those match.com video adverts on my myspace homepage are annoying!

[b i o n i c]

dammit! and they keep showing more and more annoying chicks on it.

its like a regular ad window but instead of an image or some moving flash thing, its a window that looks like you're watching some chick on match.com check her mail. while im compelled to watch, they make me want to smash my laptop with a mallet...

there's this one girl, she took a lesson from rene zellewegger's book, constantly has this little pouty lips thing going where she keeps them open ever so slightly as to remind men of a vagina. it looks so deliberate. then there's the other chick who is all smiles and cutesies and reaches for a glass of water bigger than her head and takes about a teaspoon sized sip like she's a bird. come on, like these chicks really use match.com. these just arent realistic and seem like an insult to our intelligence.

but i will say, this is the first time i'm seeing video advertisements - very interesting

[Randetica]

*sympathy reply*

[b i o n i c]

someone posted something similar about the dating ads with the photoshopped boobies and all that. do they really think we're that dumb?

[Randetica]

atleast i didnt photoshop mine for you
and i hope your drooling was no photoshop

[b i o n i c]

i love them boobeys mah darlin, no doubt about it

[Randetica]

and i love the warm feel of your drool

feels like i am home
feels like i made it
feels warm
feels like i said that before

[b i o n i c]

erghgh its THIS girl! she's invaded my myspace page again.

how (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl10.jpg)

annoying (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl8.jpg)

is this (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl11.jpg)

fake ass (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl7.jpg)

pouty face (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl5.jpg)

she makes (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl3.jpg)

like she wants to (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl.jpg)

be rene zelwegger (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirl2.jpg)?


shes pretty with a normal smile (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/matchgirlnormal.jpg) on her


lol at myself

[Dorothy Wood]

those ads must know I'm a girl because they only show me the ones with dudes.

[Freebasser]

^ Ohhhh! So that's why I keep seeing adverts for that animal shelter!

[Loppfessor]

Yeah that shit cracks me up every time I log off like I'm supposed to be like "Oh man look at that hottie just sitting there waiting for me!! I better register now" I feel sad for the idiots that don't realize it's a video playing and not some sort of live feed

[Freebasser]

Wait... it's not? :(

[Dorothy Wood]

beastiality

[b i o n i c]

what do they have the dudes doing in the female target ones? sorting out their wallets while they check email? putting toilette seats down whilst IMing?

[Dorothy Wood]

no, I think they have a dude taking off his shirt or something.

[jabumbo]

i always get the one that says "ready to tackle love? we've got your teammate" and it shows a girl with half a shirt, a football, and taped up ankles. because we all know what gets me riled up

[b i o n i c]

dudes tuning their guitars and shit

[jabumbo]

dudes tuning their guitars and shit


what kind of pickup lines do you use when you're out?

[b i o n i c]

pick up lines are so 2006. try some put downs intstead

[Bitchamachacha]

those ads must know I'm a girl because they only show me the ones with dudes.


Gah!

And the guy with the puppy..oh, man.

&^$#!!!



*I haven't been laid in over a month. Give me a break, k?

[Randetica]

aww no one loves me not even those ads do

never saw it probably cause im using a pop up blocker thats so merciless it would kill your mother or cause no one loves me :(