Worst case of Blue Balls I've ever had in my life.

[skra75]

sweet holy crap I'm in immense fucking pain right now ouch ouch ouch like the worst pain I've ever felt feels like I was kicked in the fucking crotch like fucking 20 times ouch ouch ouch. this fucking taking it slow horseshit is for the fucking birds. (n) (n)

[QueenAdrock]

So what exactly causes blue balls? I mean, what happened exactly? I'd like to know mentally and physically cuz I still don't really get it.

[Ason Unique]

sweet holy crap I'm in immense fucking pain right now ouch ouch ouch like the worst pain I've ever felt feels like I was kicked in the fucking crotch like fucking 20 times ouch ouch ouch. this fucking taking it slow horseshit is for the fucking birds. (n) (n)
You only have to take it slow with her. Get used to saying "It's Mine! I'll clean it as hard and fast as I want!"

[Ason Unique]

So what exactly causes blue balls? I mean, what happened exactly? I'd like to know mentally and physically cuz I still don't really get it.
If they get bad enough, you don't want to sneeze nahumsayin?

[QueenAdrock]

Well I get that they hurt like hell, though I haven't been around any boys who have had them. Or if they have, they were polite and didn't tell me I was a cocktease. But either way, what happens to make it hurt so bad??

[skra75]

i was making out with my part time gf and things never advanced blah blah had to leave on car ride home I made a few phone calls then my business began to hurt ouch ouch ouch. i think what causes it is excessive fluid that never was released and had no where to go so it gets stuck in the vasdeferens I don't fucking know it fucking hurts ouch ouch ouch

[skra75]

If they get bad enough, you don't want to sneeze nahumsayin?

oh jesus that is exactly what has happened ouch ouch ouch

[adam_f]

I thought we were talking about a game, maybe like Hungry Hungry Hippos. I guess Blue Balls would be an odd name for a child's game.

[Randetica]

*hugs balls* :confused:


poor boy :(:( sorry..
hope the pain stops NOW

[QueenAdrock]

So would jerking off help? Or once it's there it just stays or what?

[Ason Unique]

So would jerking off help? Or once it's there it just stays or what?
It should help.

I don't know what's funnier; the unsuspecting female whose ideals about him he murders by having a sly tug, or the people on the internet suggesting masturbation to a (relative) stranger.

[Bob]

would you believe i've been blueballed before?

still spent the night with her though

that was awkward

and kinda hot

literally

[skra75]

omgz I just tried and it won't work holy fuck i hope i don't have to go to the fucking hospital fuck that would be embarrasing ouch ouch ouch

[Bob]

So would jerking off help? Or once it's there it just stays or what?

that's what i did

i actually had to excuse myself from the room to do it but hey, it worked

[jackrock]

*karate chop!*



Feel better, buddy.

[Rock]

would you believe i've been blueballed before?
same here, cause they always put out.

but seriously....i've never had them. I always thought they were just an urban myth.

[Ason Unique]

They don't turn blue, it's a figure of speech, isn't it?

[Bob]

They don't turn blue, it's a figure of speech, isn't it?

i was using it as a figure of speech, they didn't turn blue

it was just the quickest, strongest solo session of my life was all

[Ason Unique]

For the fun of it, I once cried out "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!" as loud as possible at the point of fulfilment. Like, really loudly. Easy to do with Blue Balls, though.

[mikizee]

ive had it a couple of times, esp in high school when all your girlfriend wants to do is kiss for 3 hours, but nothing more. that pretty much guarantees a cvase of blue balls. rub one out, then it goes away. (slowly)

i was once reading my sister's cosmo mag where someone wrote in to the advice line and said something like 'my boyfriend tells me his balls really hurt if all we do is kiss but nothing more. can this actually happen?'

and the editor/whoever wrote back 'no, its just an urban myth, hes just saying that so he can get laid!! dont believe a word he says!!'

to which i got really angry, fuckin chick mags, all they seem to do is give out bad advice

i no longer read cosmo

[QueenAdrock]

or the people on the internet suggesting masturbation to a (relative) stranger.

It's the solution to everything and you know it. :mad:

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

It's quite real. (http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVarticle.asp?ID=27806&pid=1480)

"Acute Testicular Congestion"

[HEIRESS]

girls get "blue walls"

Id say my walls are a nice shade of beige right about now though

:/

[TurdBerglar]

brick crotch!

[HEIRESS]

are you talkin to me, or are you chewing on a brick!


haha my sig totally goes with the theme of this thread even if the lyrics werent written with such an intention

[TurdBerglar]

can i paint your beige walls white?

[HEIRESS]

hah, like you can afford the primer!

[TurdBerglar]

oh shit

[Bob]

HEIRESS can i have sex with you

[HEIRESS]

I tried getting setting up some "since Ill be in your neighborhood..." action for the weekend tonight via phone and got my heart re-re-re-re-re-re-crushed, so I dont think I'd be worth your time apparently Bob.

[Bob]

you'd be surprised how little my time is worth

[HEIRESS]

you'd be surprised how little my feelings matter to certain people

oh fuck, I hate it when all the funny is sucked from my being by crying
fucking
hate
it

[Bob]

if it's any comfort i think your crying is hilarious

[HEIRESS]

thanks, bob.

[mikizee]

chin up.









god, what a stupid thing to say.

[Bob]

well it's attention ok

wish i had some attention

[Lyman Zerga]

i wonder if skra has still the extra pair of mozart balls i sent him
probably not..the filling was too good

poor baby-o
hope he feels a bit better right now

[Lyman Zerga]

chin up.


my nuts on your chin!

[b i o n i c]

MY nuts on YOUR chin

[Lyman Zerga]

MY nuts on YOUR chin

[beastieangel01]

* beastieangel01 slaps Lyman Zerga around a bit with a large trout


ah, memories.


i no longer read cosmo

lol

also, blue walls. I like that. I mean I don't like when it happens but yeah. I know exactly how that feels. It's not so fun.

[cookiepuss]

hummm...your part-time lover needs to learn how to give a hand job. don't roll your eyes. if you don't like hand jobs it's because you've never had a good one. I've changed quite a few fellas opinions about hand jobs.

[cookiepuss]

* beastieangel01 slaps Lyman Zerga around a bit with a large trout


hahahaa. fucking SIMs nerd!!!!!!!!(y)

[mikizee]

hummm...your part-time lover needs to learn how to give a hand job. don't roll your eyes. if you don't like hand jobs it's because you've never had a good one. I've changed quite a few fellas opinions about hand jobs.

what kinda guy wouldnt like a handjob??

a crazy one, thats what!

p.s. i love handjobs and anything got to do with stimulation of my penis

[Lyman Zerga]

* beastieangel01 slaps Lyman Zerga around a bit with a large trout


ah, memories


thanks darling! :)
i couldnt live one more day without your warm and soft large cow tongue trout (y)

[Knuckles]

hummm...your part-time lover needs to learn how to give a hand job. don't roll your eyes. if you don't like hand jobs it's because you've never had a good one. I've changed quite a few fellas opinions about hand jobs.
How about foot jobs? You any good at those?