so, like, um, sometimes:

[HEIRESS]

Ill be taking a wee wee and go to get some toilet paper and be all "AHH DAMNS NO MORE" and then look around and be all "AHH DAMNS NO EXTRA ROLLS IN THE BATHROOM EITHER" so then I just remove the empty toilet roll from the holder and use that to soak up any excess urine on my pooty poo and then discard of that into the waste bin

granted, I only do this at home but should I stop this particular practice entirely or am I totally justified continuing said habit?

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[mikizee]

Thats a great story

[ET]

As long as you know what's in the trashcan.

Shouldn't you be sleeping???

[HEIRESS]

INDUBITABLY

[HEIRESS]

As long as you know what's in the trashcan.


how so, as in "hopefully something in the wastebin doesnt have a flashpoint of 'urine soaked cardboard' because OHOH FIRE"

:confused:

[ET]

Exactly. Maybe you're not the only one who does it. And who said they threw theirs away?

[Waus]

The fact that you call it pooty poo tells me you're not ready!


I guess it would only be a bad habit if you like...lived next door to a kindergarten teacher or something and she kept scavenging your rolls for telescope arts and crafts.

[HEIRESS]

Exactly. Maybe you're not the only one who does it. And who said they threw theirs away?


that post was just code for "IVE USED THE EMPTY ROLL TO GET POO OFF MY BUMBUM BEFORE"

just come out and say it mannnn, we're all friends here!

[ET]

Ummm, no. That's what socks are for.

[HEIRESS]

naw mang, socks are only for "1 dollar tequila shot night" streetside throw-up mishaps

[3MTA3]

If you've gotten along just fine so far while practicing said habit with no negative consequences; keep it up. But then again, what prompted you to consult us on the matter right now though? Someone else in your household angered by wee wee-soaked cardboard mush in the trash can? Or is it just your own realization that said act is a bit deviant and requires justification from fellow bbmb-ers. By the way, I have no idea why I am talking like this. I'm probably just too tired.

[HEIRESS]

naw, Im just waiting for atleast one R. Kelly reference before I turn off the comp and hit the ole hay stack

[ET]

naw mang, socks are only for "1 dollar tequila shot night" streetside throw-up mishaps

Clearly you have not been to the strip malls of my hometown after going to Pizza Hut and watching Ferngully!

Booo-hoo-hoo-hoo-teeeeee. BOO HOO TEEEE!!

[Lyman Zerga]

not a habid but i did that too like two or three times

i still prefer water when im home

[3MTA3]

Well you'll get no R-Kelly reference from me. I was just bored and thought about how I am constantly on these boards but rarely ever post. My intent is to more regularly share my thoughts on the boards good or bad. I guess I'm jealous of how all you members who post frequently, in a way have gotten to know each other and are known to be a certain way, personality-wise. Whereas I silently am here reading it all most of the time. Why I chose this particular thread to jump on, I have no idea. I truely hope this doesn't garner me some weird rep of the guy who chimes in about bathroom practice inquiries. Damn, Indiana has made me quite lonely these last few months if you all couldn't tell. haha Yeah, I think I'll be moving back home for sure in the next few weeks. But I digress...way too much.

[Otis Driftwood]

Aw, just select a nice poster AND STALK THEM! (y)

[vickista]

Aw, just select a nice poster AND STALK THEM! (y)


haha:) i wanted to make that joke!!:mad:

actually i opened this thread and originally i was just like eww, gross, but then i actually wanted to see what other people said in reply...odd.

[kaiser soze]

you're leaving your poop in the trashcan?

that's like a serious health hazard, you might kill someone :(

[HEIRESS]

NOT POO!

[skra75]

You said Poo in your original Post, I thought you meant poop. To me poo means poop.

[HEIRESS]

I said wee wee!

and noone here has ever called a vagina a "pooty poo"

jesus, start hanging out with a more diverse crowd folks!

[na§tee]

i, too, have done this in times of dire need when all other options have been exhausted.

i cannot beleive i am sharing this fact on a message board.

imma sending you some tissues, airesse.

[HEIRESS]

awesome, its all I really wanted anyways

!!

[monkey]

when it happens to me, i wash. i ll go to the sink and try to wash it all off properly. then i grab a little hand towel and dry. (dont forget to put the hand towel in the hamper though. imagine leaving it and then the next person washes their face and dries it with your pussy water)

[beastieangel01]

I hate that. I mean, really hate that. I always end up grabbing tissues or doing what you did and then end up trying to find napkins or anything really. Once I had to use a towel but at least it was only pee so then I threw it in the wash right after.

[skra75]

This thread gets my patented "golden Best Thread of the Day" award.

[HEIRESS]

whats my prize!

[kll]

do you just dripdry when it happens in public?





i do.

[DipDipDive]

Once I had to use a towel but at least it was only pee so then I threw it in the wash right after.

That's usually what I do when faced with this unfortunate predicament.

:o

[Freebasser]

I just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it there.

[beastiegirrl101]

do you just dripdry when it happens in public?





i do.

you read my mind.

the pro's drip dry.

[Lex Diamonds]

I just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it there.
That made me lol.

[Freebasser]

Oh yeah, I was at the cinema the other day, partaking in an afternoon showing of Casino Royale, and when I retired to the men's room, there was half a turd stuck fast to the rim of the toilet seat.

I pissed all over it.

[kll]

I just piss all over the toilet seat and leave it there.

I'll admit that I've done this - usually in disgusting bathrooms where I'm scared to get too close to the seat



or when I've had too much to drink and squat-n-sway is how I aim...

[kll]

Or the hand dryer.
yeah, it's usually quite easy to aim your crotch upward toward the dryer...

[kaiser soze]

sounds like some of you need diapers (y)

I hate it when some pee comes out after I'm done shaking it....a wet spot on the jeans can't be denied if found

maybe I should wear diapers too (n)

[HEIRESS]

this is all regarding the AT HOME situation

in public sites, pfffffft, Ive pissed in the woods so many times that I treat every public bathroom like the outdoors

why do you think my thighs are so huge, IM A GIADDAMN SQUATTING MACHINE

that sounds bad

whatever

FUCK TODAY SUCKS

[HEIRESS]

do it!

I fucking dare you!

oh sweet lord, I need to stop swearing online because then second I go back to my desk I wont be able to stop

meep meeeeeeeeeeeep

[cookiepuss]

so like um...I'll admidt that I've done EXACTLY what heiress does witht he roll thing. and more than once! Hi5!