You know, if I would have known that I was going to get my chest shaved..............

[Tone Capone]

....this morning by some punk kid, I might have stayed home and just dealt with the consequences...


Last week my doctor told me that she wanted me to wear a heart monitor thing for 24 hours and set up an appointment for today. So this morning I head over to the Cardio Pulmonary place to get my crap attached and this freakin kid (probably right outta tech school) has me take off my shirt and start scrubbing the hell outta the areas on my torso where the electrodes are to attach. At first I’m thinking “Dude, I’m probably the cleanest person in the building wtf?!?” then he let’s me know that he’s basically trying to take the first layer of skin off and “uh… I think I actually better shave your chest”…. WTF!?!?!? He runs off and comes back with this crazy looking razor and starts going to town making little patches on my freakin chest!!! What sucks is that I think I have to shave the rest of my chest now. I don’t want to look like I’m on the damn swim team though… I should have stayed home today. In the mean time ~by the way~ my friends here are cracking up because of the “gay chest shave” I got this morning… what a freakin day… :(

[Nivvie]

When the stubble comes in clothes will stick to you like velcro.

[Loppfessor]

I find waxing lasts longer

[Tone Capone]

So today I go and to get the monitor removed and the punk kid wasn’t there (thank God) but it was this chubby old female sgt and she was more than happy to tell me to take my shirt off ~find a happy place~ and then she yanks the electrodes off me and that was pain… very bad pain. The ones on the sides of my ribs hurt the most and they made me think a lot because I have been planning tattoos for that area but seriously… OUCH!

[Loppfessor]

^Dude that's more action than I"ve had in months

[Tone Capone]

^Dude that's more action than I"ve had in months

Really, I met/got rid of a really psycho bitch the week before last. Almost made me want to chill for awhile or maybe join a monastary... then I remembered that I'm going to Nottingham this Saturday and that snapped me out of it ;)

ps.
My chest itches...:(