the furnace crapped out at work over the weekend

[HEIRESS]

so for two days the top temperature our building has reached has been a balmy 7 degrees centigrade

the boys in the back are dealing with below freezing and can see their breath etc etc

and the heating guy just compared our system to "a 95 year old guy in need of a heart transplant"

like sweet jesus its cold, outside the temperature is -21 and with the windchill its about -35 degrees
thats pretty fucking cold and we are getting 20 cm more of snow tonight

there is also an electrician running around putting in base-heaters in every room to tide us over

I need a vacation :(

[cookiepuss]

wow HEIRESS. maybe I could give you a papercut and pour lemon juice on it. I'm sorry to hear things aren't exactly going your way lately.:(

um...play lotto! you got nutting to loose.

[The Notorious LOL]

can you translate and repost in the US (i.e. non-faggy) system of measurements?

k thnx

[HEIRESS]

the secretaries are wearing their coats AND brought in blankets

this is so awesome

the electrician dude is young and cute atleast

[Loppfessor]

the secretaries are wearing their coats AND brought in blankets

this is so awesome

the electrician dude is young and cute atleast

As him if he'd like to take you in the copy room and warm you up...then meow at him

[abcdefz]

the electrician dude is young and cute atleast




Ask him for help warming up = there's your new boyfriend.


Lemons/lemonade, et al.

[abcdefz]

Lopp beat me to it.

[HEIRESS]

inside its 7C = 44.6 F

and outside its -35C = -31F

[HEIRESS]

it would be weird to date an electrician because my daddy is one, yeah kinda weird

though I did crack some jokes when he was in my office and he laughed at all of them sooo....

OMG COLD

[The Notorious LOL]

electricians get bank yo. Go ask him to buy you some num nums

[HEIRESS]

he looks like joshua jackson mashed up with robert deniro if that makes any sense...

nummy num nums!

everyone is drinking hot chocolate, its kinda like being at a tobogganing party around here actually

[The Notorious LOL]

quit lollygagging and go ask for some num nums!

[DipDipDive]

I wouldn't mind having some num nums, myself.

[Loppfessor]

quit lollygagging and go ask for some num nums!


For real but take the coat off first....if it's as cold as you say it is you should be nipping out juuuust right to ask a dude out

[abcdefz]

For real but take the coat off first....if it's as cold as you say it is you should be nipping out juuuust right to ask a dude out



...makes "Jack Frost nipping at your nose" sound pretty unpleasant, doesn't it?