easy.

M.C. Guevera

11-21-2006, 11:53 PM

i'm scared to watch the last episode of Cheap Seats i have tivo'd because i know i'll be so sad when it's over. :(

I saw the final episode. Yeah, I was bummed for the rest of the day.

hitmonlee

11-22-2006, 12:09 AM

I cooked Enchiladas for the wife last night, and I am proud of myself.

old el paso?

i love enchiladas, i make them all the time. served with a mexican salad. well what i call a mexican salad. its just normal salad with different dressing.

Randetica

11-22-2006, 12:38 AM

dont alk shit yo! i riped on dj tomekks track

lol that will impress them

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 01:42 AM

I say things like "pony up with the pwnin" in real life

:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg7ftjYtlP0

Documad

11-22-2006, 01:58 AM

Lyman Zerga

11-22-2006, 01:58 AM

I say things like "pony up with the pwnin" in real life

:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg7ftjYtlP0

that will impress them :eek:

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 02:14 AM

I buy US Magazine almost every week. I buy it instead of People because People has human interest stories instead of just vapid celebrity "news."

I feel dirty whenever I see the photos of celebrities playing with their kids in a park or on the beach.

I try to hide the magazine in my grocery cart so other shoppers don't see it. And if the bagger puts it up on the check-writing platform, I shove it in one of the bags right away.

ahahahaha
I DO THAT TOO

its my dirty secret, buying "my smut magazines"
my friends give me slack but I like them because its something I can do for 30minutes and not have to THINK

and when they ride my ass I say "WHATEVER I READ ENOUGH REAL GODDAMN LITERATURE TO CHOKE A HORSE!"

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 02:16 AM

that will impress them :eek:

I hate how i sound more canadian when Im drunk :(

Lyman Zerga

11-22-2006, 02:27 AM

I hate how i sound more canadian when Im drunk :(

marple sirup drunk!

shh im borat, rottentreats and flava flav :o

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 02:28 AM

skehehehehehe

Drederick Tatum

11-22-2006, 02:34 AM

haha, you have a voice like a gurl.

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 02:38 AM

fuck you francine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEC6JnDzMk0

Drederick Tatum

11-22-2006, 02:43 AM

yeah, I already watched that one...some nice Jethro Tulling

HEIRESS

11-22-2006, 02:45 AM

sorry I doubted your stalker abilities

:(

Ason Unique

11-22-2006, 03:20 AM

old el paso?

i love enchiladas, i make them all the time. served with a mexican salad. well what i call a mexican salad. its just normal salad with different dressing.
Yeah yeah. Add that to my repetoire of Bolognese, and toast.(y)

Pres Zount

11-22-2006, 03:39 AM

I used to recite the chipmunks movie aloud with my sister.

I went to a canadian workmates house and we played magic he gathering, and I won five out of six times. But I didn't like it, so that's why I haven't gone into self induced exile yet.

amelie hart

11-23-2006, 11:41 AM

I read the sun newspaper every day and celebrity magazines.
I don't know what group tony blair is the leader of even though i'm english
I don't tell my parents the truth about my job they think i work in a supermarket but i'm really a tattoo artist.:eek:

Hereford Beast

11-23-2006, 11:44 AM

amelie hart

11-23-2006, 11:54 AM

I used collect wrestling stuff i.e wwf figures and wwf rings(n)

amelie hart

11-23-2006, 11:55 AM

I'm a woman and i like watching gay porn:cool:

TAL

11-23-2006, 01:03 PM

I forgot the http://

kleptomaniac

11-23-2006, 01:03 PM

I nearly cried when Selena died. The Jennifer Lopez Selena.

i almost felt like crying too!! and at the end of pay it forward...it gets to me every time. i love that movie. :(

AdRockGRL

11-23-2006, 01:30 PM

I don't have sex since ages!

Yorkshire~Rose

11-23-2006, 03:10 PM

I buy US Magazine almost every week. I buy it instead of People because People has human interest stories instead of just vapid celebrity "news."

I feel dirty whenever I see the photos of celebrities playing with their kids in a park or on the beach.

I try to hide the magazine in my grocery cart so other shoppers don't see it. And if the bagger puts it up on the check-writing platform, I shove it in one of the bags right away.

:D I wish i could buy US magazine every week. I have to make do reading it online...i check that damn site every day.

Lyman Zerga

11-23-2006, 11:16 PM

I'm a woman and i like watching gay porn:cool:

hehe same here many girls do i think

Randetica

11-24-2006, 12:14 AM

it's not a good thing to do but sometimes i use kids toothpaste

it tastes sweeter :(

kleptomaniac

11-24-2006, 12:17 AM

it's not a good thing to do but sometimes i use kids toothpaste

it tastes sweeter :(

is it blue & sparkly? 'cause i love that! :p

jackrock

11-24-2006, 12:18 AM

I have some lame jokes that I made up... All by myself!

Whats a werewolf's least favorite beer?
coors light, the silver bullet!

What's a vampire's least favorite meal?
steak!

I apologize.

zorra_chiflada

11-24-2006, 12:19 AM

hahaha

vickista

11-24-2006, 12:25 AM

i know the words to the 1st harry poyyer by heart, and the actions too:o
and same with east if eden, rebel without a Cause and Giant. oh and westside story too.

note: each film has been watched no more than 3 times.im not a freak.

ggirlballa

11-24-2006, 12:25 AM

I have some lame jokes that I made up... All by myself!

Whats a werewolf's least favorite beer?
coors light, the silver bullet!

What's a vampire's least favorite meal?
steak!

I apologize.
lol

ya know those could be an over-used joke in the future like why did the chicken cross the road or in a cheesy joke book for kids, feel extreamly proud!(y)

ggirlballa

11-24-2006, 12:27 AM

when i didn't know much english i would nod my head as if i understood even if someone said something i didn't understand, now i do that with spanish haha

vickista

11-24-2006, 12:30 AM

it's not a good thing to do but sometimes i use kids toothpaste

it tastes sweeter :(

i do that too,
its nicer on ur teeth, and yummier if u eat some by accident.

kleptomaniac

11-24-2006, 12:33 AM

as disgusting as it may be, when i was a little kid i used to always swallow my toothpaste, because i didn't think it was a big deal and it tasted good, so.... :rolleyes:

well i don't do that anymore.

Randetica

11-24-2006, 12:40 AM

is it blue & sparkly? 'cause i love that! :p

almost! it's pink and sparkly! and i ALWAYS use a kiddie pink mouth wash

the taste reminds me of my chilhood AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

amelie hart

11-24-2006, 01:38 PM

I really enjoy watching the chuckle brothers tv show....
I really like the tv show miami ink.

zorra_chiflada

11-24-2006, 06:26 PM

i sometimes wish i was born a man. not in a "i wanna have a sex change" way. i just think that it would make my life easier.