Will one of you temoprarily hire me?

[ericlee]

I'll wash your clothes, do your dishes, clean your rooms. I just need to get the hell out of this apartment and do something!

I was supposed to be working by this past Saturday but, they're still waiting on the results for my background check. I know I've got the job already, there's nothing pending for sure but I'm just tired of waiting.

I hadn't worked since Oct. 10th, mainly because I've had dozens of interviews and I was fishing for the best job and since this job is so good, it requires a very extensive background check. If I planned this as a vacation, I'd be loving it but I'm going nuts.

So, whatdoya say? I can spitshine boots real good too.

[The Notorious LOL]

sure but I can only pay you in cheese

[ericlee]

Fair deal, smoked horseradish cheese and I'll start with your garage.

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont have a garage. Lets say white cheddar and a fridge scrubbin.

[ericlee]

Ah ha! Take advantage of a guy who seems to be down on his luck by offering white cheddar? To scrub a fridge?

That kind of dirty work at least calls for Danish bleu cheese.

[The Notorious LOL]

white cheddar and some good crackers for the fridge. final offer.

[wanton wench]

do my dishes and i'll pay you in pie. pumpkin that is!

[ericlee]

Gee thanks guys, as if I'm not getting fat as it is sitting here doing nothing.:mad:

[wanton wench]

fine no pie for you. you get carrot sticks and water. then you can rake my yard and chop some wood. thats a bit of a work out.

[milleson]

Come mow my grass; I'll pay in beer.

[b i o n i c]

go on a walkabout! you're new to ny arentcha? there's lots to see

[b-grrrlie]

I would totally need some housekeeping help. Dishes, laundry, changing the sheets.... Also I still have some potatoes and Jewish artichokes lying in the ground at the allotment that I haven't dug up yet...
my fridge is also full of four kinds of cheese that I'd need to get rid off. And quite a lot of booze.
I really need to start loosing weight, and eating cheese ain't helping anywhere...

[ericlee]

go on a walkabout! you're new to ny arentcha? there's lots to see

yeah, i do take walks every now and then. My wife is taking ESL classes so I'm stuck at the house being bored and I'll venture out once and a while.

I just hate not working, that's all. I feel so unproductive lately.

b-grrrlie and milleson knows what's up though. Milleson, only if you have a riding lawn mower with a cup holder, I'll cut your grass.

I'll clean b-grrrlie's fridge too and I'll make good use of the excess beer and cheese. I won't touch those artichokes though, they may choke arti but they aint choking ericlee.

[steve-onpoint]

b i o n i c will , in fact, hire you.

[Lyman Zerga]

why? my mum does all those things for me..for free!