Freaky creepy crush...

[Caribou]

Ok, so there's this guy that I have a hizzuge crush on. Because he's awesomely awesome and he also gives me a boner by just looking at him.
Well, this was untill recently anyway.
Untill my mother saw a picture of him (not knowing I had a crush on him) and said 'Oh, that looks just like your father from 25 years ago'.
And then I looked at the pic, and then my dad walked by, overheard the convo and said 'hey yeah, he does doesn't he. lolz' and now I feel sick and confused.
This means 2 things:
1) I am even more like my mother than I already thought, as I obviously fancy the same type of guys.
2) I can no longer think about this cute guy, eventhough he's hot and awesome, because it would sort of mean I had the hots for my dad.

OMG, EWWWWWWW!!!!!

[b i o n i c]

dont most chicks like dudes that in some way remind them of dear old dad

[Freebasser]

You always fancy people who look like your guardians.

Tis nature.

[Caribou]

Yeah, but it's nasty.
Because I'd be thinking of this dude and the sex0rz and now I sort of automatically think about my dad.
And my dad + sex0rz = EWWWWW

[johntoefoot]

its fucking creepy that your a chik and you get a boner

[Caribou]

If you knew anything about female anatomy you'd know that this happens, though in miniature version.

Also strange: women have mini-knobs.

[Ason Unique]

You want to have sex with your father. At least someone does! *ba dum ching!*

[Lyman Zerga]

If you knew anything about female anatomy you'd know that this happens, though in miniature version.

Also strange: women have mini-knobs.


i have a big clit pearl

HEY WHO SAID THAT


i had quite a lot sex dreams with my dad and grandad :(

[Knuckles]

BEST THREAD OF THE WEEK!!!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Tis better than the Oedipal Complex!
Actually that's a part of psychoanalysis, Freud said that every man secretley wants to marry his mother, and same goes for girls (with thier fathers)
Alot of people are attracted to people who remind them of thier mother/father, but I know what your going through. I had this crush on this guy who reminded me of my grandpa, and when I realized he reminded me of my grandpa and it just.. freaked me out. So I kinda pushed it to the back of my mind because I thought it was gross. (n)

[Otis Driftwood]

You're parents are pwning you. They can see through you like glass. That's more scary. Run away for at least three months and see if they pull that shit again!!

[befsquire]

that's hilarious.

and i agree with knuckles. this thread is fantastic.