Who is the Funniest member of BBMB?

[camo]

and why?

[icy manipulator]

the constant bitching between padster and planetary always cracks me up

[Lex Diamonds]

He bitches, I pimp.

[trailerprincess]

Otis Driftwood comes out with some random stuff which does make me laugh, because I appreciate randomness.

And cmute - because his smooth way with the ladies is vastly entertaining

[na§tee]

i am fucking hilarious.

et makes me laff :o

[icy manipulator]

He bitches, I pimp.
he takes it in the ass and you give it?

[camo]

cmute's funny. I'll say that.

Lopp too

[Otis Driftwood]

Otis Driftwood comes out with some random stuff which does make me laugh, because I appreciate randomness.

And Cmute - because his smooth way with the ladies is vastly entertaining
Thanks! :p I must now research Cmute's smoothness. Is he not a chick? He offered me sex once. But abcdefz avatar and esp. bionics avatar are enough to kill me sometimes.

[icy manipulator]

i am fucking hilarious.

et makes me laff :o
you're getting hilarious confused with hawwwwwwtttt ;)

[Planetary]

he takes it in the ass and you give it?

what the fuck are you on about? your bacardi breezers are getting cold, shitface.

[icy manipulator]

what the fuck are you on about? your bacardi breezers are getting cold, shitface.
hey if you guys like to bum each other in your own time that's cool. no one's judging you

edit: hahaha, typical pom, liking his lager hot

[Planetary]

hey if you guys like to bum each other in your own time that's cool. no one's judging you

yeah wel we're judging you for your bitch-drinks, bitch.

[icy manipulator]

yeah wel we're judging you for your bitch-drinks, bitch.
aint nothing wrong with black russians. go chuck your beer back in the oven

[Planetary]

aint nothing wrong with black russians. go chuck your beer back in the oven
shall i get your pie out while im there?

[icy manipulator]

shall i get your pie out while im there?
yah, bring some scones and tea along to the picnic too (y)

[Planetary]

yah, bring some scones and tea along to the picnic too (y)

scones and tea? ok but im bringing them in disposable bags, don't want you stealing anything valuable, convict.

[Lex Diamonds]

Just to clarify- no one in England likes warm lager.

And scones are straight GANGSTA, son.

[na§tee]

aww hey now, boys, this is silly.

don't get involved in ye olde british/australian racist argument. perhaps, let's settle this with a googlefight (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=icy+manipulator&word2=planetary).

um, woops! :cool:

[camo]

Just to clarify- no one in England likes warm lager.

And scones are straight GANGSTA, son.

I concur.

Not the scones though

[Otis Driftwood]

Googlefight? You have proven a point!

[icy manipulator]

i'll take a photo of this, on my way to work there's an add for a beer called Toohey's Super Cold with the catch phrase "it's a pom's worst nightmare"

but i guess that's the equivalent of an aussie eating bbq'ed shrimp. it's a running joke here that poms love a nice warm beer

[Planetary]

ahaha, i win by more than 18 million.

[Planetary]

i'll take a photo of this, on my way to work there's an add for a beer called Toohey's Super Cold with the catch phrase "it's a pom's worst nightmare"

but i guess that's the equivalent of an aussie eating bbq'ed shrimp. it's a running joke here that poms love a nice warm beer

yeah and it's probably the worst joke i've ever heard. those dead baby ones were funnier.

[icy manipulator]

aww hey now, boys, this is silly.

don't get involved in ye olde british/australian racist argument. perhaps, let's settle this with a googlefight (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=icy+manipulator&word2=planetary).

um, woops! :cool:
:mad: i was going to say you're not hot, instead you're beautiful. but now there's no chance of me being nice to you now :mad:

[camo]

i'll take a photo of this, on my way to work there's an add for a beer called Toohey's Super Cold with the catch phrase "it's a pom's worst nightmare"

but i guess that's the equivalent of an aussie eating bbq'ed shrimp. it's a running joke here that poms love a nice warm beer

ahhh file this under 'when racism is ok'!

Where on earth does it stem from?

I'd imagine that because it's constantly cold over here our beer would be too?

Oh, and not that i'm adding fuel to the fire (oh I suppose I am) that Tooheys stuff tastes like piss.

[na§tee]

:mad: i was going to say you're not hot, instead you're beautiful. but now there's no chance of me being nice to you now :mad:
oh hey now, that's not very cool. i was only trying to dilute the situation by making light of it. and obviously the word planetary is super more common than, uh, icy manipulator. it's not tapping into your individual qualities as human beings. it's googling you.

that's not nice that you're not being nice :(

p.s. i like cold beer.

[Otis Driftwood]

Icy Manipulator is a UNCOMMON, you should know that:rolleyes:

[Planetary]

:mad: i was going to say you're not hot, instead you're beautiful. but now there's no chance of me being nice to you now :mad:

just give her one of your lady drinks

[icy manipulator]

ahhh file this under 'when racism is ok'!

Where on earth does it stem from?

I'd imagine that because it's constantly cold over here are beer would be too?

Oh, and not that i'm adding fuel to the fire (oh I suppose I am) that Tooheys stuff tastes like piss.
hahaha, i dont care. i drink vodka anyway. but XXXX which is queensland beer is the worst thing i've ever had in my life. but Bundy Rum comes from queensland and it's bloody brilliant

[icy manipulator]

oh hey now, that's not very cool. i was only trying to dilute the situation by making light of it. and obviously the word planetary is super more common than, uh, icy manipulator. it's not tapping into your individual qualities as human beings. it's googling you.

that's not nice that you're not being nice :(

p.s. i like cold beer.
hmm, alright i forgive you. you still retain the status of Lovely Lass in my books :)

[Planetary]

oh hey now, that's not very cool. i was only trying to dilute the situation by making light of it. and obviously the word planetary is super more common than, uh, icy manipulator. it's not tapping into your individual qualities as human beings. it's googling you.

that's not nice that you're not being nice :(

p.s. i like cold beer.

plus icy molesterer is way more faggy

[icy manipulator]

Icy Manipulator is a UNCOMMON, you should know that:rolleyes:
:o i think you'll find it's a RARE. but then again it has been 6 years since i played:o

[jackrock]

Sinbad.

[Otis Driftwood]

:o i think you'll find it's a RARE. but then again it has been 6 years since i played:o
It was an uncommon up to unlimited and in Ice Age. But I think they "reprinted" it in some later edition, when the game already sucked sour frog ass.:mad:

[icy manipulator]

no one finds pom/aussie jokes racist yeah? saturday and sunday i guarantee i;ll be yelling shit at the barmy army, but i'll go have a drink with them afterwards. poms may have the ashes, rugby world cup and would prolly shit all over us in a football match, but at least we didn't lose to croatia :cool:

[camo]

no one finds pom/aussie jokes racist yeah? saturday and sunday i guarantee i;ll be yelling shit at the barmy army, but i'll go have a drink with them afterwards. poms may have the ashes, rugby world cup and would prolly shit all over us in a football match, but at least we didn't lose to croatia :cool:

didn't you beat us last time 3-1 in the footy? Or have we played since that terrible day?

[icy manipulator]

didn't you beat us last time 3-1 in the footy? Or have we played since that terrible day?
wait what? fuck, how long ago was that? england's line up shits all over ours, but for what players we have, we've got much better chemistry. after all, Cahill is our best player. Schwartzer can be bloody good when he's on fire, but he does some corrupting shit. when poofs like Noel Gallagher say we're useless and should stick to cricket and rugby that kind of shit pisses me off

[camo]

wait what? fuck, how long ago was that? england's line up shits all over ours, but for what players we have, we've got much better chemistry. after all, Cahill is our best player. Schwartzer can be bloody good when he's on fire, but he does some corrupting shit. when poofs like Noel Gallagher say we're useless and should stick to cricket and rugby that kind of shit pisses me off

about 2 years back! Fat boy viduka scored i think

[Planetary]

good old noel gallagher. no such thing as a unibrow like that in australia

[zorra_chiflada]

well this thread died in the ass

[TurdBerglar]

i only know like two people in this thread

[zorra_chiflada]

anyone who doesn't think i'm funny is a liar and an asshole

[adam_f]

Anyone who doesn't think I'm funny is in the majority. I'M LOOKING AT YOU AUSTRALIA!

[Kid Presentable]

Anyone who doesn't think I'm funny is in the majority. I'M LOOKING AT YOU AUSTRALIA!
haha

[HEIRESS]

this thread didnt make me laugh :(

[DipDipDive]

this thread didnt make me laugh :(

Me neither. :(

[ggirlballa]

anyone who doesn't think i'm funny is a liar and an asshole

i think you're funny

you & lyman zerga

[fucktopgirl]

Kid p did make me crack couples of times.

[DipDipDive]

I think Bob is real funny.

[jackrock]

Bob 'n Cmute.

[Bitchamachacha]

MY GOD WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THE FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER POST IN THE FREQUENT POSTS ARCHIVE! THIS THREAD HAS BEEN POSTED MORE THAN I'VE PEE'D TONIGHT AND I'VE PEE'D LOTS!

OKAY??

[Randetica]

gotta love popularity threads..


well some people make me lol and some dont

i mainly love black/childish/tastless/offending humor


sounds racist cause the word black stands right next to not too charming words but i wrote the word love before it so im excused

[QueenAdrock]

I vote for Bob. I enjoy his sense of humor. He doesn't try to be funny, he just is. And those are the best kinds of funny peoples. (y)

[Randetica]

seriously, bob is a genius ..it's no opinion, it's a fact!

[camo]

what happened with tthis thread!?!?! ha ha!

[Otis Driftwood]

Imagine browsing 990 pages of user list to check a funny poster

[Junker]

Bob, Otis, Rancid_Beasties, Queen, Turd.

Padster and Planetary arent funny at all.

[ET]

Funniest? I think everyone has their moments, actually. Some intentional and some not.

[Planetary]

Padster and Planetary arent funny at all.
fuck off, im well funny.

[befsquire]

bob, followed closely by echewta.

[zorra_chiflada]

adam f is pretty funny

[Dorothy Wood]

me! I made bob laugh once, and he makes the whole board laugh. incredible.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by zorra chiflada
adam f is pretty funny

I love Australians. Every last one of them.

[Junker]

fuck off, im well funny.

Ok, ok.

But Padster is not. You gotta agree with me on this one.

[Lyman Zerga]

he would never agree

planet is mr padster fanatic #1! his room is full of padster gangsta merchandise
and i kinda see why

[Planetary]

Ok, ok.

But Padster is not. You gotta agree with me on this one.

yeah i completely agree. poor kid is just trying to make an impression.

[Planetary]

he would never agree

planet is mr padster fanatic #1! his room is full of padster gangsta merchandise
and i kinda see why

i'm number 1? do the words 'inch me harder slutcake' mean anything to you? that's right, i remembered...

[Otis Driftwood]

I thought you wanted to bump nasties with your avatar? That's not funny, it's sad!

[fucktopgirl]

^ oh please, you head is on the verge of explosing...are you narcissist a bit ?

THis was for cmute! i am not fast enough..dammit!

[fucktopgirl]

^ hehe , me too , me too!

[Loppfessor]

In my eyes I'm the funniest but that's cus everything I post is funny to ME...but in reality I guess I'd vote for Cmute...that dude cracks me up

[Tone Capone]

Loppfessor is the funniest these days... and yes that is a biased opinion(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

yeah i completely agree. poor kid is just trying to make an impression.
Shut up dicklegs, before my FOOT makes an impression on your ASS.

[Junker]

Calm down little pad! This teen age will soon pass and I'm sure you'll get over this angry and this need to yell and swear. ;)

[Loppfessor]

Loppfessor is the funniest these days... and yes that is a biased opinion(y)


Oh man don't jinx me...you saw what happened to Dave Chappelle after he was voted funniest man in America....

[Lex Diamonds]

Calm down little pad! This teen age will soon pass and I'm sure you'll get over this angry and this need to yell and swear. ;)
Stop following me around the boards you retard.

[QueenAdrock]

Oh man don't jinx me...you saw what happened to Dave Chappelle after he was voted funniest man in America....

HE GOT A MOVIE DEAL!

[Loppfessor]

Fuck that noise...Hollywood is for sellouts

[ericlee]

There's just too many to pick out just one.

Rock, Yeti, Knuckles, Kid P, Bob, DIGI, Pres Zount, Peachy, shit... I'm not too partial to favoritism to pick just one.

[Loppfessor]

Ericlee gets mad props for his contributions to the animated gif thread.(y)


I'm not really familiar with that thread but I'll assume that he posts funny shit on there?

[ericlee]

Ericlee gets mad props for his contributions to the animated gif thread.(y)

I barely do that anymore though. I don't have the time on my hands like I used to. Even though I'm still waiting for my background check to clear so I can start working, I'm busy doing other things lately.

You get me laughing too. That one time we invaded that one mb was fuckin hilarious.

"I'll be the man who will fight in your honor..":D

[Lex Diamonds]

Rock, Yeti, Knuckles, Kid P, Bob, DIGI, Pres Zount, Peachy, shit... I'm not too partial to favoritism to pick just one.
I don't understand this. Those people appear to be e-popular but barely any of them are funny. Rock and Yeti, maybe, and Pres has his moments, but other than that I don't get why everybody licks their asses.

[Loppfessor]

I don't understand this. Those people appear to be e-popular but barely any of them are funny. Rock and Yeti, maybe, and Pres has his moments, but other than that I don't get why everybody licks their asses.

I'm more concerned with the lack of ass licking I"m getting...:mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm more concerned with the lack of ass licking I"m getting...:mad:
I think you are genuinely funny.

*wipes shit off tongue*

Nah, I mean that. (y)

[QueenAdrock]

I'm sick of barely seeing female names here.

Cosmo and Dandy, you two are some funny motherfuckas. Keep it up. (y)

Heiress, your thread about how you wipe your ass with the empty toilet paper roll had me seriously LOLing too.

[Rock]

I don't understand this. Those people appear to be e-popular but barely any of them are funny. Rock and Yeti, maybe, and Pres has his moments, but other than that I don't get why everybody licks their asses.
I'm not e-popular or e-funny, and haven't recieved any asslickings.

Its kind of hard to pick the funniest. A lot of people have their moments. But then there are the things that are supposed to be funny by the same people that just straight up aren't, which can cancel the funny moment or moments (depending on the suckage of what was said) out.

[Yeti]

Rock, don't sell yourself short. You are e-funny--- not e-funny queer but e-funny haha.

[Rock]

Rock, don't sell yourself short. You are e-funny--- not e-funny queer but e-funny haha.
Then why haven't I gotten my salad tossed?

[Yeti]

You need to hangout in the BBMB cooking section. It happens all the time.

[Loppfessor]

Then why haven't I gotten my salad tossed?


Sorry I'm still waiting on a side of Ranch here...Anyway Queen Cosmo has one funny post say every 50 or so which makes for a horrible average....I think as far as the ladies go Dorthy Wood actually makes me laugh unless I'm thinking of the wrong person

[QueenAdrock]

I forgot Sarky! Yeah, she makes me laugh too.

[zorra_chiflada]

zount is pretty internet funny

[ggirlballa]

idk if i'm a cheap laugh or anything but these people make me laugh or giggle a lil bit(y)

bob, zount, notorious, jackrock, klepto, chicka, razorblade kiss, heriess, nastee, lyman, zorra, padster & planetary, cmute, loppfessor,turd queen adrock.

probally more & but really theres a lot of people on here that are funny to me

[Kerrbear]

Then why haven't I gotten my salad tossed?

You absolutely have the funniest avatar.

[Lyman Zerga]

i'm number 1? do the words 'inch me harder slutcake' mean anything to you? that's right, i remembered...


i wish i was number 1! but i cant win against your hot ass

[Junker]

Stop following me around the boards you retard.

See????
Chill boy, just chill. Take a deep breath and try to control this rage and anger.
I suggest you to swear in front of a mirror :cool: Oh, and to read a dictionary too. There's a lot of other words in it.

(This trouble age will soon pass. Dont worry (y) )

[icy manipulator]

i hate to admit it but i laughed the hardest i have in a long time at something padster said :o

[Planetary]

i wish i was number 1! but i cant win against your hot ass
what can i say?

[ericlee]

I don't understand this. Those people appear to be e-popular but barely any of them are funny. Rock and Yeti, maybe, and Pres has his moments, but other than that I don't get why everybody licks their asses.

How does one become e-popular? I really don't follow closely on the popularity levels of people here.

True about the females not receiving props here. I always hate doing these poll thingys because I always forget to mention people.

[The Notorious LOL]

I strive to be an internet celebrity

[na§tee]

i said i'm freakin' hilllarrrious! LOL OMG!

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) I'm sure you have your light saber dance sequence down pat.

[Junker]

In my case its quite hard to me to say someone's funny. I dont understand the most part of the jokes done here. So, technically speaking, none of you guys are funny enough to me. :cool:

[b i o n i c]

i miss 'bear!'...

[Junker]

I don't understand why most poop is brown, but that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy pooping.

Well put dude. But in my case I usually miss the funniest part of the jokes cause I dont understand it :o
Its like poop while sleeping. You dont enjoy completely.

[Lex Diamonds]

i hate to admit it but i laughed the hardest i have in a long time at something padster said :o
Which one was that? Tell me and I'll try my hardest to replicate it in every one of my posts. :)(y)

[kll]

There's like no one in this thread worthy of this award.

Freebasser, LOL, mickill, Rock have all made me laugh, and for years at that.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah Id vote myself first, Bob in a distant second neck in neck with Freebaser. Also other people.

[Echewta]

The yuks keep coming from our Admins.

[kll]

The yuks keep coming from our Admins.

who?

[skra75]

I'd vote for myself, followed by Sprewell, then a third place tie between Dip Dive and Lobster Prize. It's fucking precious that they are a couple but it has nothing to do with the tie. HEIRESS fits in there somewhere, but more because of her Jar Jar Binks qualities. : /

[HEIRESS]

oh pfffft im funny even when im speaking the Queen's english and you knows it!

[beastiegirrl101]

rock and bigblu are seriously underrated.

[icy manipulator]

Which one was that? Tell me and I'll try my hardest to replicate it in every one of my posts. :)(y)

it's one of your myspace things but i still lmao
78. If u could kill someone, who?
roman abramovich

[Knuckles]

I don't understand this. Those people appear to be e-popular but barely any of them are funny. Rock and Yeti, maybe, and Pres has his moments, but other than that I don't get why everybody licks their asses.

Padster doesn't think I'm funny!?!?

I might as well go join the 3rd Bass MB now. :(

[mickill]

If this thread were a music publication, it'd be Blender. If it were a band, it would be Jet. If it were a human being it would be cmute rhyme. If it were a film, it'd be Patch Adams etc. Some of you need to go set your faces on fire.

[DandyFop]

Doesn't the guys wife get raped and/or murdered in Patch Adams?

Who gets that part

[mickill]

Really? That's so sad.

Well, how about Bicentennial Man? Anybody get raped in that one. I haven't actually seen these films. They just look like they're as stupid as this thread. Does K-Pax work?

[camo]

Ha, this was and still is a good read.

[Bob]

did anybody vote for me i don't remember

[Dorothy Wood]

did anybody vote for me i don't remember

Bob, come on you got like 50 votes.

[Bob]

Bob, come on you got like 50 votes.

interesting

[Junker]

You guys still voting?