i'm on the verge of smashing the shit out of one of my housemates

[icy manipulator]

he has a very loud voice, these walls are very thin and he's having a good laugh with everyone by saying shit behind my back. i wanna go give him a straight up punch in the gut now or wait til morning, give him some sort of subtle line like ' these walls are thinner than you think for fucking asshole' and then punch the shit out of him.

if i dont vent my anger soon i'm just going to blow up:mad:

[Otis Driftwood]

It's not worth gettin in trouble for. I suggest givin his toothbrush the dingleberry treatment will make you feel better, too!

[Otis Driftwood]

Whack your weazel. Then put it on his toothbrush! (y)

[Pres Zount]

Walk into the room and vomit on him.

[icy manipulator]

It's not worth gettin in trouble for. I suggest givin his toothbrush the dingleberry treatment will make you feel better, too!
i was thinking more along the lines of pouring the contents of THIS (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5923/dsc00295ts6.jpg) in his car

[fucktopgirl]

2 by 4 is the way to go in thoses precarious situations .

[Otis Driftwood]

i was thinking more along the lines of pouring the contents of THIS (http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5923/dsc00295ts6.jpg) in his car
Awesome! (y)

Or slip him a mickey, then pour it on him!

[Pres Zount]

Unless you tell us what he was saying, we can't really give out a fair punishment...

[Bob]

write an angry letter, then put it away in a drawer

then, wait until he goes to sleep and teabag him

[icy manipulator]

oh ffs i just found another sausage in my room, now he's fucked

[fucktopgirl]

MAybe you should release a killer ants colony in his room, i suppose you got thoses handy!

This is good for anybody that pushed the limits of colocation and does not respect his peers.

I should do the same with my sister ...sometime she is so.....arrrrrr!

TV loud the night when we all sleep(1 am)), eat my cheese and whatever she want, does not clean after herself AT ALL( doing dishes happen magicaly for her, you actually dont need to do it ), use my razor, earing, clothes without asking , scratch my new cd..... Other then that she is wonderfull:D

Colocation suck at time!

[scotty]

When he's gone to bed, get naked in the loungeroom and knock the top of it really loudly, calling out his name.

[Planetary]

you shouldnt have given him something to bicth about. did you leave some sort of spoiler on the flat notice board?

[Pres Zount]

a sausage?



ps. what is a dingleberry and a teabag? pardon my ignorance on such matters

Dingleberries are the pieces of shit that hang off of your arse hair, and teabagging is dipping your balls into someones mouth.

A sausage may be a shit.

[scotty]

If your name's on the lease and his isn't throw his arse out.

[Otis Driftwood]

And since this will NEVER avail for anything, you will never forget it!

[Planetary]

Dingleberries are the pieces of shit that hang off of your arse hair, and teabagging is dipping your balls into someones mouth.

A sausage may be a shit.

i thought tebagging is putting your balls in peoples eyes, like people do with teabags.

[Pres Zount]

I suppose you could teabag anywhere you want. Mouth, eyes - wherever.

[icy manipulator]

a sausage is just a sausage. so far i've found one in my toilet, ashtray, sheets and ward robe. 2 weeks ago friends of ours put a steak one of my housemates beds between the mattress, another in one's bag, and a thirds pyjamas got put in the freezer. it's retaliation for that which i had nothing to do with.

status so far, i've calmed down a bit by having a shot of vodka and punching the wall. but viewing this thread is reminding me of how angry i should be! :mad:

[Otis Driftwood]

:eek: Dude, move out of the Fratboy house!