I can be brutally honest with people about their flaws

[mickill]

I can be straightforward and honest enough to be like, look, you're f'ed up, guy. If you want my advice, listen to me etc. I give good advice/point out weaknesses in character astoundingly well. Just fyi.

[Kid Presentable]

That must be nice. I assume you use these powers for good.

[mickill]

I use these powers to my advantage. I use them to manipulate people and to cheer myself up when I'm sad.

You want my advice, Kid? You should think about being less gay. You're so gay that even na§tee's like, Fookin 'ell! He's a roight plonker yah....chim chim chireee! when she reads your posts. I'm sayin, EVEN someone as gay as HER is like, he's too much.

[Bob]

i can do this with my own flaws

can't fix 'em though

that's a flaw of mine

[cosmo105]

you're a meanie, mike.

[Kid Presentable]

You want my advice, Kid? You should think about being less gay. You're so gay that even na§tee's like, Fookin 'ell! He's a roight plonker yah....chim chim chireee! when she reads your posts. I'm sayin, EVEN someone as gay as HER is like, he's too much.
Woah, little buddy. You're Dame Edna-ing up your own thread.

[na§tee]

You want my advice, Kid? You should think about being less gay. You're so gay that even na§tee's like, Fookin 'ell! He's a roight plonker yah....chim chim chireee! when she reads your posts. I'm sayin, EVEN someone as gay as HER is like, he's too much.
:(

i speak in a scottish/english accent. you need to put a few more "ayes" and "likes" in there, like. and perhaps some "wees" if you are describing something small. come on, where's the north of the border love yo!

[Kid Presentable]

:(

i speak in a scottish/english accent. you need to put a few more "ayes" and "likes" in there, like. and perhaps some "wees" if you are describing something small. come on, where's the north of the border love yo!
I know, you Geordies gets no love.

[na§tee]

I know, you Geordies gets no love.
:mad:
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:cool:
geordies are just wannabe scots.

[mickill]

i can do this with my own flaws

can't fix 'em though

that's a flaw of mine
Bob, you need to stop going on and on and and on about your 3 DIGIT IQ when you meet new people, man. Do you really think that people are going to remember you as "that guy with the 3 DIGIT IQ"? No, they won't.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha dame edna-ing

[Bob]

Bob, you need to stop going on and on and and on about your 3 DIGIT IQ when you meet new people, man. Do you really think that people are going to remember you as "that guy with the 3 DIGIT IQ"? No, they won't.

but how else are they supposed to know that i'm better than them? come on!

[mickill]

you're a meanie, mike.
I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. I'm not a candy-coater. I get to the point. I don't beat around the bush. I give it to 'em straight. I'm a straight-shooter. I'm sexy as hell. I Dr Phil it for 'em. I Morgan Freeman my shit. I hold the 7X optical quality maginfication mirror up to people's faces under fluorescent light and let them see their grotesque flaws on their own.

Like with you, for instance. Little miss SoCal. Always going on about SoCal. SoCal this, SoCal that. SoCal what? SoCal on mah nutz, muhfuka. You're like an RHCP album. You want my advice, Jessicalifornication? Stop being gay.

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahahah

[mickill]

:(

i speak in a scottish/english accent. you need to put a few more "ayes" and "likes" in there, like. and perhaps some "wees" if you are describing something small. come on, where's the north of the border love yo!
Like I can tell the difference. It all just sounds like gibberish to me. You all speak two octaves higher than people anywhere else in the world and cram as many vowels, ooooh and achh sounds and syllables into a sentence as you can and end every statement with a question. "Weeel, I Geese ickle aff tah dew, yah?", "Loovely dhyay, innit?", "Am dyoowin grite, in yew?", Weyeer in quite a peckle, yeah?" etc.

[Freebasser]

Last night a DJ saved my life.

[mickill]

haha dame edna-ing
Why even go through the trouble of posting just to say, "haha" or even "hahaha". I mean, if you're gonna say something along with it, fine. But you're posting, and your reply is just conveying some fake laughter. That's all. It's like, what do you want us to do with that? You want me to quote it or something? Should I use it in my sig? Are we supposed to care that you laughed or found something funny? It's the equivalent of some random child coming up to you and telling you he can wipe his own ass. Okay, seriously though, stop being gay.

[mickill]

Last night a DJ saved my life.
I know that what you seek is hair advice. You're concerned about your quiff. You need to let your hair grow all nice and long again. And then you need to give yourself bangs. Really straight amd extremely short bangs. The key to a good hairstyle is in the forelocks. You want to bring out the round masculine features of your face, man. Keep the sideburns very short. I mean, really really short. Like, an inch above your ears. As if a squirrell just bit a chunk of your hair out on both sides. This is the look that will suit your best. That is my brutally honest opinion on your hair, friend.

[Ally Al]

is this your "i've taken lots and lots of cocaine" post ? King of the world type of thing ??

[Freebasser]

That was beautiful *sniff*

EDIT - This post was nothing to do with cocaine.

[na§tee]

dear dr. mickill,

i've tried to take your advice of "stop being so gay" but i am struggling insofar as that the overwhelming urge to combine my face with many labias has not subsided.

is there perhaps a 10-step program of hetero-normality that i can undertake that doesn't involve surgery? grateful if you could advise.

yours,

claire.

[Ally Al]

That was beautiful *sniff*

EDIT - This post was nothing to do with cocaine.

i believe you, only because you sniffed instead of snorted

[monkey]

post heres! i love post heres.

[Knuckles]

I'm a glutton for punishment.

Verbally assault me please.

[Justin]

Is this thread also known as "Im an angry drunk"

[Dorothy Wood]

I like being gay. F U

[mickill]

is this your "i've taken lots and lots of cocaine" post ? King of the world type of thing ??
I don't know what you're getting at but I'll just assume that it has to do with your feelings of inadequacy towards yourself. And nothing to do with me.

The very fact that your head protrudes from your neck is evidence enough for me that you shoved it so far up your own ass that it just came right back out the top again, D-BAG!

Just being brutally honest.

[DroppinScience]

Mickill is like Chris Matthews: HARDBALL!

[mickill]

post heres! i love post heres.
The fact that you could get this enthusiastic over a thread topic, in conjunction with what appears to be the single gayest avatar and user title I've seen in a very long time (and that's out of every single dork that posts on this entire message board), speaks volumes about your gayness. I was hoping I wouldn't have to break out the "über". But yes, I have to GO THERE. You're über gay. And I hate saying that because it's kind of an oxymoronic sentiment. Anyway, my advice is to quit it.

[Lyman Zerga]

i forgot what this topic is all about but freebie should look like a brmc member again (!) (lb) (!) (lb) (!)

[befsquire]

i'm pretty sure i know all my flaws, and either choose to do nothing about them, or just can't fix them. but i wanna see if you and i are on the same page.

[mickill]

I'm a glutton for punishment.

Verbally assault me please.
You didn't have to add the "for punishment" part there, Knuckles. I can see that ever since you started allowing the facial pubes to germinate on your face that your figure just isn't what it used to be. You've started showing a bit of K-Fed muffin top, as well.

And stop being so gay.

[mickill]

Is this thread also known as "Im an angry drunk"
Honestly, I have no idea who you are. You're just some random gay to me.

[Lyman Zerga]

i heard mickill is popular

mickill is it true? are you popular?

[beastieangel01]

Jessicalifornication

hahaha. that was pretty, funny in a gay way.

[monkey]

i <3 u 2 mickill

[cosmo105]

hahaha. that was pretty, funny in a gay way.
yeah, it's in a gay way because he said it. right proper faggotry, nahmean? WEED 4 LIFE

[mickill]

I like being gay. F U
Then you should try being EVEN MORE gay. Or if you need a whole new challenge altogether, you'd probably excel quite well at being something like a hybrid of various gays or something. I'd recommend getting an anchor tattooed on your lower back and wearing lots of men's cologne (but something fruity like Carolina Herrera Aqua) for starters. Then start furnishing your home with imitation Achille Castiglioni furniture and put up pictures of half naked men holding hands and groping one another etc. This is just to help set the tone for your whole new level of hybrid gayness.

[mickill]

Mickill is like Chris Matthews: HARDBALL!
You just wanted to say "haaaard" and "ballllllsss", I'll bet. I don't even know where to start with you, Brett Lambert. Let me just TOUCH on one thing, though, if I may...stop bragging about your dad. That's all I want to say. Just stop talking about how cool and hip you think your dad is and how he has all these great albums and how you wanna be like him when you grow up etc. I could understand you worshipping the man if you were say 10 or 11. But you should have outgrown the whole "my daddy is my hero" shit by now, guy. GETTALIFE DOOD!

[mickill]

i forgot what this topic is all about but freebie should look like a brmc member again (!) (lb) (!) (lb) (!)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

[mikizee]

alllllllright.

[mickill]

i'm pretty sure i know all my flaws, and either choose to do nothing about them, or just can't fix them. but i wanna see if you and i are on the same page.
Why would you and I be on the same page? Are you brutally honest with yourself, Beth? Can you honestly tell me that you're honest with yourself to a point that is just absolutely brutal? I doubt it. Until you wake up each morning wanting to kick the everliving shit out of yourself and contemplate throwing yourself down a flight of stairs while holding onto various sharp objects and pray to God that just one of them pierces through a vital organ, for no apparent reason at all, then you DO NOT know what brutal honesty is all about AT ALL. Stop being so gay, though. That would be a GREAT place to start.

[mickill]

i heard mickill is popular

mickill is it true? are you popular?
Where? On the internet? No. And if I was I'd hardly think of it as something worth noting. AT ALL. D-BAG!

[Lyman Zerga]

not satisfying enough

[mickill]

I said SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!^

hahaha. that was pretty, funny in a gay way.
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Btw, stop talking about how guys that stalk/say hi to you creep you the hell out and in the same breath casually mention how you plan on dressing like Catwoman in her underwear for Halloween. And don't be like, my juggs are waaaaay big I hate them omg oh by the way check out this picture I took of myself in this spandex jumpsuit because I was bored etc.

[mickill]

alllllllright.

I just want to punch you in the face for this post. I want to kick you in the spine, man. I want to kick you in the spine and let you heal so that I can walk up behind you and throw a brick at your spine as you're strolling along minding your own business and shopping for panties, man.

[mikizee]

I just want to punch you in the face for this post. I want to kick you in the spine, man. I want to kick you in the spine and let you heal so that I can walk up behind you and throw a brick at your spine as you're strolling along minding your own business and shopping for panties, man.

shit, you got me down to a T.

[befsquire]

noted. i'll turn down the flame.

[mickill]

I'm gonna go catch some zzzzzzs now.

Good night, Beth. Sweet dreams. <3

L8tr, pantyman!

[mikizee]

THEYRE MANLY SHORTS :mad:

[Lyman Zerga]

tomorrow morning you better have an opinion about me or else ill come and give you one

[Ally Al]

I don't know what you're getting at but I'll just assume that it has to do with your feelings of inadequacy towards yourself. And nothing to do with me.

The very fact that your head protrudes from your neck is evidence enough for me that you shoved it so far up your own ass that it just came right back out the top again, D-BAG!

Just being brutally honest.


i was getting at your over inflated opinion of yourself, jeez this post is gay. Fair do's though, you do obnoxious very well

[DroppinScience]

Btw, stop talking about how guys that stalk/say hi to you creep you the hell out and in the same breath casually mention how you plan on dressing like Catwoman in her underwear for Halloween. And don't be like, my juggs are waaaaay big I hate them omg oh by the way check out this picture I took of myself in this spandex jumpsuit because I was bored etc.

PWNED.

[beastieangel01]

I said SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!^


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Btw, stop talking about how guys that stalk/say hi to you creep you the hell out and in the same breath casually mention how you plan on dressing like Catwoman in her underwear for Halloween. And don't be like, my juggs are waaaaay big I hate them omg oh by the way check out this picture I took of myself in this spandex jumpsuit because I was bored etc.


too easy my friend. too easy.

[Knuckles]

You didn't have to add the "for punishment" part there, Knuckles. I can see that ever since you started allowing the facial pubes to germinate on your face that your figure just isn't what it used to be. You've started showing a bit of K-Fed muffin top, as well.

And stop being so gay.

My next single will be called Porkchopzao.
:(

[mickill]

NO HARD FEELINGS, THICKNESS ^

too easy my friend. too easy.
I agree.

Your mom is.

[mickill]

tomorrow morning you better have an opinion about me or else ill come and give you one
You should stop being gay then.

[synch]

mickill has sex with men in a completely non-gay fashion.

[Lyman Zerga]

too bad, i just got used to my brown stick

[adam_f]

I wish Mike would tell me my biggest flaw so my self-esteem bar can adjust appropriately lower to just above "Rider Strong"

[DipDipDive]

I laugh like a drunken, jovial fat man every time Mike refers to DS by his full name, Brett Lambert.

Please note my lack of quotes or usage of the "hahaha." I'm so not gay. :cool:

























SO NOT GAY. :cool: :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

Me too. I laughed pretty hard when he sent me a PM talking about Brett Lambert. (y)

[afronaut]

I haven't read anything in this thread, but I want you to do me Mike.


Like seriously, I want you to do me.

[HEIRESS]

how's the snow treating you mickie baby?

[Otis Driftwood]

Not very powerful use of this power unless used on yourself. Then you can easily apply it to everyone else.

[Pres Zount]

Brudal Baddle

[venusvenus123]

say something, but don't tell me i'm gay... it's getting a bit boring.

[mickill]

mickill has sex with men in a completely non-gay fashion.
That's call "on the down low". You know, supposed hetero men who have sex with other men. I saw it on Oprah once. You probably already knew that, though.
I wish Mike would tell me my biggest flaw so my self-esteem bar can adjust appropriately lower to just above "Rider Strong"
You sometimes try too hard with the odd/obscure references. You're like, "I think I should grow a Bernard Shwartzfergatdq moustache and paint it yellow next time I have that urge to eat pork n beans with Al Roker." UGHHHH.
I laugh like a drunken, jovial fat man every time Mike refers to DS by his full name, Brett Lambert.
That's not much of a stretch for you, though! Only, you're not that jovial!

You need to stop talking about taking a dump and getting your colon vacuumed all the time. That's just gross, man.
Me too. I laughed pretty hard when he sent me a PM talking about Brett Lambert.
Your boyfriend is in love with James Franco. Think about that the next time you agree to let him fondle your juggs.
I haven't read anything in this thread, but I want you to do me Mike.

QueenAdrock's boyfriend is in love with James Franco. Think about that the next time you agree to let him fondle your juggs.
how's the snow treating you mickie baby?

I've eaten pumpkin pie and ice cream for dessert everyday for like 9 days straight now. I think I'm getting thicker. And I don't feel cold much.

I woulda commented on your white ghetto slang, but you used normal english. You even included an apostrophe. Nice touch.
Not very powerful use of this power unless used on yourself. Then you can easily apply it to everyone else.
I want to throw a cinder block at your spine. Oh well, I'll guess I'll have to learn to deal with it.
Brudal Baddle
zorra tells me that you're actually taller than I am. I always thought you looked like a pygmy in most of your pictures, though. I was able to appreciate you as a man of smaller stature. But now that I know you're not short I kinda don't like your attitude.
say something, but don't tell me i'm gay... it's getting a bit boring.
That really hurt.

I don't wanna play anymore. You ruined everything.

[venusvenus123]

i'm sorry :(