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Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 03:54 AM

Wanna have a seat in the BBMBs alcohol cabinet?
I'm Minister for Beer. No discussion. I nominate Icy for Vodka minister. Trailerprincess should be responsible for moonshine. I don't know if I should name Randetica or Lyman Z for minister of prescription alcohol.:confused:

Apply within, drunkards.

Lyman Zerga

11-24-2006, 04:05 AM

but i wanna be the minister of fugly dolphin shirts :(

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 04:07 AM

I your own country yes. This is Beastie Drunk land and we're doin things my way. See´, there are still cool areas of expertise such as tequilla, scotch and fancy girlie drinks. Nobody will want the Martini, but that's ok.

Lyman Zerga

11-24-2006, 04:09 AM

so im like the only enemy in your town

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 04:12 AM

Suddenly I don't think this is such a great idea anymore...
*thinks *With great power comes great responsibility"*
Alllllllllright, let's discuss this later.

camo

11-24-2006, 04:15 AM

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 04:17 AM

Congratulations. I feel honored to have such an accomplished boozehound such as you in my ranks. Things are lookin up...

trailerprincess

11-24-2006, 04:27 AM

I'll accept provided it doesn't involve work or interrupting my daytime tv, bucket of chicken eating marathon

Pres Zount

11-24-2006, 04:27 AM

I'm shadow minister for cordial and flavoured milk. :mad:(y)

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 04:37 AM

I'll accept provided it doesn't involve work or interrupting my daytime tv, bucket of chicken eating marathon
(y) Done, but you still have to go up and stir the tub every hour.

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 04:38 AM

I'm shadow minister for cordial and flavoured milk. :mad:(y)
(y) I admire your determination. You will be the working bee in the cabinet.

Pres Zount

11-24-2006, 04:59 AM

I'm on the other team (!)

Lyman Zerga

11-24-2006, 05:07 AM

and im the hated outcast whos in no team
but the team who hate fucks me first wins

trailerprincess

11-24-2006, 05:10 AM

(y) Done, but you still have to go up and stir the tub every hour.

I'll pay a small child to do it

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 05:29 AM

Argh, the rise and fall of a microbrew-nation.

camo

11-24-2006, 05:49 AM

Congratulations. I feel honored to have such an accomplished boozehound such as you in my ranks. Things are lookin up...

you mean me?

Do I get the job postiion then?

Do I get extra points for actually being in work like this too? :D

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 06:21 AM

Yeah, but I haven't figured out what the points should be for yet...

camo

11-24-2006, 06:27 AM

Yeah, but I haven't figured out what the points should be for yet...

points mean promotion to International Minister for Hanovers

na§tee

11-24-2006, 06:32 AM

minister for cider and perhaps fine tonic wines here plz.

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 06:34 AM

points mean promotion to International Minister for Hanovers
Good. Then your next project will be INTERNATIONAL Come to work drunk-Week! Man, do we get things done around here! (y)

Junker

11-24-2006, 06:35 AM

I can be the Minister of Caipirinha. Icy will agree on that.

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 06:36 AM

minister for cider and perhaps fine tonic wines here plz.
That is a vast and sprawling field, but when other countries have a minister for internal security, administration and sports we came aim high here, too. But don't forget: el cheapo wine is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Good luck!

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 06:37 AM

I can be the minister of caipirinha
But do you WANT to? And can you make a good Mojito?

Junker

11-24-2006, 06:40 AM

But do you WANT to? And can you make a good Mojito?

Yeah...I want to!!!

And sorry :o Mojito is not my area.

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 06:46 AM

I see you know your stuff. Great. Soon we can all empty a liquor store in 10 minutes. And that's cause some of the stuff must be mixed first...

Junker

11-24-2006, 07:00 AM

Lets mix drinks and get drunk people :cool:

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 07:06 AM

Only the ministers responsible for a mix drink must mix drinks. Let's not get that mixed up!

trailerprincess

11-24-2006, 07:18 AM

Only the ministers responsible for a mix drink must mix drinks. Let's not get that mixed up!

Is that Sir Mix-A-Lot?

:o

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 07:19 AM

Drinks a lot! :)

Junker

11-24-2006, 07:30 AM

Only the ministers responsible for a mix drink must mix drinks. Let's not get that mixed up!

Fair Enough!

camo

11-24-2006, 07:43 AM

Good. Then your next project will be INTERNATIONAL Come to work drunk-Week! Man, do we get things done around here! (y)

well i'm playing at a gig tonight and tomorrow so i'm sure that this weekend will be INTERNATIONALdon't remember what I did or who this girl is weekend!'

Otis Driftwood

11-24-2006, 11:27 AM

Right on, INTERNATIONAL like Y2K!

I could stretch myself and take care of all matters absinthe and wormwood.
Allright then, I'm off to partay and spend some cash money.

The Notorious LOL

11-24-2006, 11:30 AM

but i wanna be the minister of fugly dolphin shirts :(

hahaha