Signature Dance Moves you've Invented

[skra75]

I was talking to a hot friend the other day and we got to telling each other about dance moves we made up. Some of mine are:

"The Pothole Semi Truck"
I sort of squat while one hand appers to be on a steering wheel, and the other occasionally is used to "shift the gears". I will wear a determined look on my face, and erratically bump from side to side, shifting the weight on my feet, to simulate a Semi Truck driving on a road full of potholes.

"The Dusty Suit"
I will stand very straight or arch my back and wear a posh expression and use my right hand to "dust" myself off starting at my shoulders, with quick brushing motions, then when I'm all "dusted off", I'll fold my arms into chicken-wing shapes and shuffle to a different part of the dance floor "since my Dusty Suit is clean".

[Junker]

I cant even dance.

[Otis Driftwood]

Haha, I'll try out the first one next time. But that second one could make you look like you have problems like Christian Bale in American Psycho or Jack Nicholson in that one movie. Add washing your hands and "drying" them to the routine!(y)

[Knuckles]

The Waft

Plant your feet shoulder length apart and gently bounce to the music three times to your left. Hold the third bounce, cup your hand and fan it like you are trying to spoon a fart toward the person next to you. Then back to the right in the same manner and keep on groovin'.

Sometimes I switch it up a little and spoon from the front.

[HEIRESS]

my signature dance moves almost always require a partner

"the apple polisher"

my friend and I will pretend to be walkin in an orchard she looks up and goes "oh my" and then reaches up to pick an apple, gives it me which I in turn proceed to give it the best two handed polishing EVER and then I hand it back and she eats this, if we are somewhere really boring or with the right crowd this all turns into us picking lots of apples and turning them into pies etc etc etc

"the two-fingered hand job"

prettty self explainatory, though the dance involves the movement of more than 2 fingers of course!


my ex and I used to always re-create that disco dance scene between john leguizamo and miro sorvino
its really funny, if you remember how retarded he dances in that one scene

[na§tee]

i totally snorted with laughter and knucks' and at heiressesessssss' apple picking.

[roosta]

"The Moon Dance"

The name comes from a hybrid of Moonwalk and Dancing. Basically I dance backwards away from the people im with and into the crowd, walking like theres no gravity and with a look of shock on my face.

[ericlee]

The Booger Boogie

I'll first spill alot of beer on the dancefloor to make it nice and slippery. I'll then pick my nose and attempt to rub it on the people's shirts that are on the dancefloor. The people try to run away and end up slipping on the dancefloor and it kinda looks like they're dancing.

[beastieangel01]

"The Dusty Suit"
I will stand very straight or arch my back and wear a posh expression and use my right hand to "dust" myself off starting at my shoulders, with quick brushing motions, then when I'm all "dusted off", I'll fold my arms into chicken-wing shapes and shuffle to a different part of the dance floor "since my Dusty Suit is clean".

ahahahahaHAHAHAHA
I could totally picture that in my head ahahaha.

A friend of mine came up with the bus driver. He will turn the big wheel with one hand, put it in park, use that lever thing to open the doors than wave toward himself as if telling people to get on the bus. Then he closes the door and repeat. All while knees are bent and he's bouncing and his face is always has the "yeah boy" look to it; lips purses eyes kind of squinted nodding his head up and down. I love it.

[zorra_chiflada]

"the ducky dance"

i keep my arms and legs straight, and slightly kick my feet up. (kinda like mosh girl)

joe has the "drunken uncle at a family gathering" dance which can be viewed here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4bJxIdT4U)

[Freebasser]

The "Falling over while trying to do a very poor rendition of the Robot".

:(

[QueenAdrock]

joe has the "drunken uncle at a family gathering" dance which can be viewed here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4bJxIdT4U)

ahahahaha

I started doing the "Garth Dance." When Cassandra was playing Ballroom Blitz and Garth was dancing, it's similar to that. You gotta have the goofy, awkward "I'm having fun....not" face on. You bounce up and down and slightly back and forth, not moving your legs, just your torso. Your arms should be at your sides, but you should bounce them outwards about 3 inches and then back down to your sides very rapidly to match your bouncing. It's a really nerdy dance, so you have to do it to some ass-grinding hip-hop song or something equally as inappropriate. Your whiteness will make you stick out like a sore thumb, but they people who pick up on the joke seem to like it. The others just stare.

[B_Mackin']

I have the "spastic sprinkler" which is the regular sprinkler except I shake my whole body like i'm being electricuted and shake my hips.

[Bob]

i invented this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H3pXIFQ5wOM), will smith stole it from me

[ET]

I've been biting these moves for years. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndi52ZEBF9k)