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tae the celtic, hardeharharhar!
that wasnt a hand ball!
Big Gus
11-21-2006, 04:21 PM
Are you a Tim o' Teh??
TIMOTEI!!! HAH!
yeah I enjoyed it the first 80 minutes were pretty balls though! Good result. the only time I support the Old Firm is on European nights - especially agaisnt the English... ;)
lawl i'm Tim, the Tim!
That is actually my name, how funny.
what's even funnier but is how many people think it's original to call me that :rolleyes:
the highlight was when the man u fella thought he was offside and just stopped at a near-open goal, bwahaha!
scottish league is pish but, absolutley nothing in it. I'm all up on serie A on eurosport
Planetary
11-21-2006, 04:23 PM
fuck you all. dont get me wrong im not a united fan, i just hate you all.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 04:24 PM
Get tae fuck.
i'll hand ball you in a minute mate
Big Gus
11-21-2006, 04:31 PM
Yeah that penalty decision was shite - it wasnt like a blatent hand ball - more "ball to hand defending face".
The free kick to win it was sublime. That Nakamura can do fuck all the whole game but when you got that sort of dead-ball skill in you... Fair play.
TimTehTim. Thats class.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 04:33 PM
"ball to hand defending face".
It isn't ball to hand when you're putting your hands up in front of your face.
Big Gus
11-21-2006, 04:36 PM
The fuck? Of course it is if the ball is being fired at high speed at your face and you arent looking at the ball at the time either...
Whatever it "was" a penalty... Justice was done though.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 04:38 PM
Ball to hand is when it hits your hand when in the natural course of play i.e. when it bounces against your arm when it's by your side while running.
By putting your hands in front of your face you are blocking the flight of the ball - handball. You're supposed to duck out of the way if you know it's going for your head and you think it's going to hurt.
it's just a human reaction, in a split second you'd be more likely to cover you head with your hands than to go "oh, i'll put my head out in front of this ball going a bit fast and concuss myself!"
TimTehTim, haha!
"Nakamura has a foot that could open a tin of beans!"
Planetary
11-21-2006, 04:40 PM
it was handball. his hands werent completely covering his face eiver way.
it's still a natural reaction though, i reckon.
Planetary
11-21-2006, 04:47 PM
maybe so. i've only seen it from the side so far but it looked dodgy from there.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 04:53 PM
He jumped up into and toward the flight of the ball, so don't give me that shit about protecting himself.
Lex Diamonds
11-21-2006, 04:54 PM
Basically Louis Saha played shit tonight and lost us the match. We should have played O'Shea instead of Carrick (who played balls), and Ferguson should have subbed Saha for Solskjaer as soon as he fucked up that easy chance.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 04:55 PM
Solskjaer's injured and wasn't on't bench.
Big Gus
11-21-2006, 04:59 PM
Ball to hand is when it hits your hand when in the natural course of play i.e. when it bounces against your arm when it's by your side while running.
Handball is when you "control" the ball with your hand in some way - in the example you are using it's more likely a ref would blow for handball is the ball did take a funny bounce and you controlled the ball with your hand.
Ball to hand is when a ball is forcibly kicked and it bounces off your hand, while defending yourself.
Dont really matter the penalty was well saved.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 05:01 PM
Moving your hands in front of your face is a deliberate action. You're using your hands to stop the ball from hitting you. If you have time to react by throwing your arms in front of your face, then you have time to get out of the way or turn your face away from the ball.
Lex Diamonds
11-21-2006, 05:05 PM
Solskjaer's injured and wasn't on't bench.
Smith then. He's hungry for goals and he needs some play before he'll really find form anyway. The fact is once Saha missed that first chance he got the yips and didn't look like scoring for the rest of the match.
either way, you dwindled your only real chance of scoring :p
It is a natural reaction to cover your face. next time somebody pretends to toss you something, lets see if you move out of the way or flinch on the spot. duh.
venusvenus123
11-21-2006, 05:10 PM
wow, i'm the only girl in this thread.
"get tae fuck!"
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 05:10 PM
Handballs: for the purposes of a handball, the hand runs from the shoulder to the end of the fingers. However, it is not a handball simply because the ball strikes "the hand." Referees have a simple saying to describe the difference. Is it "hand to ball" or is it "ball to hand?" If the ball strikes "the hand", it is not a handball. For instance, if a ball is kicked, bounces and strikes the arm of a player who is running away from the ball, no handball has occurred. However, in the same situation if the player turns around, sees the ball and extends the arm to stop it, a handball has occurred.
It may be harsh but them's the rules.
I wasn't really arguing with the rules as much as i was saying it could just as easily be a natural reaction in some cases.
Freebasser
11-21-2006, 05:16 PM
I just used to let the ball hit me in the face when I was a kid.
Might explain a lot that, actually :/
i have a dent in my forehead from my wonderful childhood. Not visible but you can feel it in the bone, pretty well defined. you know that phase where you're convinced that you, too, can break wood with your head?
yeeah.
icy manipulator
11-21-2006, 10:57 PM
COME ON BENFICA FOR MATCHDAY 6!!! :cool:
Randetica
11-22-2006, 12:15 AM
more pussy
icy manipulator
11-22-2006, 07:48 AM
did man u play a 2nd rate team coz of their game with Chelsea on sunday?
Freebasser
11-22-2006, 08:36 AM
No, they played a full strength squad.
And please don't say "man u"; Say "Man Utd" if you're going to shorten it (y)
tae the celtic, hardeharharhar!
that wasnt a hand ball!
and that wasn't a team worthy of the champions league
Lex Diamonds
11-22-2006, 12:12 PM
COME ON BENFICA FOR MATCHDAY 6!!! :cool:
Damn right we're gonna come on them. It's gonna be like sporting bukkake!
na§tee
11-23-2006, 03:52 AM
my boyfriend got to go to the match. great seats too. and on the radio the night before people were bidding about £1,500 for a ticket (but with hospitality) craziness! he was right near the corner and could have assassinated ronaldo.. if he wanted to.
the game was pretty boring during the start but of course piped up towards the end. i was watching it at a flat really close to celtic park with the girlfriend of the guy who gave ranald the spare ticket and you could hear all the cheering and singing and what not. was cool!
i was more interested in learning the songs:
nakamuraaaa - he eats chow mein (um, isn't that chinese?), he votes sinn fein!
he's big, he's strong, his name is very long jan vegenoooooor of hesilink!
haha.
Planetary
11-23-2006, 05:14 AM
my boyfriend got to go to the match. great seats too. and on the radio the night before people were bidding about £1,500 for a ticket (but with hospitality) craziness! he was right near the corner and could have assassinated ronaldo.. if he wanted to.
the game was pretty boring during the start but of course piped up towards the end. i was watching it at a flat really close to celtic park with the girlfriend of the guy who gave ranald the spare ticket and you could hear all the cheering and singing and what not. was cool!
i was more interested in learning the songs:
nakamuraaaa - he eats chow mein (um, isn't that chinese?), he votes sinn fein!
he's big, he's strong, his name is very long jan vegenoooooor of hesilink!
haha.
that's heselink! i think
na§tee
11-23-2006, 05:31 AM
oh really? who cares. they sound the same. it was that way when i googled it.
what a fantastically extravagant name that is though! superb.
Freebasser
11-23-2006, 08:23 AM
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
Otis Driftwood
11-23-2006, 08:30 AM
that's heselink! i think
And Venegoor. Whatever, that's a funny chant...
icy manipulator
11-23-2006, 08:37 AM
i'm gonna laugh so hard if barcelona dont make it out of the group stage
Lex Diamonds
11-23-2006, 08:48 AM
Van-Per-sie
When a girl says no
MOLEST HER!
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