THE PADSTER APPRECIATION THREAD

[Lex Diamonds]

He is the shit! Three cheers for Padster! :)(y)

[icy manipulator]

never heard of him

[Lex Diamonds]

he gd chek him out evry 1 his post r witty n artcul8

[icy manipulator]

CHAV!

[cookiepuss]

what are you Paris Hilton? you don't make an appriciation thread for yourself, Narsisis.

[Planetary]

what're you a pair of curtains?

[dirtydan11]

the padster is always sporting a pad

[Lyman Zerga]

I WANT YOUR SEX

[Ason Unique]

I WANT YOUR SEX
Damn, just too funky for me.

[Knuckles]

I WANT YOUR SEX
No, he looks like the other guy from WHAM! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/wham.jpg)

[Lyman Zerga]

oh you mean george michael

[ggirlballa]

padster reminds me of somebody, i've never seen a pic of him, but for some reason he reminds me of somebody (http://www.ticketsdir.com/pics/eminem.jpg)

[Lyman Zerga]

http://www.doingsomething.com/sureshots/


there must be something wrong
i love padster but i hate eminem

padster say youre not eminem!!!

[ggirlballa]

http://www.doingsomething.com/sureshots/


there must be something wrong
i love padster but i hate eminem

padster say youre not eminem!!!

thats a cool link

wtf? eminem is cool, or was cool.

[Lyman Zerga]

that right, i killed him
but does that mean i killed padster too?

[ggirlballa]

that right, i killed him
but does that mean i killed padster too?

:eek: you killed padster's hero/idol :eek:

[Otis Driftwood]

I apprecipate Paddy Daddy's humbleness and modesty!(y)

[Lyman Zerga]

:eek: you killed padster's hero/idol :eek:


yes i killed billy!!!!!!!!!!!111


europeans want padsthurr, americans want to be like padsthurr

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, that Padster is some guy. (y)

[icy manipulator]

well, he does have a fucking great name irl (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

Padster is fat!

[Lex Diamonds]

In the trouser department! LOL!

[DipDipDive]

I find him to be the most irritating and unoriginal person on this board.

[Randetica]

no way!

hah i showed you

[Lex Diamonds]

Those were the good old days, when times were simpler and Padster was king.

[Planetary]

and elbows were elbows, knees were knees...hairy upper lips were hairy upper lips...

[roosta]

Those were the good old days, when times were simpler and Padster was king.

we live in dark times.

[Otis Driftwood]

I 'ciate on you. Are you happy now?
How are you doing at the moment?

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm alright. My German teacher took me out of the lesson the other day to ask if my coursework was all my own work, I had to lie right to her face, haha. Thanks again homes. (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) Haha, great. Still heartbroken or back macking it up?

[Lex Diamonds]

Y'all be fronting... me give my heart to a woman?

Shit dawg you know me, I'll be forever macking.

[paul jones]

Padster's got lovely tits(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS JELLY

[Brother McDuff]

Y'all be fronting... me give my heart to a woman?



i knew you were a cobb-nobbler.

[Lex Diamonds]

i knew you were a cobb-nobbler.
Cobb? (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/503228~Cobb-Posters.jpg)

[Freebasser]

I just saw Camo looking at this.

[camo]

Yeah I thought I'd seen one a while back and the MVP thread reminded me.

[Freebasser]

Did you have one hand down your pants?

[camo]

The pants are down already.

[Freebasser]

What colour?

[Kid Presentable]

Goose down?

[camo]

Meercat fur. Genuine

[Guy Incognito]

Goose down?

i kick my goose down i put my goose down..

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I thought I'd seen one a while back and the MVP thread reminded me.
Go ahead and envy me, I'm BBMBMVP. And I aint going nowhere so you can get to know me.

[ggirlballa]

i'll admit i would read threads by THA padster cuz they were almost always garanteed to be funny

so there!!!

[Kid Presentable]

If padster played guitar he'd be jimmy page, his threads are all the rage with the underaged

[roosta]

did you bum him? :confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

My bum is exit-only, son.

She did rim me though. (y)

[Guy Incognito]

My bum is exit-only, son.



yes it is - thats where all his words come out:p

[Lyman Zerga]

LOL!!1

[Lyman Zerga]

hey baby paddys should be in bed by now!

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey stupid sluts should lick my meat by now.

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah but get in das bed first!

[Lex Diamonds]

Bitch please, bed is literally the most boring place you could have sex. It's all about the kitchen-gash. Now get down on those tiles!

[Lyman Zerga]

Bitch please, bed is literally the most boring place you could have sex. It's all about the kitchen-gash. Now get down on those tiles!

you are kind enough to let me sleep on your kitchen floor so when i say bed i mean kitchen floor

let me eat out of my dogbowl before and then we can start

[paul jones]

Paddy and Ronnie
Drinkin London dry
Russian waitress
catches Ronnie's eye
Padster likes her a lot
but has to go for a piss
when he comes back
Ronnie and the waitress have diss
appeared
Paddy's unclear
as to where
Ronnies gone with her
He was hopin to get in
but now his minds in a spin
so he goes home and crashes
in the morning he catches
the train to the bar
they can't have got far
but the boss says she's quit
and soon paddy has a fit
when he reads the news
about Ronnie's plan
took her off to the land
of Ireland
Paddy's mind turns to violence
makes a bonfire in silence
that waitress broke their alliance
now he burns all his collection
of Rolling Stones cd's
cos they give him the hee bee jeebees
gonna plan an attack
when Ronnie gets back
for stealin his dream
of Russian pussy
waitress so fit
just didn't quite get it
cos the Ronnie Wood's an old git

[funk63]

padsters pretty kool

[Guy Incognito]

i will say that despite all the crap he gets on here, however deserved it is, padster can never be accused of "taking his ball home" and always comes back with some smart arsed remark. That is a compliment, sort of.

[taquitos]

Paddy and Ronnie
Drinkin London dry
Russian waitress
catches Ronnie's eye
Padster likes her a lot
but has to go for a piss
when he comes back
Ronnie and the waitress have diss
appeared
Paddy's unclear
as to where
Ronnies gone with her
He was hopin to get in
but now his minds in a spin
so he goes home and crashes
in the morning he catches
the train to the bar
they can't have got far
but the boss says she's quit
and soon paddy has a fit
when he reads the news
about Ronnie's plan
took her off to the land
of Ireland
Paddy's mind turns to violence
makes a bonfire in silence
that waitress broke their alliance
now he burns all his collection
of Rolling Stones cd's
cos they give him the hee bee jeebees
gonna plan an attack
when Ronnie gets back
for stealin his dream
of Russian pussy
waitress so fit
just didn't quite get it
cos the Ronnie Wood's an old git

(y)(y)well played

[Lex Diamonds]

(y)(y)well played
Indeed, sick rhyming. PJ is my boy.

LONDON STAND UP TALL!