i wanna get a tattoo on my butt

[Bob]

so i can go to bars and talk to drunk girls and they'll go "let me see!" and i'll go "only if you show me your tits....tit for tat!"

but it seems like a lot of work to go through for a pun

maybe i'll just use a magic marker

[kleptomaniac]

what would it be a tattoo of?

[Bob]

doesn't matter, the point is the pun

[kleptomaniac]

a pair of lips! (y)

[Knuckles]

what would it be a tattoo of?
a B on one cheek and a B on the other(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

my earth science teacher in high school had a friend named Woody who had a hidden tattoo of woody woodpecker. my teacher said, "he had a great pick up line". and it took me a few years to figure out what he meant. "wanna see my woody?"

I think. right?

probably


bob, don't ever say that to a girl, it's gross.

[kleptomaniac]

a B on one cheek and a B on the other(y)


ahahahahahaha!....nice.

[Bob]

my earth science teacher in high school had a friend named Woody who had a hidden tattoo of woody woodpecker. my teacher said, "he had a great pick up line". and it took me a few years to figure out what he meant. "wanna see my woody?"

I think. right?

probably


bob, don't ever say that to a girl, it's gross.


i bet you could get fired for saying that to students now

damn liberals

i probably won't get a tattoo, maybe i'll just lie to women instead

[Dorothy Wood]

my friend and I called that teacher "hinchy" (a variation on his last name, lol) and oh how we loved him. he had a mullet and loved muscle cars. I wore a grateful dead t-shirt once and he was my best friend after that.

he was awesome, at one of the school talent shows he played in a band with another science teacher and two students. they played Ina Gadda da Vida, by Iron Butterfly. he wore a sleeveless t-shirt and a civil war hat. (http://www.libertybellmuseum.com/MuseumShop/images/2540.jpg)

it was the best day of my life.

[Pootytang]

I have a tattoo of a moon on my ass.

[Otis Driftwood]

My ass has a tattoo of your face on it....:D