Ten Page Post!

[The Notorious LOL]

lets get crackin!


first discussion: the holocaust was a hoax!

[venusvenus123]

shit, for a moment there i thought you'd gone and printed the whole of genesis again.

[skra75]

It's true, shit was totally made up by liberal extremeist media to propel sales of metal cans and firearms and help generate pork-barrel relief funds for the Leftist Elite.

[HEIRESS]

FACT:
I OWN THIS (http://www.amazon.com/Holocaust-Chronicle-Marilyn-Harran/dp/0785329633/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/102-5241778-2899334)

FACT:
ITS HEAVY AS A MUTHA!

[camo]

nah new topic:

which country has the best chocolate?

[na§tee]

holocaust: fun!

ATTN: this is heiress hint numero trois. perhaps. pm me your address lady or i'm going to drown all of these puppies. woops...

[HEIRESS]

THREE!

wait shit I missed two

I mean what, hahaa no sure didnt, nope saw all the clues

yep yep

PM FORTHWRIGHTCOMING MISS!

[The Notorious LOL]

fact: nastee has a well behaved friendly texting dog that replies for her.

[na§tee]

fact: nastee has a well behaved friendly texting dog that replies for her.
eh? :confused: what does that mean? i am muchos confused. please explain. was that a dig or did you make a funny? i dinnae know.

wooh pm received! i should have spaced my hints out more slowly! it's totally not as exciting as i'm letting on. but receiving mail is always fun. high five!

[The Notorious LOL]

eh? :confused: what does that mean? i am muchos confused. please explain. was that a dig or did you make a funny? i dinnae know.

wooh pm received! i should have spaced my hints out more slowly! it's totally not as exciting as i'm letting on. but receiving mail is always fun. high five!


it means either your cell phone is kidnapped or you're completely batshit insane. I am guessing the prior as someone texted me from your number, saying "oh...that wii is that nintendo thing and its out the 8th, I didnt know what it was" to which I replied "uh who is this?" and whoever it was asked me to guess, so I guessed it was a well behaved typing dog and it said "woof".

[na§tee]

it means either your cell phone is kidnapped or you're completely batshit insane. I am guessing the prior as someone texted me from your number, saying "oh...that wii is that nintendo thing and its out the 8th, I didnt know what it was" to which I replied "uh who is this?" and whoever it was asked me to guess, so I guessed it was a well behaved typing dog and it said "woof".
well, i did send that wii message (thought you would guess who it was from that, sorry) but i absolutely 100% did not reply woof. i didn't even receive your message. are you sure it was from the same number? that is totally bizarre. i'm scared now. and angry that someone would text from my phone. but i genuinely think that no-one would. eh. bizarre. when did you receive the, uh, canine message?

sorry about that.

i am not batshit insane.

[na§tee]

oh and i didn't say anything about the 8th. i said "buy a fucking wii, boy. why don't you want to play with any of us? imma kill you! just joking. §"

oh man, because i put my number online does that mean that someone can hack it? :(

[The Notorious LOL]

dude wtf check your pms

[na§tee]

i am seriously super paranoid right now. oh man. i don't want my phone to be hijacked.

seriously. that was the only message i sent you. i know because all my sent messages are saved.

was it 100% my number? maybe we should do this via pm.
edit; oh, pms! umm i aint received anything yet but i will wait.

[monkey]

jesus slept with mel gibson's girlfriend back in the day, starting what we now know as mel's anti-semetic rantings. he hates jews because of jesus.

[na§tee]

OMG i totally just spoke to LOL how funny.

well, we've established what the problem is. after me calling trailerprincess (who is the owner of that number you gave) and being all "hi this is claire" "er.. claire?" "um.. are you associated with any internet community?" "yes!" i was ashamed to say na§tee out loud, on the phone. that would be totally n3rdy.

i think you got her and my numbers mixed up and associated the wrong text message (mine) with hers when you replied.

how hilarious! i've totally lived out my internet fantasies! and i thought it was a total MI5 job! lolz. my boss thinks i'm crazy.

nice talking to you both! hahahah.

but that hacking thing still stands, yo. you can totally do it. i'm just grateful no-one here did!

[trailerprincess]

Claire + Notorious + me as rabid dog = BEST MESSED UP CONVERSATION ever

(y)

[Freebasser]

Who is up to bat first.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well whaddya know? The Di-Dawg.

[Bob]

no the holocaust was not a hoax

[Freebasser]

That's what they wanted you to think.

[milleson]

ME!

[Echewta]

I dont like it when people call that thing that babies have on their tummys when they cut it from their moms a "balloon knot." Thats pretty gross. Especialy when it gets all black and rots off. Which is funny because I was left with a perfectly smooth button. Why does nature do that? Some people have jacked up imperfect belly buttons yet mine is as precious as childs bike horn bulb?

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread is heading in the wrong direction. Who wants a balloon animal?
Can you do Robert Frost?

[milleson]

Where's my fucking balloon animal, cmute?

[SobaViolence]

Nelly Furtado isn't attractive, nor can she dance.

fact.

[milleson]

Thanks, man!

That was just what I needed. (y)

[Bob]

new topic!

women's suffrage: how bad?

[ET]

new topic!

women's suffrage: how bad?

they make me suffer in my pants. :o

[b-grrrlie]

I can make origami butterflies.

[Big Gus]

Change of subject...

Nuts - right now I'm eating a big bag of pistachios every 2 days...

They are trully the King among nuts. Whats your favourite? Peanut? Hazelnut? Pecan? Macacacacadamia? Brazil? Walnut?

Nuts are fucking incredible.

[kleptomaniac]

Give me some big, salty nuts, and I am a very happy man.

:eek:

[The Notorious LOL]

this post has some serious ADD. Someone starts a discussion and three posts later its derailed :cool:

[milleson]

this post has some serious ADD. Someone starts a discussion and three posts later its derailed :cool:

Wouldn't it be the thread that has the issue?

[ET]

I think we're talking ADHD here.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah something like that.

[Bob]

i though we were going for like a topic per page or something

[ET]

I think just wanting one topic over 3 posts is asking way too much.

Hey guys I farted. lol

[The Notorious LOL]

i though we were going for like a topic per page or something



well nothings set in stone. do you think that'd work better?

[Bob]

well nothings set in stone. do you think that'd work better?

i dunno, i think it's worth discussing for a page or two

[milleson]

I'd discuss Bruce Willis for a page or two.

[Big Gus]

Cant we talk about nuts some more?

[milleson]

Do they belong to Bruce Willis?

[Big Gus]

Well, mine are quite large, as far as I've found in my 30 odd years on the planet, larger than most. Though Bruce was in Die Hard and shit, making you think he must be packing a fair pair o' plums....

[milleson]

That was far more than I really wanted to know.

[zorra_chiflada]

i already did a thread like this. do you think you're better than me?

[The Notorious LOL]

yes.

[Documad]

I finally watched Oceans 12 the other night when it came on cable and I was doing a puzzle and didn't want to get up and find the remote.

Bruce Willis was in it. I don't believe that he and Julia Roberts are friends in real life. That was the most improbably part of the movie.

[zorra_chiflada]

yes.

well you're not

[Bob]

I finally watched Oceans 12 the other night when it came on cable and I was doing a puzzle and didn't want to get up and find the remote.

Bruce Willis was in it. I don't believe that he and Julia Roberts are friends in real life. That was the most improbably part of the movie.

this is kind of gay of me to admit but i like the part where the dude dances through the lasers

[Bob]

i also like Gladiator and Die Hard

[Randetica]

AIDS?

[Documad]

this is kind of gay of me to admit but i like the part where the dude dances through the lasers
I wondered whether it was an inside joke because of Zeta-Jones being most famous (in my mind) for the thing with lasers in that Sean Connery movie. :)

I loved Die Hard.

[HEIRESS]

I have stress induced heart-burn

I NEVER GET HEART BURN

jesus christ

[Bob]

I wondered whether it was an inside joke because of Zeta-Jones being most famous (in my mind) for the thing with lasers in that Sean Connery movie. :)

I loved Die Hard.

i never saw that movie in full (entrapment, i think? my old roommate was a huge sean connery fan, if connery was in a movie, chances are i've seen part of it)

die hard really is amazing though. it's like the perfect action movie. it's got everything you could ever possibly want in an action movie. it's got guns, it's got violence, it's got pain, it's got victory, it's got underdogs prevailing, you name it it's probably got it.

i seem to remember having that discussion with my connery-obsessed roommate, about it being the perfect action movie, and us agreeing about it

air force one ranked pretty highly too, though

[mikizee]

air force one??

really?? i only remember that movie because we all skipped high school when it came out and the megaplex had just opened, so it was the first time i went there. (30 cinemas!) well got drunk and i spent most of the movie either trying to feel my drunken gf's boobs or get in her pants, neither of which i succeeded at. the movie was ok.

[Documad]

Die Hard is a perfect movie period. Even the Beethovan music at the end.

I remember the first time I saw it was on HBO. I didn't see it at the theater because it was a Bruce Willis movie and as much as I liked Moonlighting, I didn't want to see Bruce in a movie.

It came on HBO one night when I meant to go out. I started watching casually, and ended up sitting on the carpet about three feet from the screen. And I never went out that night.

I love cops movies and mysteries more than any other kind of movie (except possibly documentaries) but the great ones are rare. You need a great bad guy for one thing. And the wisecracking eventually got old, but Bruce Willis' wisecracking was really fresh at the time.


Jaws is another perfect movies.


I think that very very few movies are perfect. There's always something I want to change.

[Bob]

well i mean

it's a well-seasoned harrison ford

as the president of the united states

murdering very foreign terrorists (including gary oldman!) with submachine guns

speaking such memorable lines as "GET OFF MY PLANE!"

seriously, how much better does it get

[mikizee]

well i mean

it's a well-seasoned harrison ford

as the president of the united states

murdering very foreign terrorists (including gary oldman!) with submachine guns

speaking such memorable lines as "GET OFF MY PLANE!"

seriously, how much better does it get

yeah, ok. i guess u got me there.

but a woman vice president???? HA! never gunna happen

[Documad]

yeah, Bob's wrong about Air Force One. Harrison Ford hasn't done it for me since the first Indiana Jones movie or the second Star Wars movie -- whichever came second.

He was kind of good in that movie where his wife was kidnapped in France but it wasn't even memorable enough for me to remember its name. It has one word in the title. The step mom from Eight is Enough is the wife. I could never win on Jeopardy. I know everything but I can't prove it.

[cosmo105]

my old best friend used to say "NOT ON MY PLANE" at random times. ahh, i miss her. oh wait, i don't.


doc, how'd you like that song?

[Bob]

Die Hard is a perfect movie period. Even the Beethovan music at the end.

I remember the first time I saw it was on HBO. I didn't see it at the theater because it was a Bruce Willis movie and as much as I liked Moonlighting, I didn't want to see Bruce in a movie.

It came on HBO one night when I meant to go out. I started watching casually, and ended up sitting on the carpet about three feet from the screen. And I never went out that night.

I love cops movies and mysteries more than any other kind of movie (except possibly documentaries) but the great ones are rare. You need a great bad guy for one thing. And the wisecracking eventually got old, but Bruce Willis' wisecracking was really fresh at the time.


Jaws is another perfect movies.


I think that very very few movies are perfect. There's always something I want to change.

oh yeah, hans gruber is a perfect villain

he's foreign, he's gaunt, he's ruthless, he's deceptive, he meets more than a few of the bad guy criteria

now that i think about it, gary oldman in air force one is extraordinarily gruber-esque

never realized until just now

[Bob]

yeah, Bob's wrong about Air Force One. Harrison Ford hasn't done it for me since the first Indiana Jones movie or the second Star Wars movie -- whichever came second.

He was kind of good in that movie where his wife was kidnapped in France but it wasn't even memorable enough for me to remember its name. It has one word in the title. The step mom from Eight is Enough is the wife. I could never win on Jeopardy. I know everything but I can't prove it.

well it's at least great for "GET OFF MY PLANE" surely

i dunno maybe it's rose-tinted goggles or something

[cosmo105]

<3gary oldman<3


especially as Zorg in the fifth element.

Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.

Zorg: *tosses hair* Ah know.

it's the southern accent that gets me. :o

[Lyman Zerga]

what if we reach 11 pages?

[Bob]

<3gary oldman<3


especially as Zorg in the fifth element.

Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.

Zorg: *tosses hair* Ah know.

it's the southern accent that gets me. :o

i haven't seen as much of gary oldman as i'd like

i've seen him in air force one, fifith element, the professional, and friends

but even just from those, i love the guy

[Documad]

doc, how'd you like that song?
Fabulous! It was so nice to have a new song. I can't believe I missed it. I can't believe there will be no more new songs.

[Documad]

i haven't seen as much of gary oldman as i'd like
Sid and Nancy!

Now, only one person agrees with me and she happens to be my best friend. Mr. Ebert would tell you that it's a great serious movie. I think it's hilarious. Plus the two leads are amazing as Sid and Nancy.

[cosmo105]

i haven't seen as much of gary oldman as i'd like

i've seen him in air force one, fifith element, the professional, and friends

but even just from those, i love the guy
he was commissioner gordon on batman begins! most people don't realize that at first because he's just that good of an actor. <3gary<3

[Documad]

I saw Entrapment with a bunch of male coworkers after a happy hour. They were highly appreciative of the Zeta-Jones scene with the lasers. So to me, that's my most vivid memory of her.

[cosmo105]

that scene is hilarious. the whole movie is so hilariously bad. it's actually painful to watch.

[Documad]

I saw just about every early Gary Oldman performance. I feel like I discovered him. I even saw the horrible one with the two guys and the dog. I liked Prick Up Your Ears at the time but what I really remember about it is that it made me realize that the British really had convicted people of being homosexuals. Or maybe that was the movie with the dog. Or maybe that was both movies.

I got mad when he started making the big American movies. He was good in JFK and some others though -- like Batman begins, I agree.

[Lyman Zerga]

BORING

[Documad]

I tend to go to happy hours with male coworkers. I tend to work with men and not with women.

I saw Bound (if that's the movie with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly?) with the same group of coworkers after drinking pitchers of beer. I selected it because it was a small crime movie. None of us knew that it would involve girl on girl action. They thanked me for selecting the movie. :p

[Bob]

i saw batman begins but i don't remember a ton about it

when i think of commissioner gordon, i think of the 70's batman movie, which basically means i think of adam west and burt ward, which essentially means i don't think about commissioner gordon at all, and i certainly don't think about gary oldman

boy i love that old batman movie

theatre of the absurd indeed mr. west

[ggirlballa]

reserve bids on ebay fuckin suck balls:mad:

[milleson]

I've never seen Die Hard.

Or any of his other movies, really.

Except Pulp Fiction and Sin City.

But I still think Bruce Willis = hotness.

[camo]

I like the flavour of cheese

[SobaViolence]

i wonder, from time to time, if cash does infact rule everything around me...

[milleson]

I was listening to my mp3 player just now and it took several songs for me to realize that grown up music had ended and I was listening to Raffi.

[b-grrrlie]

You gotta practise lady, you gotta practice. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25HUO6KFNY)

[camo]

c'mon more inane banter so we can get ten pages.

Has anyone ever used blu tak as a chewing gum substitute?

[Bitchamachacha]

Beuller?









Beuller?

[Drederick Tatum]

DENTAL PLAN!

[na§tee]

has anyone realised yet that this can never be a ten page post, only a ten page thread.

eh?

[The Notorious LOL]

:mad:

[na§tee]

I WIN I WIN I WIN AH WIN AH WWWIIIINNNNNNN!!!

[The Notorious LOL]

nope

[HEIRESS]

I fucked up a thread title today too!

[The Notorious LOL]

perhaps it was a thread secret and I had hoped no one realized!

[HEIRESS]

dude, did you get to participate in any "stuffing" today?

[The Notorious LOL]

are the quotations a euphamism for something else or are we talking the food product here?

[na§tee]

i wish i had some stuffing today :(

[The Notorious LOL]

I'll airmail some

[na§tee]

so what variety of stuffing do you have? is it organic?

[The Notorious LOL]

stuffs with meat product and vegetarian varieties. The vegetarian stuffing was better, I thought.

[HEIRESS]

you know what kinda bird Im talkin about man

[Bitchamachacha]

O-M-G I'm drunk and watching Amelie! SUBTITLES CONFUSE ME OUI!OUI!

I'LL STUFF NASTEE'S BIRD! OH YEAH!

[monkey]

i would like to be stuffed.

[ggirlballa]

so this dudes mom called my cell phone a few minutes ago, she's all "have u been calling my son?" i say "no my friend alysha used my phone to call your son" she says "oh ok just wondering" me "ok bye happy thanksgiving" "oh! thankyou sooomuch you toosweetie, theboys areoutrunning aroundsomewhere,finebyme, yaknow" me "um *akward laugh* yea well bye" then she goes "yea uhghfgrghurghghjahgjherghgjh bye now"

lady was so drunk i probally could smell her alcohol thru the phone

[ggirlballa]

so in about half an hour i'ma gain 2 pounds

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm eating leftover Tilapia and shrimp smothered in parmesan sauce, sauteed portobello mushrooms and cheddar mashed potatoes left over from my dinner at work.

Mmmmmmm...beer makes everything taste better. Even penis!

[Caribou]

It's quiet in the house because everyone's asleep and I'm sitting here with my headphones on, rocking out to some sweet sweet music and humming along. And even doing some chair dancing.
I love being awake at night. So much that I choose it above a proper 8 hour sleep, which means I'm a bit of a wreck at work, but I don't care because I'm hardcore. YEAH! I'm so fucking hardcore that I went to a party last friday night and my legs are still fucked from all the dancing (seriously, when I try to climb some stairs, I just sag through my legs. ouchie.) but I'm going to the same kind of party again this saturday and it's probably gonna kill me but WHO CARES HUH?!
There's gonna be vodka! Wahooo!

[ggirlballa]

i'm watching SNL from 1998 host Jennifer Love-Hewit, musical guest Beastie Boys, ohh ad-rock was very cute in the hospital sketch:o

funny episode btw

[kleptomaniac]

i'm watching SNL from 1998 host Jennifer Love-Hewit, musical guest Beastie Boys, ohh ad-rock was very cute in the hospital sketch:o

funny episode btw


hell yeah (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm still fucking livid because i made this kind of thread before. it's been done. where do you get off lampooning my ideas?

[milleson]

lampooning, eh

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm always livid though

[Randetica]

has anyone realised yet that this can never be a ten page post, only a ten page thread.

eh?


it annoys the fucking hell out of me anytime i read the thread title

im gonna report it to the admins

[ggirlballa]

it annoys the fucking hell out of me anytime i read the thread title


same here

[milleson]

This thread seems to be failing.

[camo]

This thread seems to be failing.

dont let it!

[camo]

c'mon

[Caribou]

WHoaaaaaaah, we're half way theeeere.
Whoaaaaaaaaah.... etc.

[steve-onpoint]

DENTAL PLAN!

Lisa needs braces.

[befsquire]

bobby has started this new thing where every time i tease him or respond in a sarcastic manner, he asks me why i hate our troops. so far, my only response was "because they're stupid. they didn't go to college."

obviously i need help with my retorts. i can't kerry my way through this.

[Bob]

WHoaaaaaaah, we're half way theeeere.
Whoaaaaaaaaah.... etc.

TAKE MY HAND
WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm going to drink beer and watch football tonight.

This is going to be scary.


Kind of like this thread.

[The Notorious LOL]

it annoys the fucking hell out of me anytime i read the thread title




go fuck yourself


same here



go fuck yourself

[kleptomaniac]

^ she's only 13 dude

[The Notorious LOL]

Im pretty sure I was told to go fuck myself for saying stupid shit when I was 13. Didnt really phase me.

[kleptomaniac]

Im pretty sure I was told to go fuck myself for saying stupid shit when I was 13. Didnt really phase me.


it's a vicious cycle. :rolleyes:

[Dorothy Wood]

i can't kerry my way through this.


lol

[Lyman Zerga]

go fuck yourself


stop being an hurt assnut

i tried to make fun of the michael richards BIG DEAL thread title crap

[befsquire]

i pretty much miss seeing the name sarky devotchka.

[Lyman Zerga]

*feeds thread*

i finally found a bf on myspace

http://www.myspace.com/colbyo

:)

[Knuckles]

*feeds thread*

i finally found a bf on myspace

http://www.myspace.com/colbyo

:)



Do you think you could hook me up with one of these (http://www.cafepress.com/7997.11228011)?

[Lyman Zerga]

sure thing

you gave me the beard
i give you the 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric Full side and bottom gusset 22" reinforced self-fabric handles Machine washable Measures 15" x 18" x 6" LIFE RESCUE BAG