BBMB Match Maker...

[Loppfessor]

Okay this place has been snoozeville lately so lets spice things up a bit....which board members do you think should hook up, possibly make babies, or just have some drunken sex??? Ready go!

[Mr Films]

I've always had a thing for your mom.

[Loppfessor]

Sorry she only hooks up with talented people in the movie biz......buuuuuurn!







just kidding

[skra75]

I've always thought HEIRESS deserves a good roll in the hay. I highly doubt she could keep up with me though.

I wouldn't mind an evening with beastiegirl101 either, but she's hitched so meh.

[Loppfessor]

I've always thought HEIRESS deserves a good roll in the hay. I highly doubt she could keep up with me though.

I wouldn't mind an evening with beastiegirl101 either, but she's hitched so meh.


Oh c'mon man obviously I'd pair myself with every hot girl on here but this thread is about other people you could "see" together....

[skra75]

I only think about myself, I'm selfish like that. back off bro.

[Loppfessor]

^fine fine....if it will make you feel better I'll start by pairing you with Heiress...she seems pretty desperate anyway. Next

[beastiegirrl101]

I've always thought HEIRESS deserves a good roll in the hay. I highly doubt she could keep up with me though.

I wouldn't mind an evening with beastiegirl101 either, but she's hitched so meh.

not hitched! that's just to ward off the creepies on myspace.

[Loppfessor]

But not the creepies on BBMB??

[QueenAdrock]

Lo Lyfe and fucktopgirl.

[beastiegirrl101]

But not the creepies on BBMB??

no where on here is there a "status" option.

[b i o n i c]

i want a fake internet girlfriend

[Loppfessor]

no where on here is there a "status" option.


So you wanna go make out then or what?

[beastiegirrl101]

So you wanna go make out then or what?

I have a minute or so to spare.

[QueenAdrock]

That's all it takes for Lopp.

[Loppfessor]

That's all it takes for Lopp.

You would know....besides I said make out not make luuuuv

[kll]

beastiegirrl101 and bob

ba01 and skra76

cjhood and miramanee

cosmo and echewta

TAL and fucktopgirl

heiress and knuckles

lopp and cookiepuss

[QueenAdrock]

I think Bob and Sarky.

And Heiress and GetYourWarOn.

[Rock]

http://www.playmash.com/

but like put people from here in that shit.

[beastiegirrl101]

bob and sarky
ciaobellaXo and kll

[Planetary]

padster and a small, retarded, less fortunate child.

[kleptomaniac]

http://www.playmash.com/

but like put people from here in that shit.

oh my god me & TAL are going to live in a mansion and have 1.5 kids!

yaaaaaay! :D

[Pootytang]

beastiegirrl101 and bob

ba01 and skra76

cjhood and miramanee

cosmo and echewta

TAL and fucktopgirl

heiress and knuckles

lopp and cookiepuss

Divorce Court would be awefully busy.

[Planetary]

oh my god me & TAL are going to live in a mansion and have 1.5 kids!

yaaaaaay! :D

YAYYYYYYYY THEN TAL WILL GET ARRESTED TOO! :D:D:D

[steve-onpoint]

i want a fake internet girlfriend

yeah. who doesn't?

[kleptomaniac]

YAYYYYYYYY THEN TAL WILL GET ARRESTED TOO! :D:D:D

i'm gonna be legal in just two years!!!

[kleptomaniac]

Then this one is easy...

TAL and #125866547

that would be awkward if it was some fat sweaty dude :S

[TAL]

How come I always get the Canadian dopeheads? Last time (3 years ago) it was Lenore.

[fucktopgirl]

^ urm, i dont take drugs for approx 5 month so there!

i am canadian but not a dopehead!

[Planetary]

i'm gonna be legal in just two years!!!
uh, w00t?

[Bob]

I think Bob and Sarky.


i'm not a rockstar though

or a bartender

or gay

[kleptomaniac]

uh, w00t?

no w00t for you! :p

[milleson]

i'm not a rockstar though

or a bartender

or gay

Yet.

[steve-onpoint]

i'm not a rockstar though

or a bartender

or gay

Match made.

[Planetary]

no w00t for you! :p

lol. touché...touché..........

[Bob]

Yet.

oh please, i don't have the time to learn an instrument or how to mix drinks

[monkey]

so who do i get? i <3 internet boyfriends. less trouble than real life ones.

[kll]

so who do i get? i <3 internet boyfriends. less trouble than real life ones.

i thought of putting you in my first post, but wasn't really sure i would want you with anyone on here...

oh, who am i kidding???? you and gmile 4eva

[Loppfessor]

i'm gonna be legal in just two years!!!

That's hot!

Anyway thank Jeebus for Kll cus I sure as hell can't keep all you wierdos straight...

[b i o n i c]

what am i chopped liver ova here? cant i get a date besides cmute up in here?

[monkey]

i thought of putting you in my first post, but wasn't really sure i would want you with anyone on here...

oh, who am i kidding???? you and gmile 4eva

oh how sweet. the old sage hits the nail on the head.

[beastieangel01]

http://www.playmash.com/

but like put people from here in that shit.

I'm an artist, live in an apartment, drive a white camry, have 1 kid, live in Seattle, and am married to Beck.

I put some really silly things in there too and ended up with this. I thought I'd be married to some alias and live in a shack driving a pinto or something.

haha@MASH

[DandyFop]

I could see bionic with some chicks here...

Norcen and Razorblade Kiss

Yauch and bgirrlllie

I don't think Sarky and Bob though...maybe...Randy and Bob

Drederick Tatum and my boobs

[Drederick Tatum]

YUSS!

[kleptomaniac]

Yauch and bgirrlllie

:(

[DandyFop]

I'm an artist, live in an apartment, drive a white camry, have 1 kid, live in Seattle, and am married to Beck.

I put some really silly things in there too and ended up with this. I thought I'd be married to some alias and live in a shack driving a pinto or something.

haha@MASH
it kinda fucked up so I had to finish myself..

I am married to Bob
We have 23 kids
We live in an apartment in Disney World
We drive a pink volvo
My job is a fart wrangler

[TAL]

:(

Suddenly I'm not good enough.

[b i o n i c]

I could see bionic with some chicks here...


who who who? that means i cant be with your boobs then, huh. damn you to hell derrik.. who who who??

[icy manipulator]

dont think there's a board match here for me :(

[kll]

oh how sweet. the old sage hits the nail on the head.


Well, to add to my alzheimers... I think I am going to stir the pot now and give you over to Droppin'... he loves NYC and you would add that much needed spice to his existence...

[Bob]

it kinda fucked up so I had to finish myself..

I am married to Bob
We have 23 kids
We live in an apartment in Disney World
We drive a pink volvo
My job is a fart wrangler

i don't wanna be married to a woman who earns more than me

[b-grrrlie]

cjhood and miramanee
ROTFLMAOTIME

[DandyFop]

i don't wanna be married to a woman who earns more than me

true...with 23 kids I would have a lot of farts to wrangle as well

we'd better get started

[b-grrrlie]

Yauch and bgirrlllie

Yes! YES!! YES!!!!!

[kleptomaniac]

Suddenly I'm not good enough.


well you knew there were three other men in my life, didn't you? :o



but you are still #1 :D

i just thought you were ignoring me :/

[ericlee]

cjhood and miramanee

cosmo and echewta



heiress and knuckles



premeditated homewrecking?

[kll]

premeditated homewrecking?


Lopp wanted boredom-be-gone... I was hoping for more drama than this!

[ericlee]

Lopp wanted boredom-be-gone... I was hoping for more drama than this!

Ok, kll and mickill. How about that? You've almost got matching screen names.

[Mr Films]

me and all of your moms

[kleptomaniac]

me and all of your moms

my mom is kind of married to my dad now :rolleyes:

too bad.

[ggirlballa]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Then this one is easy...

TAL and #125866547


oh shit ahahaha

[ericlee]

me and all of your moms

Sure, if you think Axl Rose is hot.

[ggirlballa]

i played that online mash shit & i got padster ......ummm wow:confused:

[DandyFop]

I'd like to formally invite all of you to Drederick and my boob's wedding, this coming New Years Eve at the downtown Best Western. I know I know, you're thinking we've waited so long already, New Years just seems so far away, but I figure I need that much time in order to drug/brainwash/etc. him to get him ready for it.

Reception at Chuck-A-Rama to follow.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by monkey
so who do i get? i <3 internet boyfriends. less trouble than real life ones.

BoyFRIENDS? Really? So I'm just a piece of shit, right? All this fucking time talking about Topanga and you eating brunch with LL Cool J and now you're fucking telling me that I'm not the only one. Well, fuck that.

I, I, I don't even know. Jesus.

Originally posted by kll
oh, who am i kidding???? you and gmile 4eva

g-mile, you know I'm your boy, but if you lay one hand on her, there's gon be some black on black crime.

[Knuckles]

Dude, I'm asking my wife how she feels about polygamy.

[kleptomaniac]

i played that online mash shit & i got padster ......ummm wow:confused:

lol paddy & balla! <3

[monkey]

BoyFRIENDS? Really? So I'm just a piece of shit, right? All this fucking time talking about Topanga and you eating brunch with LL Cool J and now you're fucking telling me that I'm not the only one. Well, fuck that.

I, I, I don't even know. Jesus.


i love it when my very black internet fiance gets jealous. LOVE IT.


you're the only one bay-bee. one and only. :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

Is adam_f really black? I thought that was just a joke between people.

[jackrock]

Could ..could I get someone? Preferably a girl, but if not I will settle for Freebaser.

[Loppfessor]

Not that I'm unhappy with my first dream date but just like the dating game I hafta get at least two more choices....sorry folks dems the rules

[QueenAdrock]

Could ..could I get someone? Preferably a girl, but if not I will settle for Freebaser.


I'm going to put you with Lindsey. She's Canadian too. But I'm pretty sure it would still be illegal.

[jackrock]

I'm going to put you with Lindsey. She's Canadian too. But I'm pretty sure it would still be illegal.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm legal up here. or so i hear

[Drederick Tatum]

I've never been married to boobs before. this should be good. you're going to need some bridemaids though, Dandy. I shall search the boobies thread and return with my reccomendations.

[DandyFop]

omg this is gonna be hot...we got some sugartits on this board

[na§tee]

maid of honour plz kthanx.

[Kerrbear]

Fine. Really. Whatever. It's not like I wanted to fake date any of you fags anyway.

Well, except for Bionic.

I think Lopp was hinting earlier that he'd like someone to hook you two up. We've all been thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

[b i o n i c]

im just chopping it off, forget it

[Loppfessor]

I think Lopp was hinting earlier that he'd like someone to hook you two up. We've all been thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

What are you talking about?? I don't even like him! Why??!! Did he say anything about me??:o

[Otis Driftwood]

If y'all keep postin y'all get matched, you lonely losers! :lol:

[Kerrbear]

I'm telling you, I saw "I <3 Mute" doodled all over Lopp's notebook.

[Junker]

Randy, for sure (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

I want to be the best man in the boob-on-boob wedding.


lol, get it?! I called drederick a boob!

:cool:


AND BOB I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE JUST GAY ENOUGH

[Lex Diamonds]

Planetary and Razorblade Kiss.

[DipDipDive]

Ugly Cat and Adrock's Taint

[Bob]

AND BOB I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE JUST GAY ENOUGH

that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me :o

except for that one time that homeless guy said it, that was kind of weird

[Lyman Zerga]

seriously, someone needs to buy me a bf already

the loneliness and the huge lack of love and too tight vagina is killing meee

[mikizee]

randy, im prepared to offer my services.

and im such a nice guy i will do it for free, not including flights and expenses.

my contract offer is in the mail. please note my 100% good feedback rating.

yours sincerely,

mike's penis.

[Lyman Zerga]

just need to stick my arm out of the window and i can almost reach you

fucking magic

[mikizee]

i dont get it

[Lyman Zerga]

it's not supposed to make sense

[mikizee]

well whats the point of that?

have you received the contract offer yet? i need you to sign it and return so i can get it to my lawyers by 5pm

[Lyman Zerga]

im tired and need love

[Lyman Zerga]

theres a bunch of guys here who i would even marry without getting a marriage proposal

but those bastards live all so damn freakin far away
PWN3D :(

[cosmo105]

kll, you are so dead. and bob is nowhere near gay enough for my taste.

[mikizee]

theres a bunch of guys here who i would even marry without getting a marriage proposal

but those bastards live all so damn freakin far away
PWN3D :(

like who

[Kid Presentable]

theres a bunch of guys here who i would even marry without getting a marriage proposal

but those bastards live all so damn freakin far away
PWN3D :(
Is bionic one?

[mikizee]

oooooooooh underage girlie...

1 post away from the devil's number!

i dont know why i find that interesting. oh yeah and ive just decided im in charge of this thread, your coming with me!

[Lyman Zerga]

Is bionic one?

i wont name names cause i dont want to hurt anyone or make a popularity contest

i need to talk more with bionic
we try really hard to love us in a friendish way but there are always some angry grey clouds above our heads that we cant control, it's weird

[Justin]

Tpk and Minton

[Lyman Zerga]

zorra and turd

[mikizee]

qdrop and sam_i_am

[Lyman Zerga]

queen adrock and droppin science LOL

[mikizee]

beastieangel01 and heiress...

now THERES a match id pay to see ;)

[Junker]

queen adrock ...... LOL

Now that would be awesome to watch / participate.

[Lyman Zerga]

lol

[Loppfessor]

seriously, someone needs to buy me a bf already

the loneliness and the huge lack of love and too tight vagina is killing meee

Sold!!


MATCHME MATCHME


i'm bored.


who's in charge of this thread anyway?

Sold!!

Don't worry in the Church of Lopp it's okay to have multiple brides

[ericlee]

Ace42X and mcmac

[b i o n i c]

im still waiting dammit. someone give me my bbmb matches

[kll]

Tpk and Minton
it doesn't count when they're real-life couples...

which is why i didn't pair boomin' and cosmo

[b i o n i c]

hahah... that made me larf. drats! it didnt work!

[Loppfessor]

Haha! You thought you could rise in popularity by dumping the head cheerleader(me) didn't you? Silly ass, that only works in the movies.

That's true...right before my Junior year I thought I was going to be a pimp so I totally dumped my girlfriend so I could "play the field". Yeah I wound up being single most of that year....

[Kid Presentable]

If I post in Lopp's stupid thread, he has to support mine. Is there anybody you fucks deem compatible with me, given the little you actually know?

[Loppfessor]

^ You deserver a hottie who can respect your bad boy, don't give a fuck attitude....

[Kid Presentable]

^ You deserver a hottie who can respect your bad boy, don't give a fuck attitude....
Sounds too much like an offer. I'm outtie.

[Loppfessor]

Sounds too much like an offer. I'm outtie.

Nooo you goon....I"m just sayin if I was the head honcho round here I'd give you many fine young virgins to have your way with because you are in my good graces...

[TAL]

im still waiting dammit. someone give me my bbmb matches
Here you go! (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/TAL73/matches.jpg)

[Loppfessor]

^waka waka wakaaaa

[Otis Driftwood]

My fist and your face

[b i o n i c]

damn you to hell! these e-blue balls are killin me

[kll]

camo and junker

bionic and befsquire

[Junker]

At least he´s ambidextrous :D

(God, I love this word ambidextrous)

[Bitchamachacha]

Damn it! :(

I'm single now, and would love a fake board relationship to hold me over until I get some real dick.

K? Thanks!



YES! PATHETIC! SHUTS UPS!

[beastieangel01]

I think I'd pair you with knuckles if he were available.

I can hardly match myself IRL though so, you know.

[Loppfessor]

Damn it! :(

I'm single now, and would love a fake board relationship to hold me over until I get some real dick.

K? Thanks!



YES! PATHETIC! SHUTS UPS!


Hey I love me some MILF action....you are officially invited to the Loppfessor Ranch...don't worry the other ladies will show you the ropes

[HEIRESS]

beastieangel01 and heiress...

now THERES a match id pay to see ;)

who's to say it already hasnt eh eh EH!!?!?!

[QueenAdrock]

Now that would be awesome to watch / participate.

Are you referring to me alone or with Droppin' too?

If you're a dude, he'd probably go for it. :cool:

[Knuckles]

I think I'd pair you with knuckles if he were available.

I can hardly match myself IRL though so, you know.
If my wife ever gets cancer or gets in a terrible car accident or something...

[beastieangel01]

If my wife ever gets cancer or gets in a terrible car accident or something...

well, yeah. And I hope she doesn't. But somehow I can picture you and bitch if the entire bbmb universe were full of singles :p

[Junker]

Are you referring to me alone or with Droppin' too?

If you're a dude, he'd probably go for it. :cool:

No Droppin. Thats why I took his name off the quote. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

Although Droppin certainly is gay. Now there's something we can all agree on!

*all turn to camera and smile w/ thumbs up as end credits roll*
:D(y)

[Caribou]

(y) :D (y)

Pff, I could do with a match. No boyfriendage here since eh... well, ages.
And watching free pr0n on t3h int0rnetz is getting boring, so hook me up!

[Otis Driftwood]

You outta jizz or good pron?

[Loppfessor]

(y) :D (y)

Pff, I could do with a match. No boyfriendage here since eh... well, ages.
And watching free pr0n on t3h int0rnetz is getting boring, so hook me up!

Is Junker from the UK if so you can have him...

[Junker]

Damn, Im not :( :D

[camo]

camo and junker

bionic and befsquire

huh!?!?

[Junker]

Yeah, I didnt understand either.

[camo]

Yeah, I didnt understand either.

I wonder why he said that?

See you tonight honey x

[Loppfessor]

^Excellent...I love it when a plan comes together

[camo]

^Excellent...I love it when a plan comes together


Lopp are you laughing like a james bond villian?

[Loppfessor]

^Trying to anyway....

[Junker]

I wonder why he said that?

See you tonight honey x

Fine :p

[camo]

kll? He? kll is a girl, and a lovely one at that.

Sorry I just assumed!?!?

The stupid webfilter on my works computer doesn't let me see imageshack photos etc etc so I have no idea what you all look like!

Sorry kll

[camo]

^Trying to anyway....

Why, you ill?



Fine :p

Don't worry bro, was only messing. My ass is a one way street, and thats southbound!

[Loppfessor]

No I'm quite well actually...thank you for asking

[camo]

No I'm quite well actually...thank you for asking

No worries lopp (y)

[QueenAdrock]

Although Droppin certainly is gay. Now there's something we can all agree on!

You know Padster, you better be nice to me these next few weeks otherwise I'll be forced to PM you pictures that prove otherwise.

:cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

You know Padster, you better be nice to me these next few weeks otherwise I'll be forced to PM you pictures that prove otherwise.

:cool:
What, you mean you aren't a guy? [/ownage]

[QueenAdrock]

LOLOCAUST!

[Junker]

Don't worry bro, was only messing. My ass is a one way street, and thats southbound!

I would be worried if you weren't messing. :eek:

[camo]

I would be worried if you weren't messing. :eek:

ha ha. Just to emphasise again that I was messing!

[Loppfessor]

Less chat...more match!

[camo]

Less chat...more match!

I'm single lopp. Match my ass.

Damn I could have phrased that better :p

[Junker]

ha ha. Just to emphasise again that I was messing!

And I thank God again! lol

[camo]

And I thank God again! lol

hey I'm a catch to anyone!

[Kerrbear]

I'm single lopp. Match my ass.


I'm thinking that asking Lopp to be your matchmaker is asking for trouble.

[Junker]

hey I'm a catch to anyone!

When you say 'anyone' you include men too??? If so, this is weird

[Loppfessor]

I'm single lopp. Match my ass.

Damn I could have phrased that better :p


Dude you and Junker are hitting it off so nicely...just play it cool and don't fuck it up! As long as I'm invited to the wedding or union or whatever gay couples call it...I'm happy

[camo]

I'm thinking that asking Lopp to be your matchmaker is asking for trouble.

Maybe, but i'm cool with lopp.


When you say 'anyone' you include men too??? If so, this is weird

No! It was a hypothetic statement!

[camo]

Dude you and Junker are hitting it off so nicely...just play it cool and don't fuck it up! As long as I'm invited to the wedding or union or whatever gay couples call it...I'm happy

Maybe, but i'm cool with lopp.



spoke to soon!

[Junker]

As long as I'm invited to the wedding or union or whatever gay couples call it...I'm happy

Dont pretend you dont know the term :mad:

[Loppfessor]

Listen you two...let's not ruin the moment for you alright. Don't worry bout me you crazy kids just go out and have some fun...in fact here's $20 go to a movie on me

[Junker]

Damn! I cant leave my work right now. Free movie is always nice!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

I always knew Junker was an overt homosexual.

[Junker]

Thats why I dont believe in that theory that says a homo always identifies another homo cause Padster thought I was gay.

[Caribou]

A homo once thought I was a homo and lots of other people thought it too, but I really do like man-meat and not muff-meat.

[icy manipulator]

anyone matched me yet?>

[Junker]

See??? It doesnt work at all.

[Kerrbear]

Has everyone forgotten this thread created by Lopp? (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=73191)

[Junker]

Has everyone forgotten this thread created by Lopp? (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=73191)

Hahahahahahahaa!

Pwnedededed

hahahahahahahaha.......oh fuck!

And he was trying to match me and camo......hahahaha

Man crush !!! hahahahahaha

[Loppfessor]

LOL whatever you chumps are just jealous cus now he's like my number 1 work friend! Like even this morning when I walked in he was all like "Hey man that Browns game was pretty sweet yesterday" cus he knows I like the Browns and I was like "yeah the Cowboys dodged a bullet too" cus I know he likes the Cowboys....:o

[Loppfessor]

K just got a new one (back to thread topic)

Padster and DipDipDive or however the crap she spells that....they are totally hot for each other you can tell in the "burn" thread...

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, I like my women hairy, humourless, and manly. (y)

[Planetary]

i thought we had a chance ladyyyyyyyy, no more! now that i'm sober you aint the fine.....

[Loppfessor]

Yeah, I like my women hairy, humourless, and manly. (y)

another satisfied customer!

[DipDipDive]

The Padster's so cute when he gets angry.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm always cute, baby.

[Planetary]

yeah, i just took some ectsacy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be...

:confused:

[Loppfessor]

I think you should all go rate this thread a million stars...

[Junker]

The Padster's so cute when he gets angry.

I'm always cute, baby.

No, you're always angry. Not cute.

[Junker]

LOL whatever you chumps are just jealous cus now he's like my number 1 work friend! Like even this morning when I walked in he was all like "Hey man that Browns game was pretty sweet yesterday" cus he knows I like the Browns and I was like "yeah the Cowboys dodged a bullet too" cus I know he likes the Cowboys....:o

Ohhhhhhh.............thats so sweet :o :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

Ohhhhhhh.............thats so sweet :o :rolleyes:

yeah and if I don't go to AZ for the national championship game I'm totally having people over to my place to watch it...I'm going to invite him for sure but hopefully he leaves his wife at home...

[Junker]

Hahahaha........Man crush!!! (y) LOL

[Loppfessor]

Bump!

[Lex Diamonds]

Bump!
Alright, you're here, you're queer, we get it.

[steve-onpoint]

what am i chopped liver ova here? cant i get a date besides cmute up in here?

Just be thankful. Shit.

[Otis Driftwood]

LOL whatever you chumps are just jealous cus now he's like my number 1 work friend!
Hahaha, this is so Doug and Deacon from King of Queens. (y)

[jammytastic]

i wanna be fixed up with gault or my mythango

[Loppfessor]

Hahaha, this is so Doug and Deacon from King of Queens. (y)


LOL that's funny you're like the 5th person to make that comparison...

[Jitters]

I could do with a match. No boyfriendage here since eh... well, ages.

If you ever need some loving just give me a call.

I'm a very unselfish lover (y)

[funk63]

kll? He? kll is a girl, and a lovely one at that.


dude how do u keep ure ticker at a smooth 7000?