the city is swarming with poms for The Ashes

[icy manipulator]

the Barmy Army has arrived to see us aussies take back what's rightfully ours. First test starts tomorow at the Gabba i'll be there! well, working there.

Seriously tho, i cant believe how many poms were in the city tonight. there was at half a dozen bars with english and australian flags everywhere. I speculate there'll be about 5-10000 englishmen at the Gabba tomorow

should be a great summer of cricket tho. England may have the rugby world cup and the ashes, but this summer the ashes are coming back down under. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OI OI OI!!!

[Gareth]

england will not retain the ashes.

[Ason Unique]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OI OI OI!!!
I had some skinhead associates when I was younger, and they told me that this is one of their chants. Different words, mind.

Should be good cricket. I love summers of cricket.

[Pres Zount]

england will not retain the ashes.
So says Gareth-bot 5000

[Ason Unique]

I think losing to the English always makes Australia try a lot harder, no matter the code. I wouldn't like to call it either way, but twas funny as fuck seeing Shane Warne in the last series mouthing to Ponting "This is fucked. They know we can't win" while the crowd went bonkers in the dying moments.

[Pres Zount]

We grew here, England flew here.

[Freebasser]

Flash cricket is annoyingly addictive.

[Ason Unique]

We grew here, England flew here.
You mean the home ground advantage?

[Lex Diamonds]

We grew here, England flew here.
Actually we shipped you there cuz we didn't want you smelly convicts stinking up our country.

[Planetary]

lol

[Ason Unique]

Actually we shipped you there cuz we didn't want you smelly convicts stinking up our country.
When I went there it still smelled bad.:(

[zorra_chiflada]

lol australians

[Ason Unique]

lol australians
I know!

[Gareth]

So says Gareth-bot 5000

indeed.

for real though, losing michael vaughn is a big loss...i was gonna say it would be like nz losing stephen fleming, but england has better players than us.
wouldnt mind seeing old harmison and flintoff on them hard and fast aussie pitches though.
i hope they take someones head off, namely adam gilchrist.

ps tri series will be good this year - england vs the colonies
hopefully bond-eye will be fit.

[Gareth]

346/3
as much as i HATE ricky ponting, he's probably one of the best batsmen right now and has been for the last few years.

[icy manipulator]

it was pretty sweet working at the Gabba today, and now i know how to get in for free so i'm gonna hit it up on saturday and sunday. The Barmy Army were out in force, and bloody hell they like saying gov'na alot!

[icy manipulator]

600 runs you pommy gits!

[camo]

I never really got into cricket. Never saw what the fuss was about!

How and when does cricket get exciting?

[na§tee]

and bloody hell they like saying gov'na alot!
are you serious? i highly, highly doubt this. i've never heard anyone say guvnah in my life apart from maybe on the telly during eastenders as a pisstake, and even then the type of people who would say it would certainly not be able to afford a plane ticket to oz.

[Gareth]

fucks sake england, i want you guys to win!
that second innings was weaksauce
70 odd off 114 balls with 8 wickets in hand...
*shakes head*

[Drederick Tatum]

now that's how you collapse. well done, England.

[hitmonlee]

fucking ashes every day all i hear is ashes this ashes that, all my male friends go into hibernation and randomly sms me things like caaaarn aussies and i don't care

and i'm really pissed off about daylight savings. grumpy. (n)

[icy manipulator]

are you serious? i highly, highly doubt this. i've never heard anyone say guvnah in my life apart from maybe on the telly during eastenders as a pisstake, and even then the type of people who would say it would certainly not be able to afford a plane ticket to oz.
when i went into the city when the ashes was on a guy yelled out to me "shine ya shoes guvnah!" and whilst i was in the book store i heard poms yell out guvnah about 3 times. so i assumed u all said it

[Tzar]

after today's game, i'm wishing for WACA tickets.... i don't think there's any left? (n)

[mikizee]

god damn it.

the odds this morning with centrebet or someone else had a draw at $1.02.
aussies winning at 31/1.
poms winning at 40 something to 1.

imagine if u had even just 50 bucks on aussie winning this morning....
crap damn poo funky butt lovig cock sucking semen gurgling damn shits bugger

[icy manipulator]

so did the aussies win in the end? i was at work :mad:

[mikizee]

yeah man, a miraculous win. the poms had a major batting collapse, and we came out and smacked around a few and won by 6 wickets and everyone was really, really, really happy. there are a lot of pissed tards in adelaide tonight.

[icy manipulator]

wicked. yeah it would've been sweet to drop some money on the aussies winnings. it reminds of when those 2 guys dropped $20000 on australia to win against south africa to win $200 when we broke the world record for runs, only to have south africa break it again 3 hours later. poor mother fuckers

[mikizee]

wicked. yeah it would've been sweet to drop some money on the aussies winnings. it reminds of when those 2 guys dropped $20000 on australia to win against south africa to win $200 when we broke the world record for runs, only to have south africa break it again 3 hours later. poor mother fuckers

bugger

[Pres Zount]

England is forced to concede territory in australia, and are pushed back to Sri Lanka to re-enforce. Soon the invasion of the Mother Country will begin.

Let the blood run in the streets, and may Ricky Ponting annihilate every man woman and child until we get to hold onto the ashes.

[Gareth]

maybe its time to send all YOUR convicts to to them

[Gareth]

MONTY

[Tzar]

he tore us a new one, fo sho, and i think every australian out there knew he was going to. good on him, i say. it's the biggest "yeah, fuck you, look what i just did.." to his coach/captain ever.

still plenty of time to go.

[Tzar]

hahahahaha

[icy manipulator]

bloody trashing. gilchrist ended up 1 ball too many for breaking the fastest century in test match cricket

[Gareth]

i HATE gilchrist

[Tzar]

i HATE gilchrist
:D it's so good to see him hit a score like that. his game needs it.

how good is hussey though. average is 90+ - yes it's early days. but for a bloke who's played so little test matches; you'd expect him to fumble by now.

[rirv]

This series is making me sad.
I like some of the aussie players - Warne, Lee and McGrath
But Ponting and Gilchrist - I hate them just by the way they look. Especially Ponting and his fucking little eyes and his chin stroking.

[icy manipulator]

bye bye barmy army. you can all go back to pomgolia now. if Mcgrath didn't get those 2 wickets at the end of yesterday it could've resulted in a really close match

[icy manipulator]

4 - 0

bloody hell, can you pommy gits put at least some sort of effort into the game? only a 3 day test match. i'm getting bored