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The Notorious LOL
11-26-2006, 03:28 AM
easy win, really. Basic Ground Rules are as follows:


1) Bob chooses the winner
2) you pay airfare
3) you are a female
4) you are over 18 years of age
5) you do not have any transmittable diseases, sexual or otherwise.
6) Bob does not have to pay for anything of yours or supply you with anything, including but not limited to child support.
7) If Bob deems you unsatisfactory, you must leave his quarters and patiently await your return flight.
Bob
11-26-2006, 03:30 AM
LET THE GAMES BEGIN (y)
befsquire
11-26-2006, 03:42 AM
if i happen to bring in someone who ends up winning, do i get some sort of monetary kickback?
HEIRESS
11-26-2006, 03:43 AM
mememe!
befsquire
11-26-2006, 03:44 AM
^ winner.
QueenAdrock
11-26-2006, 03:44 AM
You know, I'd enter if I was single. (y)
Waus
11-26-2006, 03:47 AM
Who's this bob guy I keep hearing about?
mikizee
11-26-2006, 03:52 AM
some guy i guess.
QueenAdrock
11-26-2006, 03:54 AM
LET THE GAMES BEGIN (y)


^Bob.
Planetary
11-26-2006, 04:37 AM
easy win, really. Basic Ground Rules are as follows:


1) Bob chooses the winner
2) you pay airfare
3) you are a female
4) you are over 18 years of age
5) you do not have any transmittable diseases, sexual or otherwise.
6) Bob does not have to pay for anything of yours or supply you with anything, including but not limited to child support.
7) If Bob deems you unsatisfactory, you must leave his quarters and patiently await your return flight.

you missed out not ugly.
Dorothy Wood
11-26-2006, 06:37 AM
I win.
ampm
11-26-2006, 08:24 AM
The last time Bob was inside a woman is when he toured the Statue of Liberty in 8th grade.
Kerrbear
11-26-2006, 10:32 AM
I assume we'll also be responsible for taking Bob out for a nice dinner first.
na§tee
11-26-2006, 10:34 AM
i didn't get here in time :(
Kerrbear
11-26-2006, 10:35 AM
Oh come on, they can't seriously limit this to just one winner. Think of all the disappointed women on this board. And right before the holidays, too.
jabumbo
11-26-2006, 11:16 AM
so who won, bob?
synch
11-26-2006, 12:47 PM
This competition is sexist! :mad: :(
Freebasser
11-26-2006, 12:49 PM
It may be sexist, but it's damn sexy ;)
Bob
11-26-2006, 02:22 PM
The last time Bob was inside a woman is when he toured the Statue of Liberty in 8th grade.

you're not gonna win with that attitude!

everyone's a winner! except for ampm, who won the "get on bob's ignore list" contest
fucktopgirl
11-26-2006, 02:33 PM
I know somebody who can fit the criteria,
She did not have sex for a while too , so i think you two could connect..but not quite sure if she is really a women but that is a little detail.


Sorry the my link is not working!so sad, she was a nice lady!
The Notorious LOL
11-26-2006, 02:45 PM
this wasnt a joke either. By replying you are binded by legal contract (Bobs a law student so he worked out the details) and you are required by law punishable by $50,000 fine if you do not comply. Since Heiress replied first, she wins. Although all runners up are also required to comply.


Please contact Bob with your expedia flight details.
Bob
11-26-2006, 04:07 PM
it's true. according to p. 343 of the textbook "Contract Law" (which i'm pretty sure is binding authority) internet posts count as binding contracts so i'll just pass around a schedule and you all can write in whatever times are most convenient for you!
synch
11-26-2006, 04:08 PM
Dibs!
Kerrbear
11-26-2006, 04:30 PM
I posted twice, does that mean I get two turns?
monkey
11-26-2006, 05:28 PM
oh bob, you stud.
abcdefz
11-26-2006, 05:35 PM
The last time Bob was inside a woman is when he toured the Statue of Liberty in 8th grade.



...Woody Allen.
zorra_chiflada
11-26-2006, 05:41 PM
bob deserves better than this :(
HEIRESS
11-27-2006, 12:56 AM
its true, Im a mere emotional ruin leftover of the person I used to be, so he's better off knocking me off the list
Bob
11-27-2006, 01:02 AM
bob deserves better than this :(

no i'm cool with it