The first time you did something

[Kid Presentable]

Haha. The first time I posted in Beastie-Free I said: "Everybody's just passing time, waiting for the new album", and I got a page worth of wanky "uh we're like totally NOT waiting for the new album. N00b." and "Where's the n00b?".

The first time I had sex, some other girl walked in and watched.

The first time I went to school, I stole somebody's Transformer.

[cosmo105]

the first (and only, so far) time i went snorkeling i barfed on the fish.

[Kid Presentable]

the first (and only, so far) time i went snorkeling i barfed on the fish.
Up, through the snorkel?

[kll]

Cute thread, Kid...

The first time I posted on bb.com was to ask if the beasties had ever played Car Thief live

The first time I heard about Instant Messenger and d/l it and actually corresponded with someone on it was psyzmac

I didn't have sex all the way the first time I tried - it was too painful

The first time I've met anyone off the board, I've hugged them first thing

The first time I got married, I ended up divorced

[kll]

the first (and only, so far) time i went snorkeling i barfed on the fish.

animal abuser

[Kid Presentable]

The first time I rode a skateboard, I wound up swearing I'd never do it again.

[Kid Presentable]

Fuck, this one isn't too good: The first time I heard the Beastie Boys, I figured they'd influence me in some way.

[steve-onpoint]

The first time I used a surf board, I rode the wave to shore.

The first time I was high, I thought I was dead.

The first time I ate sushi, I liked it.

[cosmo105]

i got seasick and came up for air and puked on the tropical fishies. :(

the first time i heard Intergalactic on the radio, i pressed record on the tape i always had in my radio the minute i heard the dj say it was the new beastie boys. i was in the shower and ran out to do that. and my mom actually came to the door and yelled, what is that awful sound? and i thought oh wow, this is too perfect.


the first time matt came out here, i had to go potty REALLY bad but there was awful traffic on the freeway so i had to hold it a long time. when i finally parked i knew his plane was just unloading, so i ran to the bathroom and tried to be as fast as i could. i was so excited i didn't realize one of the walls was a mirror and ran right into it on my way out. thank god no one saw.

[Funky Pepp]

The first time I kissed a guy I actually wanted to kiss his best friend, but he was already kissing my best friend, so I thougt I'd just give it a try anyway...

[cosmo105]

the first time i kissed a boy, it was against the wall of our math class right after lunch. i had gotten my braces off a week or so before, and boy was i ready for it. it sucked. a bunch of people saw (including this kid i hated) and wooOooooOOs were all around. we only kissed one more time before he broke up with me like a month later.

[Funky Pepp]

The first time I got married, I ended up divorced
The first time I got married was nearly 11 years ago now, and I didn't end up divorced - lucky me! :D

[kll]

The first time I got married was nearly 11 years ago now, and I didn't end up divorced - lucky me! :D
Rub it in little Angi, rub it in.

[abcdefz]

The first time I rode a bicycle without training wheels, I made it about two blocks before I slammed into a telephone pole.

[Junker]

The first time I had sex was with a girl 5 years older than me (she was 21) and she remains as the best sex i've ever had (she was kinda experienced at that time. She had 2 kids already :p ).

[na§tee]

kll's right, this is a cute thread. nice.

the first time i posted on the bbmb i made a thread about how to get un-metallica-banned on napster.

the first time i had sex was with my first and current boyfriend after my first grandmaster flash concert.

the first album i chose myself was michael jackson: dangerous. i <3 ed michael jackson.

[ericlee]

The first full song I learned to play on keyboard was Axl F.
The first time I had sex, it lasted 10 seconds.
The first job I've had was a paper route.
The first time I jumped off the top bunk with a sleeping bag on, I fell into the dresser and broke my collar bone.

[Waus]

The first time I drank it was red wine.

The first college class I had I missed.

The first car I had I crashed.

[Schmeltz]

The first time I got high we ordered pizza and I lost rock-paper-scissors so I had to deal with the delivery. I stood looking at the change in my hand for so long I forgot why I was doing it and the dude asked me if I was OK. I looked up and had no idea who he was.

The first time I had sex was on my friend's living room floor. It was a hardwood floor and not very comfortable.

The first time I drove a standard I only stalled once and I learned the technique in about three minutes.

The first time I dislocated my arm I thought I was going to die.

[befsquire]

the first person to IM me from this board was alruggs.

the first person i spoke to on the phone from this board was alruggs.

the first person from this board that i sent something to was alruggs.

the first person from this board to send me something was alruggs.

however, the first person i met from this board was not alruggs. it was mustangjen.

[Drederick Tatum]

I've only talked to supermars on the phone. that was nice. she didn't know, but I was making out with the receiver.

[Caribou]

The first song I remember liking was Queen's Killer Queen.

The first CD I owned was something by the smurfs.

My first trip abroad was to Bosnia. I was a year old and can't remember much of the first, but we went every year after that and I remember it was absolutely beautiful. So incredidbly green. But then that stupid fucking war started. :(

My first gig was by the Beastie Boys.

I met my very first board member in London.

My first crush lasted a couple of years, because we didn't talk but just looked at eachother all the time, which made the whole thing very mysterious and exciting.

My first kiss was great and lasted about 45 minutes untill he looked at me and said the sweetest thing ever.

The first time I had sex was painless, but I didn't really feel anything else either. It was also over in about 2 minutes.

[befsquire]

the first album i ever owned was queen's "the game."

the first concert i went to was billy idol (rebel yell tour).

[ggirlballa]

the first time i saw the beastie boys i thought wow, they're handsome then heard the music & thought wow they're amazing

the first time i went onstage & rapped i felt nervous but also a bit comfortable with the situation

the first time i had a family cry moment was with my brother when he was very close to going to jail (he went to juvenile hall & later was released)

the first time i went swimming i didn't want to get out of the water

the first time i went on a boat i got sea sick





and the first concert i ever went to was i'm proud to say a "Beastie Boys" concert, it was incredible :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

The first time I saw her, I knew I'd marry her. Sadly, the first time we spoke she made fun of me, and I didn't like her very much.:mad:

[icy manipulator]

the first thing i posted on this board was a thread about Big Day Out

the first drug i had was not weed

the first time i had sex i can barely remember thanks to bourbon

the first cd and concert i went to was the offspring

the first time i kissed a girl was with a Chechen descent Finnish girl

the first and only time i was arrested was at my school Formal

the first and only board member i've spoken on the phone is Alexandra

and i have yet to meet anyone from the board coz there's no regulars within 2000km's of me. except scotty, but he's still 400km's away

[mikizee]

first time i got a blowjob it was from 2 girls at once

first time i had sex it went for 20 minutes, i didnt blow, but accidently slipped into her backside, she was a slut and didnt mind at all so we kept on going

first time i heard beastie boys i didnt like em at all

first time i had a car crash i slammed my mini into the side of a truck doing almost 40mph

first time i went to school i cried my eyes out

[Justin]

First Time I heard the Beastie Boys, I hated them (they were so different)

First time I tried on a condom, I pinched my penis and it hurt like a bitch

First time I masterbated, I didnt realize that I, just masterbated

First time I got drunk was down by the river

First time I tried ephedrine, I didnt sleep for 2 days

First time I saw a 'major' concert was the Beastie Boys

First time I posted on here was in 1999, under the name "beastieboys4ever"

[laura]

everytime I have a "first time" I hope it's going to be good
so I can enjoy more the second time! :)

[Justin]

everytime I have a "first time" I hope it's going to be good
so I can enjoy more the second time! :)


minus getting circumsized for a second time.


that would suck.

[trailerprincess]

The first time I got drunk I was 13 and it made me not drink again until I was almost 18

The first time I kissed a boy it was to the sounds of 'Hey Jude'

The first time I flew on my own, I missed my flight home

The first time I went to the hairdresser's by myself, I left with only one side cut

The first time I tried to open my front door in my flat from the inside, I couldn't and had to call my mum to come and open it for me. I thought I was going to be trapped forever

The first time I planted seeds in a flower boxes, they turned out to be lettuces.

[Junker]

The first time I got drunk I was 14 and I got out in the street with an underwear in my head.

The first time I heard the beastie boys I just loved them. It was Pass the Mic (y)

The first time I went to a beastie boys concert was a month ago.

[icy manipulator]

the first person i became friends with on the board was this bitch above me :p

[Junker]

the first person i became friends with on the board was this bitch above me :p

:D WORD on that pat!!!

[Kid Presentable]

The first time I got drunk, I fucking loved it. So much. And I fell asleep in a suitcase.

The first time I beat it, it was in full view of the two elderly sisters next door.

The first time I lived across from a catholic girls school, I stood naked in my upstairs window all the time.

[Loppfessor]

The first time I saw my current girl I got that old fashioned feeling inside....where I'd do anything to bone her

[Funky Pepp]

Rub it in little Angi, rub it in.
sorry :o

[Kid Presentable]

I know a girl who got drunk, shit in a suitcase, and threw it over her neighbour's fence.

I guess it was her first time doing that.


this is completely unrelated to the orginal topic...but the mention of suitcase made me remember it
hahaha. I hope you're still friends with her, she sounds like a blast!

[TAL]

Maybe it was the same suitcase?

[Kid Presentable]

Maybe it was the same suitcase?
hahahaha hope so!