View Full Version : I dont blame someone foar not wanting to be my boyfriend
HEIRESS
11-25-2006, 05:39 AM
really I dont
harufnff
Big Gus
11-25-2006, 05:47 AM
:(
You really need to get back out there and start playing the field again...
...the Field Of Cocks.
zorra_chiflada
11-25-2006, 09:26 AM
what is harufnff supposed to mean?
na§tee
11-25-2006, 09:38 AM
pft what's his name? i'll come round and shove dog food flavoured jelly down his orificicicicicices.
/hug.
Knuckles
11-25-2006, 09:43 AM
...the Field Of Cocks.
Starring Kevin Cocksner?
If you erect it he will cum...
monkey
11-25-2006, 09:46 AM
i do. i think men should be lining up around your block, my block, everyone's block. fucking shit. we have boobies and vaginas and we're awesome.
skra75
11-26-2006, 01:13 AM
"foar" is a combination of a fawn and a boar, except it has magical powers.
HEIRESS
11-26-2006, 03:44 AM
Hahaaaaaa
I dont remember starting this thread
friday night was one of those get home at 6:30 am type affairs :////
Loppfessor
11-27-2006, 10:11 AM
I'd date you if you gave me good bj's all the time
really I dont
harufnff
they'd be stupid to do so tho. Your a bit of a cutey!
Stupid? I am not stupid, I am married. Please get all of the facts before you go calling people unfounded names.
Dammit! I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not!?!?!
na§tee
11-27-2006, 11:12 AM
you're.
kaiser soze
11-27-2006, 11:45 AM
I'd date you if you gave me good pb & j's all the time
Tone Capone
11-27-2006, 11:49 AM
I'd date you if you gave me good bj's all the time
i'd date her if she promised not to give you good bj's all the time... I mean SERIOUSLY!!! :eek:
Loppfessor
11-27-2006, 11:52 AM
^Dude why you always hating...
skra75
11-27-2006, 05:19 PM
I'd date you if you gave me good bj's all the time
I am currently trapped by a girl for this very reason :(
poor, poor me :(
I am currently trapped by a girl for this very reason :(
poor, poor me :(
god how hellish
skra75
11-27-2006, 05:22 PM
yeah, it's horrible :(
DipDipDive
11-27-2006, 10:43 PM
I'd date Heiress AND I give good bj's.
/thread
g-mile7
11-27-2006, 10:48 PM
Just come to Cali, work at UC Davis (known for their Sciences) and we can date(y) Im loyal but, as you should know, not a push over...thats what girls 16-28 want nowadays right? Like the perfect guy who can still be improved upon with the hidden illusion of change?:D I make a mean batch of of Pecan Candy!
And Im BLACK:eek: :eek:
Auton
11-27-2006, 11:07 PM
I'd hit that ish silly. AND i'd take you out for mini golf and tell you nice things!!! but mostly i'd hit that ish sillier than i don't know what.
cosmo105
11-27-2006, 11:09 PM
ed would hit it until all he had left was bloody stumps.
na§tee
11-28-2006, 04:26 AM
p.e.d.a.n.t.i.c
not at all. i just appreciate someone who can make that extra effort to spell "you're" correctly. your, after all, is not only the wrong spelling, it's actually an entirely different word. it would be okay if it was just incorrect. it's not. it's a whole meaning.
it's not my fault you're lacking in intelligence :)
DandyFop
11-28-2006, 04:35 AM
ed would hit it until all he had left was bloody stumps.
I thought that's what he had already...
not at all. i just appreciate someone who can make that extra effort to spell "you're" correctly. your, after all, is not only the wrong spelling, it's actually an entirely different word. it would be okay if it was just incorrect. it's not. it's a whole meaning.
it's not my fault you're lacking in intelligence :)
It's not my fault that I can only get access to the internet here at work, were incidently people are paying me good money to do something else. So forgive me if I make the occasional typo whilst I hastily type on the board.
I am intelligent btw. Hence the letters after my name :)
Otis Driftwood
11-28-2006, 06:39 AM
If you wanna correct the spelling mistakes of some members you'''''ve got some work coming... :cool:
na§tee
11-28-2006, 07:42 AM
It's not my fault that I can only get access to the internet here at work, were incidently people are paying me good money to do something else. So forgive me if I make the occasional typo whilst I hastily type on the board.
I am intelligent btw. Hence the letters after my name :)
:rolleyes: OH SHIT SON, didja just pull the "i'm a professional i don't come here all day unemployed yah know LOL!" oh puhlease. and what makes you think i'm not one of those blessed with internet access at work too? me and 80% of people here.
and please, every man and his dog nowadays can get a degree. if you are intelligent perhaps your speedy typing can have the occasion to be both accurate and quick. no? oh what's that? sorryi, i hav to dash out fer ah meetin...!
i can shove my first class m.a hons right up your ass.
p.s. it's where. not were.
Otis Driftwood
11-28-2006, 07:45 AM
p.e.d.a.n.t.i.c
and propably...., you know! :cool:
na§tee
11-28-2006, 07:47 AM
what the fuck are you talking about, otis? is that some secret camo code?
zorra_chiflada
11-28-2006, 07:47 AM
jesus
na§tee
11-28-2006, 07:49 AM
christ?
Otis Driftwood
11-28-2006, 07:49 AM
what the fuck are you talking about, otis? is that some secret camo code?
I'm sayin it seems you're womanating at the moment, so restrain them urges to strangle someone. I mean, there's propably people from countries here where they don't even teach english in school...
P.S. I know womanating is not a word, but it should be!
zorra_chiflada
11-28-2006, 07:49 AM
rodriguez
na§tee
11-28-2006, 07:54 AM
oh, i don't mind if someone is from another country and is having problems. i do mind if someone is trying to be a moronic smartass. plus, anyone who is likely to know the word "pedantic" is likely to know how to spell you're.
and, em, i know it might stimulate a certain type of person to think of my bloody vaginal motions but i am not on my period. it's just easy to take the piss this afternoon.
na§tee
11-28-2006, 07:55 AM
rodriguez
i always thought that jesus would be the coolest kid in school if he had the surname "macdonald" or something like that. jesus macdonald. that's what it was like. that's exactly how it was like.
:rolleyes: OH SHIT SON, didja just pull the "i'm a professional i don't come here all day unemployed yah know LOL!" oh puhlease. and what makes you think i'm not one of those blessed with internet access at work too? me and 80% of people here.
and please, every man and his dog nowadays can get a degree. if you are intelligent perhaps your speedy typing can have the occasion to be both accurate and quick. no? oh what's that? sorryi, i hav to dash out fer ah meetin...!
i can shove my first class m.a hons right up your ass.
p.s. it's where. not were.
no, I just pulled the 'I'm too busy to check if i've used the correct spelling' thing.
I didn't assume you didn't have things to do.....
ah fuck it, I can't even be bothered to entertain your fucking hissy fit.
Otis Driftwood
11-28-2006, 08:02 AM
i do mind if someone is trying to be a moronic smartass.
(y) I also make this my mantra.
Loppfessor
11-28-2006, 09:49 AM
So did I win the dream date yet?
Loppfessor
11-28-2006, 09:55 AM
done and done!
done and done!
oh you guys!
HEIRESS
11-28-2006, 11:33 AM
I sent out bootie call texts to one dude AND took another out for breakfast and I couldnt even get one kiss all weekend
:(ASDHASKDJFHSAKSJDHJKSDA
Tone Capone
11-28-2006, 11:36 AM
I sent out bootie call texts to one dude AND took another out for breakfast and I couldnt even get one kiss all weekend
:(ASDHASKDJFHSAKSJDHJKSDA
I wouldn't kiss a girl who took me out to breakfast... just gotta draw the line somewhere you know?
skra75
11-28-2006, 11:38 AM
You should have hit on some random dude at the Rolling Stones concert.
AND stop sending me booty call texts I told you I'm on the East Coast!
Loppfessor
11-28-2006, 11:38 AM
I sent out bootie call texts to one dude AND took another out for breakfast and I couldnt even get one kiss all weekend
:(ASDHASKDJFHSAKSJDHJKSDA
Dude are you serious?? I mean you're not an ugly girl...could it be your personality really sucks?? I doubt it but at this point I'm willing to explore all theories...
The Notorious LOL
11-28-2006, 11:41 AM
BOYS SUCK LOL! *ben and jerrys & Sex in the City DVDs*
HEIRESS
11-28-2006, 11:42 AM
the breakfast thing may have not worked out because when I was in his car I found a panty-liner under the seat (which was most definately mine from a long time ago) and I made a joke like:
"ohhhhhhh whaaaaa is this how it is, you wont go out with me again so instead you just cruise the streets of vancouver looking for menstruating girls just so you can have loads of uncommitted hot period sex, damn boy Im hurt!"
maybe boys dont want to date me because shit like that comes out of my mouth all the time :( :( :(
Otis Driftwood
11-28-2006, 11:43 AM
BOYS SUCK LOL! *ben and jerrys & Sex in the City DVDs*
(y) But slip into something comfortable first! :lol:
Loppfessor
11-28-2006, 11:45 AM
maybe boys dont want to date me because shit like that comes out of my mouth all the time :( :( :(
I think most dudes are more concerned with what's going in to your mouth...OOOOOH!! I must ask though are you just looking for a booty call or someone to date?
Just no more athletes, plz. I don't think anyone who is fine showering with naked men and slapping their asses is meant to put their penis in a vagina and mean it.
abcdefz
11-28-2006, 11:58 AM
the breakfast thing may have not worked out because when I was in his car I found a panty-liner under the seat (which was most definately mine from a long time ago)
Uh.
Let's say I give you the benefit of the doubt here and suggest you raise your standards to a guy who at least cleans his car every blue moon or so.
HEIRESS
11-28-2006, 12:23 PM
it wasnt used!
just clarifying!
yeah, my problem is the athletes thing
its not like a conscious choice but I always end up dating men committed to their sport thus leaving me in a distant second
the text booty calls didnt work out because jew boy was teaching some gay velodrome cycling course all weekend, so yet again, this is my problem
abcdefz
11-28-2006, 12:48 PM
gay velodrome cycling
...this sounds kinda hot.
Loppfessor
11-28-2006, 01:03 PM
Dude what kinda cycle class was going on at 2am?? cus any decent booty call has to take place late at night. Unless I'm like extremely tired I'll usually answer the call of duty.
SobaViolence
11-28-2006, 01:13 PM
i'd date the hell out of heiresse...
menstruation or no.
JimmyTheScumbag
11-28-2006, 02:08 PM
really I dont
harufnff
Girl, I'd make you squeal like a pig.
JimmyTheScumbag
11-28-2006, 02:09 PM
for starters
JimmyTheScumbag
11-28-2006, 02:11 PM
i do. i think men should be lining up around your block, my block
Also, pig. But not so much a squeal, more of a uneasy yelp.
Echewta
11-28-2006, 02:15 PM
You don't want to be their girlfriend or they don't want to be your boyfriend or is it a combo?
HEIRESS
11-28-2006, 03:09 PM
right now Id be either of these boys anythings
anythingythingthingsdangalangaringdings
SobaViolence
11-29-2006, 02:41 PM
i totally understand and have been there, but that seems a little desperate...
stay strong.
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